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25 Things The Perfect Woman Would Say

Like the title says it's alist of 25 things the perfect woman would say to any man. With the music of Tenacious D - F*ck Her Gently.

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falcon420 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

falcon420

7 votes NegativePositive

561 days 7 hours ago...

amen, wish my girlfriends would say at least a couple of those lines sometime.

bovril : LVL 31: VP 4: said:2007 Winner

bovril

12 votes NegativePositive

561 days 6 hours ago...

Ive actually had #1 said to me recently. But she was a fat munter. Hah. scuse me.

I'd like if my gf would just say "no, we don't have to watch americas next top model/ricki lake/maury today" or just rephrase most of what she says with "don't" at the start. Damn women.

But I love them.... MORE.

Scarecrow : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Scarecrow

5 votes NegativePositive

561 days 6 hours ago...

Bah, I can't play golf for crap, last time I threw the damn club halfway down the driving range.

Micmac988 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Micmac988

Hidden (Show Comment) -18 votes

561 days 6 hours ago...

Pretty much forced 1-25 (with a few exceptions) on my girl. For those few exception, well, that's what the mistress is for.

thorkon : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

thorkon

14 votes NegativePositive

561 days 3 hours ago...

Thats the problem with the mistress though, Your wife never likes 'em.

P37312 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

P37312

1 votes NegativePositive

561 days 3 hours ago...

OMG i wanna vote more than 100 times haha.

bloodysheep : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

bloodysheep

1 votes NegativePositive

561 days 3 hours ago...

#15 cracked me up. and 20 is my favorite

roadtrippin : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

roadtrippin

0 votes NegativePositive

561 days 3 hours ago...

o.O 20

lukassvec : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

lukassvec

1 votes NegativePositive

561 days 3 hours ago...

@Scarecrow
Are you sure you weren't at a putting course? I sure can't through a club halfway down the field of a real range.

sdler123 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

sdler123

-6 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

vote this post down if you're gay

adorabilly : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

adorabilly

-5 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

My wife has said 16 of the 25 to me. Which is one of the reasons I married her.. (and she is sexy to boot, so it works out realllllly well for me.)

scottdrocks : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

scottdrocks

14 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

damn, i couldnt read any of them, it changed before i was done looking at the chicks

nightmane : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

nightmane

2 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

the mall? when a football games on?! haha thats funny i'd rather stay home with the bf i dont have then go to a damn mall! and as for me going down on my friend...hmm i dont think they would but i'm open to experiment ;p

!IAmCanadian! : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

!IAmCanadian!

-1 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

some where dumb, but i live by #12.. thats my perfect woman right there

Verh544 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Verh544

0 votes NegativePositive

561 days 2 hours ago...

Like I said about the article on this. It sounds like the girls boyfriend and the girl would both be fat fucks from all that drinking and sitting on their ass. Learn2run and stuff without drinking. Alcohol = 2 less calories per gram then FAT.

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