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What I Learned From Porn

All of the great life lessons that porn has taught us over the years.

  • STRetard
  • posted by STRetard
  • Date 4/19/2007 9:30:39 AM
  • Views: 167282
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typenn25 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

typenn25

48 votes NegativePositive

627 days 21 hours ago...

so true

Metallicus : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Metallicus

Hidden (Show Comment) -50 votes

627 days 19 hours ago...

Ive meet a Blond Virgin who had pubic hair. A bruneete who really liked anal but wouldnt tell me. UNTILL AFTER WE BROKE UP. My boss is Korean, Asain enough. Missionary possition is a thing of the past. No oral for a girl is EVER enough. I wish that small boobs didnt exist. Women are suprised when you drop your pants, but they learned that from porn.

Angel_of_Odin : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Angel_of_Odin

8 votes NegativePositive

627 days 18 hours ago...

Very very good, haha.

altecer : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

altecer

27 votes NegativePositive

627 days 14 hours ago...

Man...if girls were really like this we wouldn't have to spend $100 on an activity, dinner and a movie just to get laid

Kenny9123 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Kenny9123

53 votes NegativePositive

627 days 14 hours ago...

^ Or you could just spent $10 on booze :)

G-This : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

G-This

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

627 days 13 hours ago...

I learned that a dirty sanchez sure makes your fingers fucking stink...but it's so worth it!

D33man : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

D33man

5 votes NegativePositive

627 days 13 hours ago...

Or you could NOT be a tool and spend $100 on a girl to get laid.

thunderoblivion : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

thunderoblivion

36 votes NegativePositive

627 days 13 hours ago...

lol.. $100 to get laid.. hookers are cheaper than that.

agnat : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

agnat

15 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

this guy has watched a lot of porn

Hoove : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Hoove

24 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

^hookers without a cold sore are more expensive than that.

kenx76 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

kenx76

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

627 days 12 hours ago...

i learned frm porn that all girls enjoy anal fuck as much as they enjoy pussy fuck

Kenny9123 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Kenny9123

23 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

Or, d33man, You could spend $100 on a girl and not expect anything from her.. tool

blu3 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

blu3

2 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

lol very funny Indeed

MasterLuna : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

MasterLuna

-7 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

i learned from Porn that there are no virgin girls

Anthraxz : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Anthraxz

-1 votes NegativePositive

627 days 12 hours ago...

Funny ass shit.

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