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So Much For The Ol' "I Have a Headache"...

A husband walks out of the bathroom naked and starts to climb into bed. His wife gives him a pained look as she says "I have a headache."

"Thats great" he replies "I was just in the bathroom powdering my cock with aspirin. Would you like it orally or as a suppository?"

  • ophelia3
  • posted by ophelia3
  • Date 6/3/2007 2:20:42 PM
  • Views: 2712
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  • Language, Sexual (non-nudity)

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alondite : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

alondite

2 votes NegativePositive

385 days 2 hours ago...

Great! I loved this joke the first time it was posted on here.

it would be a 5/5 from me, if not for the repost factor.

TrinitySoul : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

TrinitySoul

2 votes NegativePositive

380 days 11 hours ago...

My wife wouldnt be too happy if I said that too her

DeadlyConflict : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

DeadlyConflict

2 votes NegativePositive

368 days 2 hours ago...

Some things are good enough to post twice.

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