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Questions to Think About.

Something to really think about.

2 questions:

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant,! who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

&n bsp; Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

! Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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VegaObscura : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

VegaObscura

9 votes NegativePositive

880 days 12 hours ago...

Hitler for president.

RAzz13d : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RAzz13d

2 votes NegativePositive

880 days 9 hours ago...

This is so old. I think it originated during the Clinton Presidency.

Here is the SNOPES article on the original E-mail
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp .

bovril : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:2007 Winner

bovril

10 votes NegativePositive

877 days ago...

Isn't this just an article demonstrating bias?

"Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic"
Nature... put a huge fucking iceberg in the way.

Ecnav : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Ecnav

0 votes NegativePositive

875 days 12 hours ago...

I still answer YES for the abortion. I was even more sure of the answer when I found out it was Beethoven.

scottdrocks : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

scottdrocks

4 votes NegativePositive

873 days 2 hours ago...

how could you diss beethoven?

Fatelessdestiny : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Fatelessdestiny

-4 votes NegativePositive

872 days 2 hours ago...

In America, where our population hinges on the families of immigrants, I don't think we need abortion. Our population would be stagnant or even decreasing if immigrants weren't in the equation.

Just don't show this blog to China and India! Don't wanna give them any ideas...

SleazeChieftain : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

SleazeChieftain

-3 votes NegativePositive

866 days 23 hours ago...

This is the stupidest thing I've read all week. It's like telling us to guess who a person is by giving us only the color of his or her crotch hair.

BTW.. I picked Churchill even before reading the bottom part. No vegetarian is running my country! (unless it's for medical purposes and only if that person is the next Ronald Reagan).

LeighCedar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LeighCedar

0 votes NegativePositive

852 days 19 hours ago...

Ummm.... nobody built the ark.

And any man that drinks beer only occasionally is not to be trusted.

Dundahead : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Dundahead

1 votes NegativePositive

849 days 13 hours ago...

this is a mind fuck!

sojurn : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

sojurn

0 votes NegativePositive

834 days 16 hours ago...

Beethoven was deaf too. Haha that woman couldent make a complete human if her life depended on it.

Bling : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

Bling

0 votes NegativePositive

805 days 23 hours ago...

hitler had a mistress

$new$h : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

$new$h

0 votes NegativePositive

604 days 20 hours ago...

he never had his wife long enough to cheat on.

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