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Video:Hot Girl Uses Butt To Write

hot girl uses butt to write

school girl shows appreciation by writing using her butt cheeks.

Video:Adult Writing Class

adult writing class

write about what you know but try to expand your horizons some.

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  • Date 8/15/2007
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Video:A little boy wrote to santa...

a little boy wrote to santa...

one day, a little boy wrote to santa clause, "please send me a sister."

santa clause wrote him back, "ok, send me your mother."

Video:BBC - Who Wrote The Bible?

bbc - who wrote the bible?

this is a 13 minute clip from the 2 hour special presented by robert beckford. the bible, holy books and the religious faith they inspire are on the news agenda as they've rarely been before and this documentary is looking for good answers to the simple question: who wrote the bible?

Video:Rapist Makes Victim Write Him A Check

rapist makes victim write him a check

davie [florida] police said a rape suspect assaulted his victim, then made her write him a check.

lt. bill bamford, of the davie police, said anthony roberts followed a woman home from work tuesday night.

"as she's unlocking the door, he pulls out a gun, puts it to the back of her head and forces her into his apartment. once inside the apartment, he asks her if she has any cash, credit cards or an atm card," bamford said. the woman had no cash, so roberts said he would take a check made out in his name.

"he demands that she write a check. she writes him a check for $1,400 in his own name. he then binds her with duct tape, brings her into a bedroom, and at some point he decides he's going to sexually batter this woman," bamford said.

davie police said roberts fled the apartment complex and the woman called 911.

roberts went to the check cashing store about a mile away from the apartment. a clerk there called the victim to find out if the $1,400 check was valid, and police were at the other end of the line.

"officers respond. this man takes flight out of the store. after a brief foot chase, he was apprehended," bamford said.

roberts, who is from the bahamas, remained in jail thursday.
roberts will be charged with sexual battery, armed robbery, kidnapping, aggravated assault and resisting arrest, police said.

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Video:Man Writes Check On 2-Ply Toilet Paper

man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper


binghamton, n.y. - an upstate new york man embroiled in a dispute over his water bill is not being allowed to pay off his debt with a check written on toilet paper. ron borgna tried to settle his $2,509.66 bill with a check written on floral print, two-ply toilet paper wednesday.

the disagreement began in september 2006 when borgna received a $422.90 water bill. borgna claims he was overbilled. with additional charges, penalties and late fees that bill has grown.

binghamton city officials refused to accept the check. after a short argument, borgna was escorted out of the building.

borgna says he is appealing the judgment against him in small claims court.

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Video:Man Writes With Tears

man writes with tears

a chinese man can write calligraphy with water he shoots from his eyes.

ru anting, 56, of luoyang, henan province, sucks up the water with his nose and then sprays it through his tear ducts.

he recently demonstrated his skill at the lotus world park in shanshui city, guangdong, where he wrote four characters, 'fu ru dong hai' ('fortune as vast as the sea'), on a board covered with red paper.

ru told the china news network that he discovered his unusual talent as a child while swimming in the river.

"sometimes i would swallow water while swimming, and once i accidentally discovered the water i swallowed could be shot out through my eyes. my friends were all shocked to see it," he said.

but it wasn't until the 1990s, when ru lost his job in a local fertilizer factory after more than 20 years, that he began to develop his unusual talent.

"at that time i started to train myself and hone my eye spraying skills," he explained.

after three years of intensive training, he found he could shoot water accurately up to 10ft from his eyes at will.

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Video:Child Writes to Santa, Asks for Molestation to End

child writes to santa, asks for molestation to end



pharr, texas — a 9-year-old girl's letter to santa claus asking that a relative stop touching her and her sister has led to the arrest of a 55-year-old pharr man on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a young child, according to a newspaper report.

andres enrique cantu, 55, of pharr, remained in the hidalgo county jail monday night after his arrest friday. his bond was set at $100,000. it wasn't immediately clear if cantu had an attorney.

the girl wrote the letter thursday and turned it in at cesar chavez elementary school, the (mcallen) monitor reported. it wasn't clear whether the letter was for a school assignment.

read a copy of the police complaint at the smoking gun.

a probable cause complaint said a counselor at the school reported that the student turned in a wish list to santa asking that the relative stop touching her and her sister. a day later she was interviewed at the children's advocacy center in edinburg, which works with abused children, and told authorities about the alleged molestation. police investigators believe the molestation occurred over a four-year period, according to the complaint.

the newspaper did not identify the relationship of the man to the girl to protect her identity.

the charge against cantu is a new one, created by the texas legislature last year. it is part of a series of changes to the penal code called jessica's law, designed to heighten punishments of sexual predators.

if convicted, cantu could face 25 to 99 years in prison.

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Video:The Art of Writing

the art of writing

chinese animation from 2007 using only pictographs. made by yu ji.

Video:Ted Talks: Apes That Write, Start Fires and Play

ted talks: apes that write, start fires and play

tedtalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the ted conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers are invited to give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes -- including speakers such as jill bolte taylor, sir ken robinson, hans rosling, al gore and arthur benjamin. ted stands for technology, entertainment, and design, and tedtalks cover these topics as well as science, business, politics and the arts.

Video:Writing Lines For Punishment (Comic)

writing lines for punishment (comic)

geek style of course.

Video:If Men Wrote Advice Columns...

if men wrote advice columns...

q. my husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

a. do it. semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. interestingly, men know this. his offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him it totally selfless. this shows how much he loves you. the best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

q. my husband is uninterested in foreplay.

a. you are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming. sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. what this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. he should never have to work to get you in the mood. stop being so selfish! perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

q. my husband has too many nights out with the boys.

a. this is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. the man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. a night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two. it's a great time to clean the house, too! just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. the best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. then cook him a nice meal.

q. my husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

a. your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. if you must mess with it, do it on your own time and ask your best friend to help. you may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. to ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

q. my husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

a. i'm not sure i understand the problem. perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

Video:P.A.N.I.C.S. - The Writing On The Walls

p.a.n.i.c.s. - the writing on the walls

episode 03 of the new series by rooster teeth.

