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Video:13 Useless Random Facts

13 Useless Random Facts

1) In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

8) Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

Answer: One thousand

9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."

10) It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

11) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

12) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

13) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

Video:Burger House Introduces 8,000 Calorie Burger

Burger House Introduces 8,000 Calorie Burger

Giant Burger:  SpikedHumor.comIn an unprecedented show of providing more ways for people to get fat, the Heart Attack Grill of Tempe, Arizona, has unleashed it's whopping 8,000-calorie burger. Appropriately, the beast is named "The Quadruple Bypass Burger."

The gigantic burger is comprised of four slabs of dead cow, weighing in at 2 lbs, along with three layers of cheese and bacon rashers. In order to show that they still care about your health, the burger's creators also added a nice layer of lettuce and tomato.

It may seem a little disturbing that a person would try to eat such a burger, but a spokesman for the restaurant was quite confident that the monstrous sandwich would find some tough customers; "You have to be a real man to dine here," he stated.

For those with more dainty and refined tastes, it's reported that a smaller burger, "The Triple Bypass", along with "Flatliner" fries are available. The restaurant is also equipped with wheelchairs should anyone need to be carted out after a meal.

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Video:Dutch Pedophiles Form Political Party

Dutch Pedophiles Form Political Party

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Several self-avowed pedophiles founded a political party in the Netherlands Wednesday, but it was unclear whether the party has more than a handful of members.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity party said its central campaign platform will be lowering the age of consent in the Netherlands from 16 to 12.

“Forbidding children from sex only makes them more curious,” party president Martijn Uittenbogaard told The Associated Press.

Uittenbogaard said his new party had supporters from “all corners of the country” but acknowledged Wednesday’s launch had been marked by poor attendance. Reports said the launch in the city of Leiden was only attended by people from the media.

Uittenbogaard declined to give membership figures. The party still has to register with the government to be recognized as a political party.

He acknowledged his ideas are loathed by most Dutch people.

“A lot of people are against us and that’s not strange but that doesn’t worry us very much because we know we also have a lot of support,” he said.

‘We’re dead serious’

Pollster Maurice de Hond dismissed the Netherlands’ newest political arrival. “No one will vote for this party. Maybe they will get a thousand voters but not the 60,000 needed to get a parliamentary seat,” he said.

Uittenbogaard said he had been a pedophile activist for many years.

Party secretary Norbert de Jonge told local media that he had been a target of hate e-mails and phone calls since Tuesday.

“They think its a joke,” he said, “but we’re dead serious.”

The party will also follow an anti-immigration policy and oppose religious elementary schools.

It endorses broadcasting pornographic material on daytime television, and allowing children as young as 12 to feature in porn films.

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Video:Boy Kills 1051 Pound Monster Hog

Boy Kills 1051 Pound Monster Hog

Just imagine all of the heaping bacon sandwiches that could be made from a 1,051 pound hog. For 11-year-old Jamison Stone, from Alabama, such a thought is out of the land of imagination and into reality.

On a hunting trip with his father, Mike Stone, young Jamison came upon the massive beast, which is named Hogzilla 2. Being a hunter since age 5, Jamison proceeded to shoot the giant hog eight times with a revolver. As may be expected, death didn't quickly take to the walking bacon platter.

Likely a bit annoyed by the bullets, the nearly 9 and a half foot (from snout to tail, a bit shorter than a regulation basketball goal) and over half ton boar refused to easily go down and gave Jamison a bit of a scare.

After pursuing Hogzilla II for several hours, Jamison and his father (along with guides who had high powered rifles trained on the pig, in case of a charge) were finally able to subdue their record catch.

Final measurements of the pig indicate that its head is nearly five feet around and around its shoulders, nearly 6 feet. Its weight is now also thought to be 1,060 pounds total.

The father and son plan to use the meat to make massive amounts of sausage, expected to come up to about 700 pounds worth of meat.

Boy Bags Giant Hog


Said Jamison in an interview, ""I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited."

Mr. Stone put up website http://www.monsterpig.com/ for more on the story. You may have to check back in as it has likely received much traffic.

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Video:Are You Effing Blind?

Are You Effing Blind?

People usually think of blind people as being sad people, helpless and confused in this world of total visual input. It’s not all that bad, though. I have been visually impaired for a few years now, and have been in some pretty funny situations because of it.

A few months ago I was in the mall, shopping by myself. If you know the way, it’s not that hard, you know where the obstacles are and people tend to give you some room when they see you stumbling around with dark sunglasses.

Mothers with toddlers are a dime a dozen in malls. They tend to crowd toy stores, children’s clothing shops, supermarkets and of course the promenades. On this occasion there was a mother who was window-shopping and lost track of her toddler, a little girl no more than three years old.

Being almost blind, I of course could not see the little girl who so courageously took the chance to explore the world without her mother. I bumped into her, causing her to fall flat on her bottom. More out of fear and shock than out of pain, the girl started screaming at the top of her lungs. I tried to pick her up, which is not an easy thing, if you can’t see what you’re aiming for.

When parents see their children in pain or think they are in danger, a primal instinct takes over, it turns them into ferocious beasts, lion like and their only thoughts are to protect their cubs. This mother ran up to me, snatched up her daughter and then turned to me while shouting, “You stupid (insert dirty word for female here)! Can’t you watch where you’re going! Are you effing blind?!”

I remained calm and said in quite a loud voice, "Actually, yes, I am. So what's your excuse?"

