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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Flynn_2006

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458 days 3 hours ago...

will somebody give him some bread.

baklavafiend : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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450 days 3 hours ago...

no one's going to give him some fucking bread!!!

G-This : LVL 55: VP 5: said:

G-This

-2 votes NegativePositive

447 days ago...

I thought it was grapes...

melivorous : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

melivorous

5 votes NegativePositive

446 days 20 hours ago...

yeah but ducks eat bread. how often does a duck get to eat a grape?

nova1999 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

nova1999

-2 votes NegativePositive

445 days 19 hours ago...

Much funnier when it's grapes and a butcher shop.

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