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Video:Customs Forgets 10K Worth of Marijuana

customs forgets 10k worth of marijuana


article submitted by ug7433.

an unsuspecting passenger who flew through tokyo's narita airport left with $10,000 worth of free marijuana thanks to a forgetful customs officer and a sniffer dog with an unreliable nose.

the officer stuffed five ounces of the drug into the side pocket of a randomly selected black suitcase coming off an overseas flight into narita yesterday so that the dog could get some practice at detecting drugs.

"the dog couldn’t find it and the officer also forgot which bag he put it in," a customs office spokeswoman said. "if by some chance passengers find it in their suitcase, we’re asking them to return it."

the spokeswoman quoted the unnamed 38-year-old officer as saying: "i knew that using passengers’ bags is prohibited, but i did it because i wanted to improve the sniffer dog’s ability."

he was reprimanded by the head of customs at narita, manpei tanaka, who said: "this case was extremely regrettable. i would like to deeply apologize."

the marijuana, which has a street value of $9,680, was in a metal box wrapped with newspapers. japan strictly prohibits both hard and soft drugs, with people imprisoned for possession of even small amounts of marijuana.

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Video:Gross, but worth watching.

gross, but worth watching.

 this is the biggest cyst i have ever seen. looks like a giant pimple and look how much there is... ahhhh!!!!

*warning - do not eat before watching this, or you will lose your lunch.

Video:Net worth

net worth

the cold hard facts

Video:Is Afghanistan Worth It?

is afghanistan worth it?

november 03, 2009 pbs world focus

Video:Long, but worth the read

long, but worth the read

a guy meets this really nice looking woman at the grocery store and asks her out on a date. she says "i will on one condition, you come to dinner at my parents house first." seeing as this is a beautiful woman, and he is amazed she isn't involved with anyone, he accepts immediately. when he gets home he realizes that he will never make the best first impression with his current car and clothes, so he goes over to his friend's house to call in a favor.

he explains to his friend his dilemma and tells him that he really wants to show off to this girl and her parents. his friend tells him that he has just the fix. he shows him a nice suit that fits him like a dream. he then shows him to his garage where his cars were parked. the man looks around and tells his friend that he wants the very best. his friend sees the desperation in the man's eyes and shows him to the back corner of the garage. under a tarp was a fully restored classic harley davidson motorcycle. in a second the guy knew that this was the way to win over her parents and the girl. the friend said he could use the bike on one condition. his friend tells him that he has restored this bike back from junk, and the seat is a very expensive leather. he told him that if it starts to rain he must spread vasoline on the seat to protect it if he couldn't get it covered. the man agrees and takes the bike out.

as he pulls up to the woman's parents' house, the woman meets him outside. she says that she forgot to tell him that during dinner no one talks, and if anyone talks during dinner they have to do the dishes. he says ok, but as he enters the house he realized the nature of this "house rule" is bigger than he could have ever imagined.

the dishes ran up the stairs, in the den, almost covered the kitchen and everywhere else in the house he could see. he couldn't believe his eyes, but he didn't let it compromise his demeanor and continued to talk it up with the parents like nothing was going on.

come dinner time everyone sat down and started to eat in complete silence. half way through dinner the woman started palying "footsies" with the man and he started to become aroused. he then thought up the best plan. he stood up in the middle of dinner and took the woman and bent her over the table and started having sex with her right there on the table, as he knew no one would say anything. and the room was silent. he continued to have sex until she climaxed ever so silenty. he then looked over at the woman's mom, who was surprisingly still young and pretty. he walked over to her and bent her over the table and had his way with her, everyone still absolutely silent.

he couldn't believe he was getting away with it until he looked over the dad's shoulder and out the window. he saw his friend's bike outside and lightning streaming across the sky in the distance. he stops and pulls the vasoline out his pocket. all of a sudden the dad jumps up and yells, "alright! alright! i'll do the dishes!!!"

Video:Worth a Round Of Applause

worth a round of applause

well i thought it was. well at least for the guy on the right anyway.

Video:George Carlin - Life is Worth Losing

george carlin - life is worth losing

george carlin's observations on such subjects as extreme human behavior; the feasibility of an all-suicide cable channel; and his inimitable takes on obscure american words and phrases.

