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Previously: A dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red Lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. This truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him. This really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. They both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles. After briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. He uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde. "Okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the circle. You got that?" "Sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. The truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer. With a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. By the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. Satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde. But, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "What the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "I just completely totalled your car!" The blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" Now, The same truck driver is rolling down the highway a few days later and yet another sports car, this time a red Porshe 911 Turbo, tailgates him in a road with double lines. The driver, another blond, is impatient as usual and generally annoys the truck driver. Like before, he gestures to the blond to pull over. They both do so, and clamber out of their cars. He stares at the blond for a short while and pulls out his piece of chalk; he starts to draw a circle in the ground. However, the blond, wise to his ways, replies, "WAIT just a minute! Don't you try to fool me, I know exactly what you're going to do! My friend told me about you!" The trucker pauses for a second, then erases the unfinished circle. He then begins to draw again; This time, however, he draws a square. "Alright," he growls, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the square. You got that?" "Fine!" says the blond and steps into the square...
A dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red Lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. This truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him. This really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. They both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles. After briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. He uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde. "Okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now I want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. You are not allowed to leave the circle. You got that?" "Sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. The truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer. With a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. By the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. Satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde. But, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "What the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "I just completely totalled your car!" The blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A: A blow job with handle bars. Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later.
Q How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's Tipex on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the same computer? A: There's writing on the Tipex. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps,the other is a walrus
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses. So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes." So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks." So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
Q. How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A. When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."
Blonde in Your Fridge Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
