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Similarities of women

1. What does a car with hydraulics and a blonde have? They both bounce.

2.what's the difference between a woman's pussy and a lolipop? you never stop sucking a pussy.

  • spiky12
  • posted by spiky12
  • Date 5/25/2007 5:19:21 AM
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spiky12 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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-6 votes NegativePositive

466 days 7 hours ago...

BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD! 20000/5 YOU DA MAN!

VegaObscura : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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3 votes NegativePositive

459 days 20 hours ago...

^Did you really hope no one would notice that you are commenting on your own joke?

Spartan0021 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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399 days 10 hours ago...

^LOL he got owned!!!

spiky12 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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that wasn`t my point you fucking retard, I just want the extra XP. As if you`d do better.

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