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a cool pic of a zebra standing on crosswalk zebra stripes.
two zebras were grazing one day when one of the zebras asks "are we white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" the other zebra, thinking about it, does not know and says "you should go ask god" hearing this, the first zebra ventures far and wide in search of god. he finally finds god and asks "god, am i white with black stripes or back with white stripes?" god takes a moment and simply answers to the zebra "you are what you are." the zebra, seeing that god disappeared walks back and finds his friend. "what did god say?" asks the zebra. to this, he responds "god said 'you are what you are" the first zebra hears this and says "oh i guess we are white with black stripes then." wondering why his friend would say this, the zebra asks "why not the other way around?" with a smile, the second zebra answers "because if we were black with white stripes, god would say "you is what you is!"
zebra giving a big smile.
actually its a zebra thong.
this zebra is just not up for getting it on...
q: what did the blonde call her pet zebra?
a: spot.
a zebra has to face a lioness that tries to take it down. watch what the zebra does to escape.
two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "am i black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
the other replies, "well i don't know. you should pray to god about that and ask him."
so that night he did and god replied, "you are what you are."
the next day he said to the other zebra, "i still don't understand what i am because god just said, you are what you are."
the second zebra responds, "you must be white with black stripes or else god would have said, yo is what yo is."
a zoo in gaza has got around animal import restrictions by dyeing stripes on donkeys to make 'zebras'. the owner of the marah land zoo in gaza city said he had used masking tape and black hair dye, applied with a paint-brush, to disguise the white females. mohammed bargouthi said it would have cost him more than £25,000 to bring in a real zebra via smuggling tunnels. "the first time we used paint but it didn't look good," said mr bargouthi. "the children don't know, so they call them zebras and they are happy to see something new." all the real animals at the zoo, including monkeys and a tigress, had been smuggled under the border at great expense, he said. two genuine zebras died of starvation earlier this year during the israeli military offensive, he added. the animal restrictions are part of the israeli blockade of gaza, imposed in an attempt to reduce rocket attacks and weaken the leadership of hamas. source
an old skit from steve-o and chris on wild boys. they describe themselves as "hiding" from lions by running around in a zebra suit.
another clip from bill's "cosmic jam" show. bill gives us his version of the classic rock anthem. low audio quality. sorry
it's so tasteful.
made possible by spraypaint.
cuddling up
this is a live perfomance by the australian band on a french tv show.
swing from the clouds and grab the christmas cookies.
body art by artist guido daniele. he is being featured in the january 2007 edition of reader's digest.
some really strange looking animal.
walking ass first it seems.
pulling on its tail.
bear grylls eats zebra.
a biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa. they drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. the biologist: "look! there's a herd of zebras! and there, in the middle : a white zebra! it's fantastic! there are white zebra's! we'll be famous!" the statistician: "it's not significant. we only know there's one white zebra." the mathematician: "actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is white on one side." the computer scientist: "oh, no! a special case!"
more stylish than a horse or a mule.
