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Video:Steven Wright

steven wright

stand-up comedy with steven wright.

Video:Will Wright Talks About Spore

will wright talks about spore

will wright talks about his upcoming game, spore during a 1up interview.

Video:Steven Wright - Stand-up Comedy

steven wright - stand-up comedy

dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright.

Video:Steven Wright - Stand-up Comedy II

steven wright - stand-up comedy ii

more dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright.

Video:Phoenix Wright - Boot to the Head

phoenix wright - boot to the head

from some old show that i've never seen before, its remade with the game "phoenix wright"

Video:Pink Floyd`s Richard Wright Dies.

pink floyd`s richard wright dies.

founder pink floyd member & keyboardist richard wright dies aged 65. he`s the normal one at the back without the hat. r.i.p. richard wright, you can now set the controls for the heart of the sun and join the great gig in the sky!!!!!!!!!

Video:Steven Wright - Stand-Up Comedy III

steven wright - stand-up comedy iii

dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright. this is an old clip from british tv "saturday live" (maybe 1980s). two previous clips loaded up in october 2007.

Video:Steven Wright - Stand-up Comedy IV

steven wright - stand-up comedy iv

very dry, laconic, and deadpan stand-up comedy from steven wright. (ending of video is abrupt.)

Video:Baseball - Play of the Year 05 - David Wright

baseball - play of the year 05 - david wright

this is a play by david wright a third base man for the new york mets. he makes a bare handed catch to get the out on the batter (batsman) even my best friend who is a cricket fan apppreciated.

Video:Bill O'Reilly Cuts Mic on Colonel Ann Wright

bill o'reilly cuts mic on colonel ann wright

in an interview bill o'reilly gets fed up with colonel wright when asked how many years of service he has served and ultimately cuts off her mic.

Video:Steven Wright Quotes (U.S. comedian)

steven wright quotes (u.s. comedian)

steven wright is a very dry and laconic american comedian with a surreal sense of humour. here are some quotes from him:

1. a lot of people are afraid of heights. not me, i'm afraid of widths.
2. cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
3. curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect.
4. everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
5. for my birthday i got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... i put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
6. george is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
7. how young can you die of old age?
8. i had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
9. i have an answering machine in my car. it says, i'm home now. but leave a message and i'll call when i'm out.
10. i have an existential map. it has 'you are here' written all over it.
11. i have the world's largest collection of seashells. i keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
12. i installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
13. i intend to live forever. so far, so good.
14. i like to reminisce with people i don't know.
15. i live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. i'm not sure how i got there.

Video:Steven Wright Quotes (U.S. comedian) PART 2

steven wright quotes (u.s. comedian) part 2

part 2. steven wright is a very dry and laconic american comedian with a surreal sense of humour. here are some more quotes from him:

16. i put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

17. i saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

18. i used to work in a fire hydrant factory. you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

19. i was at this restaurant. the sign said "breakfast anytime." so i ordered french toast in the renaissance.

20. i was reading the dictionary. i thought it was a poem about everything.

21. i was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

22. i went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

23. i went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

24. i wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

25. i'm writing a book. i've got the page numbers done.

26. i'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

27. if a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

28. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

29. if you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

30. if you had a million shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

31. if you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

32. if you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

33. last week the candle factory burned down. everyone just stood around and sang happy birthday.

34. there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

35. tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

36. what's another word for thesaurus?

37. when i die, i'm leaving my body to science fiction.

38. you can't have everything. where would you put it?

Video:Steven Wright Live - Part 3

steven wright live - part 3

part 3 of the full show as requested.

  • Votes 4.3934/5
  • Views 1164
  • Comments 2
  • Date 7/6/2008
  • by Choix

Video:Steven Wright Live - Part 2

steven wright live - part 2

part 2 of the full show as requested.

  • Votes 4.3927/5
  • Views 1760
  • Comments 3
  • Date 7/6/2008
  • by Choix

Video:Kate Silverton On

kate silverton on "the wright stuff"

this is my dream goddess kate on "the wright stuff". i love the black top she has on here, as well as her spazzy and aids awareness badges (buttons to americans). i admire george galloway, but i'm a bit jealous that he's breathed in the co2 that my kate is exhaling. one day i'm gonna chloroform her, then i'll show her the right stuff alright.

Video:Will Wright (Maxis) presents

will wright (maxis) presents "spore" part 1 of 3

does this game have the potential to be one of the best games ever?

will wright, best known as the original designer of two groundbreaking computer games "simcity" and "the sims," presents his latest game entitled "spore."

spore is a simulation computer game. it is currently being developed by maxis and will be published by ea.

spore is, at first glance, an evolution game: the player molds and guides a single-celled species across many generations, until it becomes intelligent, at which point the player begins molding and guiding a society into a spacefaring civilization. spore's main innovation, the basis of its scope and open-endedness, is that wright has returned to "procedural generation."

in a speech at the 2005 game developers conference (in this video), wright revealed the game to the public and said "i didn't want to make players feel like luke skywalker or frodo baggins. i wanted them to be like george lucas or j.r.r. tolkien."

at e3 2005, the game won the following game critics awards: best of show, best original game, best pc game, and best simulation game.

here's the second part!

Video:Will Wright (Maxis) presents

will wright (maxis) presents "spore" part 2 of 3

does this game have a potential to be one of the best games ever?

will wright, best known as the original designer of two groundbreaking computer games "simcity" and "the sims," presents his latest game entitled "spore."

spore is a simulation computer game. it is currently being developed by maxis and will be published by electronic arts.

spore is, at first glance, an evolution game: the player molds and guides a single-celled species across many generations, until it becomes intelligent, at which point the player begins molding and guiding a society into a spacefaring civilization. spore's main innovation, the basis of its scope and open-endedness, is that wright has returned to "procedural generation."

in a speech at the 2005 game developers conference (this video), wright revealed the game to the public and said "i didn't want to make players feel like luke skywalker or frodo baggins. i wanted them to be like george lucas or j.r.r. tolkien."

at e3 2005, the game won the following game critics awards: best of show, best original game, best pc game, and best simulation game.

duration: 22 mins 29 secs
size: 37.4 mb

this is the 2nd part. watch the first part.

Video:Will Wright (Maxis) presents

will wright (maxis) presents "spore" part 3 of 3

does this game have a potential to be one of the best games ever?

will wright, best known as the original designer of two groundbreaking computer games "simcity" and "the sims," presents his latest game entitled "spore."

spore is a simulation computer game. it is currently being developed by maxis and will be published by electronic arts.

spore is, at first glance, an evolution game: the player molds and guides a single-celled species across many generations, until it becomes intelligent, at which point the player begins molding and guiding a society into a spacefaring civilization. spore's main innovation, the basis of its scope and open-endedness, is that wright has returned to "procedural generation."

in a speech at the 2005 game developers conference (this video), wright revealed the game to the public and said "i didn't want to make players feel like luke skywalker or frodo baggins. i wanted them to be like george lucas or j.r.r. tolkien."

at e3 2005, the game won the following game critics awards: best of show, best original game, best pc game, and best simulation game.

this is the third part. watch part 2. there is a link in part 2 for part 1.

Video:Debate - Hitchens, Harris, Dennett vs Boteach, D'Souza, Wright

debate - hitchens, harris, dennett vs boteach, d'souza, wright

the theists never stood a chance. enjoy!


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