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The Submissive Jesus

Tired of your prayers going unanswered?

  • Jonas22
  • posted by Jonas22
  • Date 6/29/2007 7:09:00 PM
  • Views: 3132
  • Mature
  • Mature
  • Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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13 Comments

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Johnx64 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Johnx64

9 votes NegativePositive

558 days 23 hours ago...

I would give her a C and tell her she needs to work alot harder for that A.

Fatelessdestiny : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Fatelessdestiny

10 votes NegativePositive

558 days 6 hours ago...

that wasn't wrong at all...

Kill_Thy_Enemy : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Kill_Thy_Enemy

6 votes NegativePositive

558 days 6 hours ago...

And that is why i wish i was a college professor

NerdSlayer : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

NerdSlayer

4 votes NegativePositive

558 days 4 hours ago...

bookwormbitches

Jareardy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Jareardy

-3 votes NegativePositive

557 days 22 hours ago...

okay and god is there to grant your every wish just like a genie, because we know whats best for us.

OMGItsBruceLee : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

OMGItsBruceLee

-1 votes NegativePositive

557 days 8 hours ago...

this wasa pretty stupid video. sorry guys.

fang711 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

fang711

1 votes NegativePositive

557 days 7 hours ago...

You dont really need submissive Jesus at all, just either be in a position of power (teacher) or be able to give really good blowjobs!

Traceofastranger : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Traceofastranger

-1 votes NegativePositive

557 days 4 hours ago...

hahah submissive jesus, my personal genie now lol 5/5

draser : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

draser

0 votes NegativePositive

557 days 2 hours ago...

I am

No.1 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

No.1

-2 votes NegativePositive

556 days 20 hours ago...

Pity she's ugly...

melivorous : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

melivorous

-2 votes NegativePositive

556 days 11 hours ago...

she's hot as hell.

thattechguy : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

thattechguy

0 votes NegativePositive

556 days 7 hours ago...

@Fatelessdestiny You're right. That wasn't wrong at all.

990ctane : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

990ctane

0 votes NegativePositive

520 days 22 hours ago...

Even god couldn't help her if that's a science test

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