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How much the TV costs

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was.

He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was.

He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

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• 10/20/2005
• by NikNak

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A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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• 10/20/2005
• by NikNak

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Is it because I'm blonde?

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,
"we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

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• 10/17/2005
• by GilgaMesh

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Blonde gets a job

A blonde was hired at the TickleMe Elmo factory for work during the holidays in the QA/QC department. The boss explained the job, she said she understood, and began working.

Inside of 30 minutes the whole line had to be shut down. They found the blonde at the QA/QC station at the end of the line. She'd stolen thread, needle, plastic balls, and red felt from other departments and was busily sewing away on the Elmo dolls.

The boss, LOUDLY explained, "NO, I MEANT GIVE EACH ELMO TWO TEST TICKLES."

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• 10/11/2005
• by rc