Rich socialite, whiney little bitch, and now convicted criminal, Paris Hilton, was recently released 22 days early from her 45 day sentence yesterday morning. The rest of the press can talk about that all they want. I found some better news.
Spiderman Lives!
Some dude dressed like Spiderman is roaming Virginia stealing oxycotin from pharmacies. It seems he walked through an entire grocery store last Monday with the mask on and waited at the pharmacy, somehow without raising suspicion? Maybe Spiderman just isn’t threatening enough to wonder why someone would need to wear a mask into a store… or maybe that sort of stuff happens all the time in Virginia.
As Long as You Eat it…
Indonesian vice-president thinks marijuana should only be illegal if you smoke it. "It's alright to use it as a food seasoning but it should not be fully legalised," he said, misspelling “legalized”. The locals use it in curries and coffee. Ironically, whether you smoke it or eat it you still get stoned. It makes me want to try some Indonesian food...
Boring, Still Better Than the Hilton Case
A bunch of webcasters decided to stop broadcasting for some kind of protest or the other. When I awoke my roommate to tell him of this important news, he threw his phone at me and cursed my name. That’s how important it was! In other news… grass is growing outside my apartment. Still better than Paris…
And Finally…
It Was McMahon I Tell You!
A crazy wrestler dude shot his wife and kid. When talking to a friend about this, he said he wasn’t surprised. He claimed to have once met Chris Benoit and asked how he got so big. His answer was to growl and shake a bit. Anyone who uses that answer to any question is suspect…