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Russian Typhoon Class Submarine

The Typhoon class submarine is a type of nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine deployed by the Soviet Navy in the 1980s. With a maximum displacement of 48,000 tonnes, Typhoons are the largest class of submarine ever built.

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  • Date 4/23/2007 4:56:05 AM
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Arsenic69 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Arsenic69

7 votes NegativePositive

944 days 16 hours ago...

That. Is. Huge.

Looks like it could do a hell of a lot of damage.

kalinot : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

kalinot

4 votes NegativePositive

944 days 13 hours ago...

bigger it is the easier it comes up on sonar. also bigger it is the more suseptible it is to depth charges

KIRIFUDA : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KIRIFUDA

15 votes NegativePositive

944 days 12 hours ago...

Its actually very quiet and manuverable than its predecessors like the Delta class boomers. Even if it is attacked, its multiple hull construction allows it to take several direct hits. This monster of a sub is designed to hold 20 ballistic missles, each carrying up to 10 MIRVs.

And BTW, The Hunt for Red October - great movie, even better book.

arkivx : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

arkivx

2 votes NegativePositive

944 days 7 hours ago...

Nice wish i could get my own, o well.

nakey : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

nakey

5 votes NegativePositive

943 days 21 hours ago...

shame their being phased out the only one left in service is due to be decomishioned this year.

PaperNexus : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

PaperNexus

0 votes NegativePositive

943 days 21 hours ago...

Let's hope there isnt any bum rape on board. These things happen when a group of men travel around in a giant phallus. At 4:59-5:03 I think you'll see what I'm talking about.

udvox : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

udvox

0 votes NegativePositive

943 days 20 hours ago...

When it goes into the water, all the coasts around the world get submerged in water for a second.

PaperNexus : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

PaperNexus

-2 votes NegativePositive

943 days 20 hours ago...

At 5:15 you can see that the captain has become trapped inside a giant anus. Fortunately he is able to peer out of the sphincter hole. But look! there's an enormous iron phallus coming to bum the anus - He will be crushed! Will he be able to escape alive? Let's see in the next installment of 'Das Anus: The Bum Fun saga'.

Dellian : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Dellian

1 votes NegativePositive

943 days 19 hours ago...

And the gay jokes begin...

Macdaddy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Macdaddy

-2 votes NegativePositive

943 days 19 hours ago...

What does a submarine and penis have in common?

They are both long, hard and full of seamen!!!

Sorry, Dellian made me do it

makusan : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

makusan

-3 votes NegativePositive

943 days 16 hours ago...

That thing is huge! It's said that Russian subs are fucking noisy underwater which makes them easy target for enemies.

jarcaf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jarcaf

-5 votes NegativePositive

943 days 15 hours ago...

I had always wondered how those ballistic missiles pop out vertically. IT'S HUGE! that's how. i used to think they came out of horizontal torpedo tubes and took the 90 degree turn upwards.

Hardcase : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Hardcase

3 votes NegativePositive

943 days 15 hours ago...

three fucking words:

Soviet.
Power.
Supreme.

Muufley : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Muufley

3 votes NegativePositive

943 days 15 hours ago...

You see where it reads "RUSSIAN", that's the best part.
Makusan, the typhoon class equals the american Los Angeles class in technology.

oddbal : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

oddbal

1 votes NegativePositive

943 days 13 hours ago...

Its so long you think it would take a week just to turn it around.

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