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Now can we all PLEASE shut up about Chuck? The joke is dead.

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5/13/2007 8:44:15 PM

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unrealplayer1 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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782 days 13 hours ago...

Chuck got hit in the canucks, Bruce Lee FTW!

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Mr.TV : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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782 days 11 hours ago...

Who ever wins gets the pussy.

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deadrabbits : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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782 days 9 hours ago...

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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pdub : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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782 days 7 hours ago...

This isn't the real Chuck Norris. No mustache and beard. Besides, that is Bruce Lee.

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Davo69 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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782 days 5 hours ago...

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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||Carlos|| : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

'Mon Bruce!

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Pharsical : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

This is the only scene I remember Chuck doing. Everyone with all these Chuck Norris jokes as always looked like an idiot to me. I just don't like the guy in my movies.

I'm not kidding. Next to so many other martial artists, he's as lame, vanilla, and non-threatening as an action movie star can get. I get that's part of the charm behind these Chuck Norris jokes, but enough with them.

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Jonas22 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

Chuck Norris jokes can never die, they become seasoned.

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canadiandude : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

Chuck Norris doesn't ask what time it is; he decides what time it is.

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fozx : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

Bruce Lee only had one weakness...pain killers!

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Fuzzyman123 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

someone should tell him he needs his shoulders shaved

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Makave18 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

I like that scene @ 2:45 wit chuck throwing that combo @ lee.

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Tada : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

So? Before Norris there were Bruce Lee. Lee killed him and then in pity revived him to train him to be the Norris we know today. Didnnt they teach you that in school?

Chuck Norris never dies only the gods incarnating him.

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LaLush : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

^yeah, I didn't know he was part chia pet

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b3x : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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782 days 4 hours ago...

back then, everybody thinks bruce is cool, but now when u watch it back, u can see bruce leaves nobody alive.
dont get me wrong, i respect bruce and his philosophy and jitkundo. but in movie, he just killed everyone, including someone that cant stand properly and able to only waves one arm.
u have won, but why kill?

i know its just a movie, but not really a good influence. (and i'm a chinese)

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