Video:Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

thief steals $75,000 worth of bull semen

wolfsville, md. -- someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a frederick county farm, the sheriff's office says. eric fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

he said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

"i'm so depressed about this that i probably will get out of the cattle business," fleming said tuesday.

he said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his stonewood acres farm in northwestern frederick county sunday night.

fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.

washington post

Video:Space Tourist Says Trip Worth Millions

space tourist says trip worth millions

a rich entrepreneur scientist who bought his own ticket to the international space station said from orbit tuesday that the trip was worth the millions of dollars he paid, and his only fear on launch day was not going.

"i'm having a great time. i mean, this is a dream come true," gregory olsen said at a news conference broadcast from the space station.

"this is my fourth day and i'm really enjoying it," he added. "just to look out and see the earth from about 230 miles up is just great."

the best part, olsen said, is "just being here." as for the reported $20 million he paid for the 10-day trip, "it's like the price and value argument. this is something i wanted to do, i love doing, so to me, yes, it's worth the money."

with his launch aboard a russian soyuz rocket on saturday from kazakhstan, olsen became the world's third paying space tourist. he made his fortune with sensors unlimited inc. of princeton, n.j., a company that makes devices for fiber-optic communications and infrared imaging. he is chairman of the board of directors and a co-founder.

olsen said he was not afraid during liftoff.

in fact, "as soon as that rocket launched, i was the most relaxed i've been in two years. i've had some ups and downs on this thing," the 60-year-old said, referring to his lengthy delay in flying for unspecified medical reasons.

"the only thing i was nervous about was maybe i wasn't going to go. and once i felt that rocket push off from the ground, i just felt that sense of relief and joy. the russian space agency has a great safety record and they're great at space, and with a crew like this, how could you go wrong?"

he said he has not suffered any of the typical space motion sickness.

olsen arrived at the space station monday with nasa astronaut william mcarthur and russian cosmonaut valery tokarev, who will spend the next six months aboard the orbiting complex. the scientist, who holds a doctorate, will return to earth early next week with astronaut john phillips and cosmonaut sergei krikalev, who have been in orbit since april.

phillips said he can't wait to devour "a hot steaming pizza and a big cold mug of beer," once he's back on earth. krikalev said a good cup of coffee, and fresh fruit and vegetables, sound good to him.

california money manager dennis tito visited the space station in 2001 and south african internet entrepreneur mark shuttleworth in 2002, in similar deals negotiated with russian space officials.

i'm guessing that ticket prices will drop after some terrorists crash a few planes into the side of the moon...

yahoo

Video:Net Worth

net worth

you can't judge it by people's appearance.

Video:America: Almost Worth It

america: almost worth it

can`t get any better than this.

Video:Condom Advert - Are Kids Worth It?

condom advert - are kids worth it?

a little boy at the grocery store wants to get sweets, but his father won't let him. so the boy throws a tantrum, and at the end we see the effectiveness of the commercial. ah, condoms.

Video:$200,000 Worth of Liquors Destroyed

$200,000 worth of liquors destroyed

a forklift operator brings down an entire warehouse of liquor.

Video:A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

a picture is worth a thousand words

the honda rider was traveling at such a "very high speed", his reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident. swedish police estimate a speed of ~250 km/h (155mph) before the bike hit the slow moving car side-on at an intersection. at that speed, they predicted that the rider's reaction time (once the vehicle came into view) wasn't sufficient enough for him to even apply the brakes. the car had two passengers and the bike rider was found inside the car with them. the volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 10 feet from where the collision took place.

all three involved (two in car and rider) were killed instantly. this graphic demonstration was placed at the stockholm motorcycle fair by the swedish police and road safety department. the sign above the display also noted that the rider had only recently obtained his license. at 250 km (155 mph) the operator is traveling at 227 feet per second. with normal reaction time to see-decide-react of 1.6 seconds the above operator would have traveled over 363 feet while making a decision on what actions to take. in this incident the swedish police indicate that no actions were taken.

Video:Pair of Ass Worth Helping

pair of ass worth helping

2 girls hanging on a trunk of a car

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  • Date 3/11/2006
  • by Furk

Video:Five Bucks Worth

five bucks worth

lil' johnny is delivering newspapers. he knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "collect... thatll be five dollars." she says, "i'm a little short on cash, but if you want, i'll give you sex instead."johnny says, "all right."

he walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest wanker she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid. johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his wanker.

she says, "you don't have to do that...i can take all of it." johnny says, "not for five bucks you can't."

Video:Vista - Worth Buying?

vista - worth buying?

please consult the flow chart.


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