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Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few years back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry a-- if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don't like my point of view, tough...

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.

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  • Date 4/19/2007 4:42:33 AM
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VegaObscura : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

VegaObscura

1 votes NegativePositive

627 days 13 hours ago...

0.5/5

Enjoy.

miksah2001 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

miksah2001

2 votes NegativePositive

626 days 14 hours ago...

.5/5

gay

John_T1 : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

John_T1

3 votes NegativePositive

626 days 13 hours ago...

More like an essay than a joke.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Acer_Vartan

3 votes NegativePositive

626 days 13 hours ago...

More like a waste of time and a spam chain letter. To poster: Please die horribly, I'll bet Rooney, who sounds like a demented nutjob, didnt even say half of these.

willytheman5986 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

willytheman5986

0 votes NegativePositive

626 days 12 hours ago...

just another reason why the US sucks.

randomchaos : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

randomchaos

1 votes NegativePositive

625 days 23 hours ago...

"If you agree, pass this on, if not delete."
I would sincerely love to be able to delete this, unfortunately spiked does not allow me this priviledge, thus i must simply resort to giving this the lowest of ratings.

Mark333 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Mark333

1 votes NegativePositive

615 days 2 hours ago...

I think I'm about 85% agreeable to his ideas. He talks sense. I'm having a tough time with

"I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off."

though. Seems to be missing something. And he doesn't really take into account the nature of market failures.

BurstAero : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

BurstAero

2 votes NegativePositive

611 days 22 hours ago...

Most of the shit he said here is closet racism, and as for the 86 percent god bullshit, you don't fuckin tell me to shut up, go read your fairy tales somewhere else, nobody likes a shit talker.

Arm : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Arm

-2 votes NegativePositive

594 days 16 hours ago...

This article fails the Snopes test.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp

"The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door."
White Entertainment Television? Oh, you mean nearly EVERY OTHER CHANNEL ON TELEVISION?

jellyfish : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

jellyfish

1 votes NegativePositive

548 days 22 hours ago...

i agree with this guy

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