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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
ok this may or may have not been done but idc. Three women are stuck on a remote island, one blonde, one brunette, one ginger. A genie appears and tells them they have to think of something the opposite of themselves so that they can be sent home. So the ginger goes first,"I THINK IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD" poof! She goes home. Then the brunette,"I THINK IM THE SMARTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD" poof! She goes home. Then the blonde ," I THINK..." poof! she goes home. took me a while to get it too
A blonde woman was really struggling with the jigsaw she's trying to complete, so she decided to phone her boyfriend. "Hi Bradley, I'm doing this jigsaw but I just can't work out where to start." "Have you looked for the corners?" "yes, I can't find them!" "Are you using the picture on the box to help you?" The blonde is now getting really distressed. "Yes, Yes, Ive got the box in front of me, it's a tiger! i don't know what I'm doing wrong!!!" "Okay, I'll come over and we'll see if we can do it together." When Bradley gets to his girlfriend's house, she welcomes him and leads him into the living room, she's explaining that all the pieces looks the same. He takes her by her hand and leads her to the sofa to sit her down. He says, "Darling, I'm going to make us a cup of coffee and then we'll put the Frosties back in to box."
A beautiful young blonde lady goes to the doctor for a check up. the doctor wants to take her temperature. "where shall I put the thermometer?" he asks. The girl replies, "uh... not my mouth doc I might swallow it." "okay, lets try your armpit." the doctor suggests. "well it might tickle me doc. how about my butt?" "okay then," the doctor says, he puts the thing in her behind. After a while the girl giggles and exclaims, "that's not my butt, doc" the doctor replies, "well, that's not my thermometer either."
A blonde crashes into a wall when a cop gets there she's putting on her lipstick he says, "what happend?" the blonde says, "i was driving along when a tree jumped out in front of me, i swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me, i swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me." the cop says, "lady there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles, that was your air freshener."
A blonde gal studying at a elementary school came homw one day and says Blonde girl: mom, the teacher teach us ABC today and while other students can only read till "E", i can read till "Z". izzit because i am special? Mom: Yes my dear, u are. the second day, the Blonde asked again. BlondeL mom, today we were taught maths. while other children could only count till 10, i can count till 25, is it because i am special? Mom: yes my dear, u are. the third day, the blonde gal came back again. Blonde: Mom, today we were taught sexual education. other gals have a chest size of 20A while i am a whooping 36D. is it because i am special? Mom(fustrated): NO, IT IS BECAUSE U ARE 25...
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter." I'm here for the paint job," she said." Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
A girl walks into a store and says "can I buy that TV?" and the guy says "sorry we don't sell to blondes." , so the next day she dies her brown and the same thing happened, then she died her hair orange and the same thing happend so she said "every time I come in how do you know that I'm blonde?" and the guy says "because that's not a TV it's a microwave."
