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How To Put A Chicken To Sleep

Your step by step guide to putting a chicken to sleep.

posted by Razer167
5/14/2007 7:07:20 AM

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unrealplayer1 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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909 days 14 hours ago...

that was pretty cool, did think his neck was broken tho until the end.

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pakitos : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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909 days 14 hours ago...

first you need a chicken

oh really?

now, I need a chicken lol xD

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bukkake : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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909 days 13 hours ago...

doesn't work on girlfriends

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fagbag : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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909 days 11 hours ago...

not all of us have live chickens in the backyard

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burninglegionx : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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909 days 11 hours ago...

you can just over-do the 'bend the neck' part and put the chicken to sleep forever.

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Beeziie : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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909 days 6 hours ago...

wow this can change the world.

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Drunky McStumblestein : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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909 days ago...

WOW! I wish that would work for my kid! snap his neck under his armpit and shake...

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Bummer : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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908 days 20 hours ago...

Hey you know what? It works on horses. You should try it!

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unra : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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908 days 19 hours ago...

didn't brake the neck but made it loose bowel control
lol

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-DressToKill- : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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908 days 19 hours ago...

Can you do the same thing with a cock?????

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cyborg_jt : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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908 days 19 hours ago...

Look its not asleep. Chickens are really dumb. Once its head is under its wing it doesn't want to move its wing because it can't see anything.

I play tricks with my cat. You put a plastic bowl on its head. It can't see anything so it walks backwards. It will keep walking backwards untill the bowl falls off or it backs into something. (I'm guessing someone will take this idea and youtube it)

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saltesc : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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908 days 19 hours ago...

That's cool... but I'm struggling to think of what it would actually be useful for.

It's not like anyone's ever gone, "Gosh, I wish that chicken was asleep."

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KaveMonkey : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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908 days 19 hours ago...

^^Speak for yourself

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ShapeSphere : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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908 days 18 hours ago...

Personally I don't think the chicken was sleeping. It was just pretending to sleep in the hope that the guy would f**k off and leave her alone.

"Frikkin humans!"

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