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The Air Force Research Laboratory’s Directed Energy Directorate develops high-energy lasers, high-power microwaves, and other directed energy technologies for the United States Air Force and the Department of Defense . The Directorate is also involved with advanced optics and imaging technologies to improve the nation’s ability to precisely project these directed energies at the speed of light anywhere, at any time and with graduated intensity. All I can say is wow. http://www.de.afrl.af.mil/

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5/14/2007 3:21:34 AM

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fattirefury : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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923 days 23 hours ago...

directed energy directorate? who made that one up

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Drederick Tatum : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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923 days 11 hours ago...

I fear the future, especially when there are weapons that can melt my fucking skin off. They make this all seem very non-lethal, but we all know there was that one sick fuck who wondered what more power would do.

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Brainwave : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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923 days 10 hours ago...

Bush is now building a "laser" and a "moon base"...

Sounds to me like Dr. Evil is afoot.

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ICOMEFROMWITHIN : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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923 days 1 hour ago...

Sweeeet All your base are belong to us!!

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arkivx : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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922 days 22 hours ago...

I can't wait to have my own solid state laser rifle.

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Jile : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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922 days 14 hours ago...

Directed Energy Directorate or "DeD" haha seems to work

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PIGMAN : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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922 days 11 hours ago...

HAHA he said "NUCULAR" must work for Bush 1:50

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blade9z : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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922 days 7 hours ago...

Similar technology is already been used. Not to serious harm people but for harassment purpose. I have seen them being use so I can tell ya this is not like Star War tech. Some people/organisation is already using them, for their own benefits, and hard to detect dirtiest tricks, unfortunately I can't tell you who or what.

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Onisama : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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922 days 6 hours ago...

^ you mean microsoft?

actually the CIA is one of em, for real. Ain't no joke.

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kintekobo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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919 days 4 hours ago...

Am I the only person who gets pissed off when people who should know better use the word NUCULAR instead of nulear? ARGGGGHHH!

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Metallicus : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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917 days 16 hours ago...

Does it blend?

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Darkmeister : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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917 days 15 hours ago...

You cant have a "death ray" the energy source for that kind of weapon would be mounted on a tank, or a jet.

The weapons of the future are Gauss rifles magnetic accelerated projectile weapons.

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Daveoss : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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916 days 22 hours ago...

Ion Cannon ready....

Holy shit man this is scary it will only be a matter of time before they can fit this sort of crap into rifles so you know you could be there fighting away then you know *sniff* *sniff* "Hey guys can you smell something burning? oh shit it's me" *uuuurrrgh* /dies scary stuff

you know if it was a purely defensive weapons system they were inventing it may not be so bad but they do say the best defense is a good offense...

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