Video:Osama Writes to George

osama writes to george

after numerous rounds of "we don't know if osama is still alive", osama himself decided to send george "w" bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370hssv-0773h

bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to condi rice. condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the fbi.

no one could solve it at the fbi so it went to the cia, then to the nsa.

with no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked britain's mi-6 for help.

within a minute mi-6 cabled the white house with this reply:

"tell the president to turn it upside down"

Video:Angry Kid -

angry kid - "backwards writing"

from aardman animations, home of wallace and gromit and one of britain's biggest film production companies, comes the anarchic, irreverent, and frequently stubborn angry kid. a mixture of live action and animation, this youth is definitely not suitable for family viewing.

Video:BBC - Who Wrote The Bible? Pt. 2

bbc - who wrote the bible? pt. 2

beckford visits the us state of georgia to talk to president bush's spiritual adviser, baptist minister richard land. land dismisses as 'rubbish' suggestions that the bible is inaccurate and cannot be the basis for political decisions. 'when you stand in judgment of scripture, that is a theology of death,' says land, who has called for iraq to be 'flooded' with us troops. to beckford such views are deeply alarming. 'this was what surprised me most about my journey, discovering how dangerous this fundamentalism can be.'

Video:BBC - Who Wrote The Bible? Pt. 3

bbc - who wrote the bible? pt. 3

this is the final installment of this series. what was excluded from the bible that we know today? this is the story of mary magdalen, politics, censorship and , ofcourse, chauvinism in the bible.

Video:Broadband Law Re-Write

broadband law re-write

a senior republican congressman on wednesday said his committee hopes to propose a "comprehensive" overhaul of the nation's telecommunications laws - with an intensive focus on the explosion of the internet.

"we really want to get a comprehensive telecom reform bill to the president's desk this year," rep. joe barton, the texas republican who chairs the u.s. house of representatives energy and commerce committee.

politicians in both the house and the senate have been exploring ways to update the telecommunications act of 1996, which has been criticized for its failure to account for the rapid expansion of the internet. on the senate side, john ensign of nevada and jim demint of south carolina have each introduced measures that take a relatively laissez-faire approach to broadband.

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Video:Poem I Had to Write When I Was 10

poem i had to write when i was 10

i can't believe that my teacher gave me a decent grade and didn't send me to a counsellor; this was pre-colombine though.

Video:Pablo Francisco - Brothers Write Songs

pablo francisco - brothers write songs

a funny clip of comedian pablo francisco.

Video:The Word

the word "fuck" written in a field

i found this on accident while using google earth. this is located in wiesbaden, germany.

Video:Writing Was on The Puter

writing was on the puter

it's kinda fun to go back and watch old episodes of doogie howser m.d., and look for little signs into doogie's homosexuality (besides his name). here's a great example.

Video:Written Bitch Slap

written bitch slap

an acquaintance of mine had a problem (described below) with his roommate in his dorm. he found out about my curse-stringing hobby. he requested a letter that would both express his displeasure and "malke him cry and want to die."

the result...
dear lucas;
why are you such a donkey raping, testicle licking, face shitting, intestinal straightening, eye gouging, communist, motherfucking son of bitch nazi bastard that never showers? i mean i could understand if you just enjoyed having you shit pushed in, but why must you go around grabbing so much cock? nobody likes it except the hobos under the bridge, and they laugh about how they gave you syphilis. there is a petition going around campus to rape your urethra with a stick covered in sandpaper. the only reason nobody has done so, it's because we can't figure out how to get the sandpaper to stick to a toothpick (or other applicable small phallic wooden object).

what the fuck is up with the fucking pubes all over the room dude (well every where but dylan's bed, anyway). only a fucking homosexual pilgrim pig sodomizing sadist son of a whore does that and leaves the titty-fucking hairs all over the damn floor.

fucking matt wood thinks you're running a pole-smoking homosexual prostitution ring inside hughes hall. right now, its just oral sex. just wait until he finds the bowel loosening tube of ky fucking jelly.

were you trying to kill the crabs or the anal lice? just because you don't have the hair anymore doesn't mean they didn't crawl up your ass! you are still infected! the only way to kill them know is to ram a 10 gauge shotgun loaded with rock salt firmly between your two cheeks, and we know you don't need lube to accomplish this you fucking gay ass fucking punk bitch, and pull the trigger. your ass is so loose it couldn't possibly hurt you. you've taken so many shots in the ass already; you're acclimated to the pain.

take a motherfucking shower you disgusting burrito eating, fence jumping, car packing, greasy wetback beaner. at this point there are only two options available to you. head to the health center and profess your love of gay ass sex or head back to puerto rico and infect all your disgusting beach bum, bar lizard, man whorebags with your disgusting lice filled anal warts.

clean your disgusting pubic hairs!

i don't care if i have to send big steve the gay dominatrix over there to put you down on all fours and make you suck up your own body hair, semen-hoover style, off the floor, as long as it gets done!

take a motherfucking bath, dry you hurt gay tears, clean your pubes, and keep your gay ass fisting hands off of dylan's shit, you cock gobbler!

in conclusion, die you ass sucking, cock blowing, semen drinking, shit blasting, puerto rican fuckhead.

...and clean your disgusting, flea bitten, shit covered, cum stained, kitten choking pubes before i saran wrap you naked to a light pole and beat you with a rabid ferret.

Video:Tea Party - Writing's On The Wall

tea party - writing's on the wall

tea party - writing's on the wall - music video


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