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Church Sells Toilet Paper to Raise Funds

Bake sales? Been done. Car washes? So 2005. And pop can drives can fall flat. So the Rev. Rick Oliver, pastor for the First Church of God in Pendleton, cast about for a new idea to raise money for sending 18 people on a mission to Costa Rica and settled on...toilet paper?

Oliver hit on the idea of selling toilet paper after hearing about a baseball coach on the East Coast who successfully sold the product.

As for the brand, what else? It's Angel Soft _ Oliver's church took delivery of a truckload of it from a Portland distributor this week.

The church is selling the toilet paper either by the roll or by the case, and offers free delivery with the purchase of a case or more.

Oliver now is a practiced hand with his toilet paper sales pitch.

"The rolls are larger than the standard, with 450 sheets per roll, and it's two-ply," he told The East Oregonian newspaper. "We've heard all the jokes. People really enjoy that it's Angel Soft, but what else would a church sell?"

Hmm, support your church, wipe your @ss.

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  • Date 1/3/2006 6:12:43 PM
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TKISHOT415 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1063 days 17 hours ago...

lol

zayxic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

zayxic

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1063 days 15 hours ago...

hahahaha

hqd22 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

hqd22

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1063 days 15 hours ago...

i want some of them blessed tp

mystiqyouomgomgomg : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

mystiqyouomgomgomg

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1063 days 15 hours ago...

woooh! go oregon =D

kadore : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1063 days 9 hours ago...

"...but what else would a church sell?"

they used to sell pardon, now they settled for ass paper, ok butthole surfers surf is up and it's holy, i hope it comes with a bucket of holy water for thorough cleansing

kadore : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1063 days 8 hours ago...

so if i wipe my ass with holy paper does that increase a chance of virgin mary silhuettes appearing on my used papers?

gremwood : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1062 days 5 hours ago...

lol

Goldstein : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1062 days 3 hours ago...

I don't mean to imply Christians shouldn't be allowed money, but they might want to entrust it to someone else, for their own sake.

tazB : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1061 days 20 hours ago...

"Hmm, support your church, wipe your @ss."

LoL!!

element_alchemist : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1061 days 9 hours ago...

wow i like saporting my church maybe i sould get other to suport my church for me XD

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1058 days 6 hours ago...

They should have called it not 'Angel Soft' , but 'The Bible' . Thats what the bible is for , thats how you use it ! :) .

LoosMoose : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1055 days 4 hours ago...

Hey if it works, good for them

XangerX : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1054 days 13 hours ago...

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Okay, hope that works out for them.

i_own_u : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1054 days 5 hours ago...

Hmm, support your church, wipe your @ss. LMFAO.

Arsenic : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1053 days 23 hours ago...

how pathetic

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