9 Reasons why xxoozero should shut the hell up.
1. He has not done any of the 9 positions on his list "9 Sex Positions Every Man Should Know."
2. Number 6 on his "9 Reasons Why I Want to See Paris Hilton go to Jail" is somewhat ironic. If you are going to talk about Paris Hilton, then turn right around and say you want people to shut up about her. Your fucking stupid.
3. His advice is merely common sense; anyone with a keyboard and an IQ of 105 can write shit down. Seriously Zero, get a fucking life.
4. The retard claims to speak to ghosts. Enough said.
5. He thinks American Beer is the best in the world. I doubt that he has tried any other country's beer. I have and would like to say American beer is not better than Canadian beer, German beer, Belgian beer......etc.
6. Bush has a slightly greater intelligence level than Zero.
7. He does not know who Kurtwood Smith is, without google-ing it.
8. His name shows the world just how many girlfriends he has. Face it Zero, when you have never had a girlfriend, how can you give relationship advice?
9. I actually took the fucking time to write this shitty damn list.
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P.s. FUCK YOU ZERO!
