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Airplane! - “I Take My Coffee Black”

Hilarious scene from the comedy classic.

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15 Comments

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j-dog jez : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

j-dog jez

4 votes NegativePositive

560 days 5 hours ago...

WTF?

WackyPants : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

WackyPants

2 votes NegativePositive

560 days 5 hours ago...

He deserved to be shot down with a haircut like that.

G-This : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

G-This

26 votes NegativePositive

560 days 3 hours ago...

You nappy little hoe! Gimme that coffee back, bitch! I don't speak jive...

5/5

antinull.com : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

antinull.com

-6 votes NegativePositive

560 days 2 hours ago...

hahahaha she takes is black like her men hahahaha
erm creepy

IamDAN : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

IamDAN

13 votes NegativePositive

559 days 16 hours ago...

Still one of the most quoted films of all time. Seriously, when the shit is hitting the fan I have heard on dozens of occasions someone declaring "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue" or one of the series of "Looks like I picked the wrong day" lines. "Surely you can't be serious!" "I am and stop calling me Shirley". Airplane is the standard bearer for modern absurdist comedy, matche only by Monte Python. Especially Holy Grail. Airplane! is like watching an artist rapidly drawing a series of perfect circles. Impossibly astonishing.

endofdarkness : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

endofdarkness

5 votes NegativePositive

559 days 16 hours ago...

oh if only that little boy knew the truth behind that little girl's words

illflow : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

illflow

-5 votes NegativePositive

559 days 16 hours ago...

is that the kid from jurrasic park?

kluxmania : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

kluxmania

Hidden (Show Comment) -15 votes

559 days 15 hours ago...

jungle fever!!

Jareardy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Jareardy

13 votes NegativePositive

559 days 15 hours ago...

that was a funny movie. i love the propeller sounds the plane makes

hogo : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

hogo

22 votes NegativePositive

559 days 15 hours ago...

so her coffee has 5 illegitimate children and has never had a soid job?

DagrSpaka : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

DagrSpaka

-6 votes NegativePositive

559 days 15 hours ago...

nigger don't do that that's five to ten!

Gshockx21 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Gshockx21

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

559 days 15 hours ago...

if you guys want to see more 80's Comedy i uploaded the whole Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie.

Slausher : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Slausher

20 votes NegativePositive

559 days 15 hours ago...

His expression was priceless

cmy200 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

cmy200

Hidden (Show Comment) -22 votes

559 days 15 hours ago...

"if you guys want to see more 80's Comedy i uploaded the whole Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie.
edit"

omg send the link... like NOW!

jarcaf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jarcaf

3 votes NegativePositive

559 days 14 hours ago...

my grandma used to say that, but better:
"I like it hot, black, and strong, just like my men:)"

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