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Roswell

As Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This information may clear up a lot of questions. >

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AbOoyEAh : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

AbOoyEAh

0 votes NegativePositive

372 days 17 hours ago...

Then I would ask you to prove it

kaycee : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

kaycee

4 votes NegativePositive

369 days 17 hours ago...

Neither funny nor true:
George W. Bush - July 6, 1946
Dick Cheney - January 30, 1941
Donald Rumsfeld - July 9, 1932
Bill O'Reilly - September 10, 1949
Condoleezza Rice - November 14, 1954
Dan Quayle - February 4, 1947

What is funny is that there was one notable American politician born in March of 1948 according to Wikipedia, Al Gore.

family guy 27 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

family guy 27

0 votes NegativePositive

369 days 13 hours ago...

no wonder he wats to save the enviroment he wants to take over the earth

SpecOps : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

SpecOps

2 votes NegativePositive

364 days 4 hours ago...

Aliens that breed with sheep produce people which produce shitty jokes like this one which waste my time.

SleazeChieftain : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

SleazeChieftain

0 votes NegativePositive

359 days 12 hours ago...

I just want to slap the person who wrote this and the person who posted this...

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