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How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

A few steps for women to become the perfect girlfriend.

posted by Number8
7/13/2007 5:46:52 PM

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LeighCedar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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848 days 19 hours ago...

THe final bit was actually pretty funny.

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prototypepacifist : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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848 days 18 hours ago...

rofl..measuring things.

5/5

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HENNY01523 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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848 days 17 hours ago...

yea i dont hear one thing my girlfriend says when im looking for food 5/5

and the sex part is on point lol

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Jile : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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848 days 17 hours ago...

"just distract him with beer" hahaha awesome!

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El_Jeffe : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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848 days 16 hours ago...

That was pretty much spot-on. Especially about the sex part.

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Entreri : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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848 days 14 hours ago...

So true, so very very true haha.

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Thunda_Chunky : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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848 days 14 hours ago...

wow this is rite on point. i dont evn kno how many tables ive flippd cuz i wuz offered a salad wen i wuz hungry

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Fly : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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848 days 14 hours ago...

Hmm, just bookmarked this page to show the gf tomorrow xD lets see how she reacts to that one ha!

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NickAngel : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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848 days 13 hours ago...

How to be a perfect boyfriend:
1. Pretend she's not crazy
2. Buy her stuff
3. Get used to watching Jennifer Aniston flicks
4. Act like she's changing you
5. If you get stuck, see "1."

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formulation : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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848 days 13 hours ago...

You forgot leaving us alone and shutting the fuck up when the game's on.

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teeth29 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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848 days 13 hours ago...

classic. every girl should watch this and learn from it

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Sgt Godzilla : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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848 days 12 hours ago...

I laughed at the measuring things part...

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respecognize : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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848 days 12 hours ago...

symptoms may include HUNTING
ahahaha!

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Puppie : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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848 days 11 hours ago...

Are you serious.. that's a load of crap..

Perfect GF is..
"Bring back lingerie loving Bi-gal home".. and each week.. just add one more Bi-gals to the equation..

Bring home TWIN earn extra points..

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Salvo623 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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848 days 11 hours ago...

Wow this is really some dumb, sexist bullshit. You have all the guys laughing at it but no men. It is really sad to see that a lot guys here find this true. I pray you guys grow up one day and learn there is more to life than beer, food, and sex. Then that way you won't be easily dominated children, and can actually find a woman (Which is also lacking in supply these days, Thanks Paris) so you two can actually be equals, instead of just caveman and psycho's.

And yes I do have a wife

Now the guys can vote me down.

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