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A Bear, a Lion And a Chicken

A bear, a lion and a chicken talking about who's 'hardest'.

The bear says "I growl and the whole forest shakes"

The lion says "I roar and the whole jungle shakes!"

The chicken says with a smug grin...."I cough, and the whole world sh!ts itself!"

  • Muffhew
  • posted by Muffhew
  • Date 7/12/2007 5:08:50 AM
  • Views: 1979
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gogg3r : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

gogg3r

1 votes NegativePositive

855 days 12 hours ago...

avian bird flu eh? i still love KFC anyway...

elcidcampeon : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

elcidcampeon

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847 days 21 hours ago...

clever

alondite : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

alondite

6 votes NegativePositive

846 days 19 hours ago...

^ Thank you for pointing out the stereotypical bigotry of today's society.

kage_no_shi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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833 days 10 hours ago...

Yeah, pretty funny ^_^

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