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Penn & Teller voice their opinion of the immigration issue in America.

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  • Date 6/29/2007 7:58:57 PM
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The Jap : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

The Jap

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

508 days 14 hours ago...

^FUCK YOU MEXICAN

demberdz : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

demberdz

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

508 days 10 hours ago...

wow wtf

carbonacrd : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

carbonacrd

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

508 days 10 hours ago...

What use is Teller in the show? He doesn't say anything so what is he there for???

awanis : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

awanis

-4 votes NegativePositive

508 days 9 hours ago...

bewbs

qm7z : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

qm7z

9 votes NegativePositive

508 days 8 hours ago...

its a good show, stop crying

damage : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

damage

4 votes NegativePositive

508 days 8 hours ago...

It sucks that Mexicans have such a shitty country that they have to leave it. And its not just Mexico, its other countries around the world where the governments care only about themselves and do little to nothing for their people.

AshMan : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

AshMan

-4 votes NegativePositive

508 days 8 hours ago...

I like Penn & Teller, but they couldn't be more wrong here. The illegal's that are coming here are leeching off our country. If they were coming here to be patriotic American citizens I wouldn't have a problem, but a LARGE majority are only coming for money because they've used their countries up & are spreading to ours. Have them come here to enlist in the military... I support that. Make them learn what it's like to fight for freedom.

Stop filling the bird feeder & the birds will go away. That's the problem. Allow illegal aliens 1 right...The right to sue a company for minimum wage infringement. The 1st time a company get's sued for millions for hiring Illegal aliens the problem will go away. I don't think it's right for large companies to exploit human beings like they do.

I'm 100% for Legal immigration. 0% for Illegal immigration. It's not a racial thing... being from a south American country means if anything it's hate toward that country. I have Asian friends.. Does that mean I hate them too because they're brown? Racism is saying hey, you're Asian I hate you because you're a race of people, not because you're from a certain place. Mexican's aren't the problem; they're a big part of it because they're the neighboring country... But if you say that you hate Mexicans.. Then you hate them because they're from Mexico... not because they're brown.

corilion : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

corilion

7 votes NegativePositive

508 days 6 hours ago...

No AshMan you are completely wrong and your ignorance is overwhelming. I also dont comprehend countless issues about countless subjects but I dont fucking fill my factual gaps with my imagination and then defend that as Truth. It is simply not true no matter how hard you moan. Yes if you stop filling the bird feeder the birds will go away...Only the birds are stronger than the average american and will basically work harder for less money and wont bitch. On top of that its americans who hire them. Itchy & Scratchy
O.n the matter of them doing illegal activities, start treating them like what they are (the same as you) and they will be perfectly absorbed into your culture. Terrorific Mexican Drug Dealers owe their existance exclusively and absolutely to american drug users. They wont commit crimes because of some magical deformation of their will which makes them want to break the law instinctively. That as you may now realize is an ignorant, imaginary (detached from the truth)and quite insane trip youre on!
You need to realize that evey individual which exists is absolutely unique (or at least free to be unique) which means we are all the same in the sense that we are all unique! Mexico is also a complicated web of concepts and trends with very inteligent persons and very Terrible persons too, just like America. Mexicans dont go to America because theyre having a bad time here or because they go hungry hahaha Mexico is a fantastic place to live with lots of tradition and moral fiber. Its just, as allways, a tiny fraction of the population which are absolute assholes with power. Every person should be absolutely free to do what he will with his life as long as he doesnt interfere with another persons freedom.
Mexicans move over there because they want to give their families a better life!whats fucking wrong with that!
I hope i didnt make many spelling or grammar mistake since I am a Mexican who lives In Mexico City.
Oh and by the way you wont get mugged if you come here dont be fucking pussies.

Edit: Oh also, support Ron Paul! hahahahaha things can get very messy in the world in the not so distant future.

brenno77 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

brenno77

1 votes NegativePositive

508 days 5 hours ago...

I have used spiked for well over 1 1/2 years ad have not felt the need to signup until now.

^^Corllion, I agree with everything you have just said, but with a pinch less implied or otherwise annoyance of Ashmans piece.

^^Ashman, I also can see where you come from, but as was shown in this exceptional episode of Penn and Teller, and as (Don) Corllion(e) said......We are all unique.....HUMANS...Only culture, custom, and physical genes....which go way back further than ANY of our "races" of people can even remember through the spoken word let alone such advanced human achievements as the phenomenon we call scripted language....seperate us.

Nobody can tell me that looking at those 6 Mexicans you couldn't see that they were telling the truth of why they risked SOOOO MUCH to attempt what they (thankfully) managed to do. These boys aint your lazy, fatso, slob, all-american Macca's Eatin', Good Ole' Boys.....ooohhhh no, they got REAL fucking problems.

But for the sake of balance, here is a typical American problem....you know, run 'o the mill type of shit.

"Oh my gaaawwwd!!!!!...You're son has Obesity....MY SON HAS TI TOOOOO..."

"Ohhhhh I knowwww....it's terrible isn't it?"

"Ohhh I'll say........let's spoil ourselves with a qiuck drive around the corner...I hear Susane Chanel (or who fucking ever) has a sale on diamond earings.....I got my eye on an AUTHENTIC Ejyptian 24 carat azure daimond..."

"Oohhh if only I had saved that $2000 roger gave me last week and added it to this weeks...Id put the 5% deposit down before you could get off the couch.."

"Ohhh you bitch..." TEE-HEE

"Ohhh I know.." LOL

"Speaking of getting of the couch...where are the battries for the remote control for the "Auto-arse-seat Expeller?", the left side of my right thigh has gone to sleep....I may need the detergent again to slide the rest of my body out from underneath it....."

corilion : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

corilion

2 votes NegativePositive

507 days 9 hours ago...

Awesome brenno77! Hahaha yeah the thing is I was having fun writing that comment (i dont comment alot) and sometimes I get carried away telling people to fuck off because its so easy on the internet. Ashman is also a unique being and he probably has good intentions...which is good but sadly not good enough!Ummm id like to talk to you in msn or something but i wouldnt like to post my mail here.

PCGamer91 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

PCGamer91

-2 votes NegativePositive

507 days 6 hours ago...

I myself am an immigrant(German, moved to Canada) and I can honestly say that we only moved to earn more money and unlike some people my immigration process was pretty smooth,(it only took 1 year and about 10,000 German Marks at the time)but I know people who have waited much longer, and payed more money to the sleezy people who "help" immigrants, but still weren't given permission to immigrate. I can understand why Mexicans would choose to illegally enter the US seeing as it costs large amounts of money and takes a lot of time to get through the whole immigration processes. I don't see what the big problem with the illegal immigrants is, they don't take up tax dollars, they will do the work that Americans won't for less and sometimes even better. So I say either make the immigration process easier or shut the fuck up and get back to your Big Mac

thatkoreanguy : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

thatkoreanguy

2 votes NegativePositive

497 days ago...

woot for tits.

Fredrick_chilton : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Fredrick_chilton

0 votes NegativePositive

496 days 11 hours ago...

racial pie

PursuedLeader : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

PursuedLeader

1 votes NegativePositive

258 days 7 hours ago...

I think if illegals are given jobs, and a National Labour Front is formed the US economy will plunge roof high. It is undoubtedly time to form a nation that is strong in economy.

Red Heaven : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Red Heaven

0 votes NegativePositive

194 days 16 hours ago...

Some of you are just repeating history. Tools.

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