You can imagine the silence after my statement. The woman quickly shifted her attention to her little girl, muttering things like, “Watch out. Stay with mommy.”

She removed herself from the scene with haste. There was a whole crowd watching, most of them sniggering. I wish I could have seen her face...

 

Video:Miracle Is Sunk

Miracle Is Sunk

A Priest has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.

Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

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Video:Marijuana Not All Bad

Marijuana Not All Bad

I wrote a piece a few days ago about my feelings on the legalization of the illegal substance marijuana. I read over all the comments and I must admit I was swayed by the “pot heads” arguments.

I did more in depth research online and offline. I found a website that had something to do with what apparently is a magazine of some sort called “High Times”. I read many articles and dedicated much of my time to learn everything I could about the culture of pot users. For instance, did you know that George Washington, our first and greatest President, used to grow marijuana? Well he did, and so did many other famous men and women I admire. Remember Woody from Cheers? He also supports the legalization of marijuana. And he is one of my favorite characters from Cheers. I liked Norm a lot too.

But back to the point I was making. It turns out a lot of people support this culture that we have been keeping suppressed in America. I always had this stereotypical view when thinking of a typical pot user. You know, a fat, lazy, Mountain Dew drinking, South Park watching, one bedroom apartment living, unemployed guy who will never go anywhere. And that is when it hit me, my stereotypical views of people who smoke weed were just a projection of what I have become. So after all the research I did, I decided to go out and try to get stoned myself.

Well I must say, it is not something I thought I would ever be doing. But there I was, in downtown Saint Louis at a country and western bar, trying to “score” some “grass”. It turns out that a lot of different types of people smoke marijuana. I was expecting all these cowboy guys to direct me to some black man wearing a purple fur coat with white leopard print trim. Turns out the guy that had a bunch of weed to sell was a white guy in a purple fur coat with white leopard print trim. I ended up getting a half ounce of some very sticky buds that looked like some of the pictures I had seen on marijuana grower’s websites. After handing over the 120 dollars I went into the bathroom and brought out the tiny pipe I purchased at a gas station.

After firing it up, I was relieved that it did not have the nasty taste of a cigarette I was anticipating. Instead it was a delicious scent that brought me back to fresh cut lawns and chocolate bars. It was very stimulating to my sense of smell. After what I can guess as only several minutes, I found myself giggling at the thought of what I was doing. Smoking marijuana in a country and western bar’s bathroom, I could not believe it.

Suddenly there was a banging on the door and I jumped. There was more banging and then the rough voice from behind the door asked me what I was doing in there. I do not know what came over me, but I said aloud, “Smoking some dope in the bathroom of a country and western bar!”. I then began to giggle again. The voice then asked, “You gonna share?” I unlocked the door, and to my surprise it was a 6 foot 3 burly man, with rugged good looks, wearing wrangler jeans and a cowboy hat. I started to get the weed out and we sat there on the floor of the restroom, getting high. His name was Cletus. When I asked him what he was doing here, he lightly touched my hand as I passed the pipe and said, “I am always looking for a good time.” He winked and took a big hit off of the weed.

It must have been just about 3 in the morning, because a man came in and told me that the “Cowboy poke” was closing (name of the country and western bar). Cletus invited me over to his house to stay the night. Considering I had never smoked marijuana before and was in no condition to drive all the way back home, I accepted his offer.

In my original article I said that the one side effect I liked about pot was possible jail time. Well it turns out there was another side effect that I did not anticipate. The love of a Cowboy named Cletus.

 

Video:Borat Spanked By Angry Yank

Borat Spanked By Angry Yank

BORAT star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego.

He approached the man and said: “I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it.”

But the bystander didn’t see the joke. He took one look at Cohen and punched him in the face.

The funnyman — known for his Borat catchphrase “Jagshemash!” — yelled for help but was slugged again and again.

He was rescued by actor pal Hugh Laurie who had been on his way to a New York bar with Cohen.

Laurie rushed to help and pushed the man away as Cohen struggled to his feet. A pal of Cohen said: “Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person.

“I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating.”

The incident took place after Laurie and Cohen appeared on the US TV show Saturday Night Live. The Brit comics were on their way to a late dinner when Laurie suggested they visit a bar in Manhattan.

Laurie, 47, told friends he feared Cohen was going to get badly beaten up. Luckily, 35-year-old Cohen did not receive any lasting scars.

Studio chiefs have warned Cohen to avoid pretending to be the spoof Kazakhstan TV reporter on the streets. Since the film was launched he has only appeared in character while promoting the movie on American television shows.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is tipped to become the highest grossing comedy of all time.

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Video:Top Ten Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

Top Ten Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

#10: "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6:"We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2 "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

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Video:Pyramid Found In Bosnia

Pyramid Found In Bosnia

Last week, researches unearthed what seems to be a pyramid in Visoko, Bosnia. The structure appears to be hidden in a mountain.

Archeologists believe the big hill, with 45 degree angled slopes and a flat top, to be a step pyramid, about one third bigger than the pyramid in Giza, Egypt.

After digging away layers of dirt, workers discovered polished stone blocks of what seems to be a paved entrance plateau. They also found tunnels, which are thought to be connected to two other pyramid-like structures.

Satellite photographs revealed there are indeed two more pyramid structures in the hills surrounding Visoko.

This pyramid would be the first ever to be found in Europe.

The work at the dig site is expected to last at least six months. Two Egyptian archeologists will join the Bosnian team to assist them.

 

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