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Video:MXC - Dairy Workers Vs. Automobile Workers

mxc - dairy workers vs. automobile workers

another funny episode of most extreme elimination challenge, this time the dairy workers take on against the automobile workers.

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  • Views 1535
  • Comments 4
  • Date 12/30/2006
  • by maida

Video:Office Worker Goes Crazy

office worker goes crazy

office worker goes crazy.

Video:Conservative Media: Smears 2.1 Million Workers

conservative media: smears 2.1 million workers

the next hit job: conservative media figures smear 2.1 million workers (seiu)

Video:Plant Workers Flee During An Ammonia Cloud Leak

plant workers flee during an ammonia cloud leak

cctv captures plant workers flee during an ammonia cloud leak.

Video:Daycare Worker Accused of Drugging Kids

daycare worker accused of drugging kids

a new york daycare worker is accused of drugging children under her care, so they'd be drowsy for nap time.

Video:Egg Worker Prank

egg worker prank

a funny prank played on workers at an egg boxing plant.

Video:Warning To Office Workers

warning to office workers

checking out co-workers will always lead to trouble!

Video:Dirty Construction Workers

dirty construction workers

construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. so he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. so the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

he pointed to his eye meaning "i", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. the man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

the worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "what the fuck is your problem!!! i said i needed a hand saw!". the other guy says, "i knew that! i was just trying to tell you - i'm coming!"

Video: Sex Workers Want Rights

sex workers want rights

european sex workers called for their profession to be recognized as work monday, saying they deserved the same social rights as other employees.

male and female sex workers from the international committee on the rights of sex workers in europe (icrse) held a news conference in the european parliament, urging the 25-nation european union to end discrimination of the sex industry.

"what we do is work and we want it recognized as that," said british sex worker ruth morgan thomas from scotland.

in many european states, the sex industry flourishes in the black market where women are trafficked from poor countries to work as prostitutes in europe. their passports are often stolen to prevent their escape out of sex slavery.

prostitution is legal in some eu states and tolerated in most european countries, but laws on prostitution and the legal rights of sex workers vary across the eu.

the sex workers said regulating the sector would curb exploitation and boost prostitutes' willingness to pay tax in return for rights and social protection.

camille cabral, representing french sex workers and wearing pink stickers reading "sluts unite" and "whore power," said it was time to end the stigma associated with the sex industry.

"you shouldn't hide yourselves, you shouldn't be ashamed," she said. "all societies should accept and give (the same) sort of statute to this profession as to any other."

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Video:Employer ´Nudges´ Worker With a Backhoe

employer ´nudges´ worker with a backhoe



hermantown, minn. -- police in minnesota said a man struck an employee with a backhoe because he did not believe the worker was performing his duties properly.

investigators said michael billman, co-owner of billman's home center in hermantown, minn., was in the excavator at a construction site wednesday and began arguing with an employee who was working in a trench, kqds-tv, duluth, minn., reported.

"mr. billman was not believing that the victim was doing his job properly, basically," hermantown police sgt. mark gunderson said.

gunderson billman swung the backhoe and struck the worker, who was taken to st. mary's hospital with several bruises but no broken bones.

billman, who was charged with second-degree assault, told police he had only intended to "nudge" the worker with the backhoe to get his attention. investigators said billman admitted he believed his actions were stupid.

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Video:Hungary Workers Find Corpse In Bottom of Rum Barrel

hungary workers find corpse in bottom of rum barrel

hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

according to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in szeged in the south of hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

the website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

according to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

the wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.

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  • Date 5/4/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Russian Workers at a Dam 1912

russian workers at a dam 1912

the images that are being uploaded were color corrected by computer through the library of congress several years ago. workers and supervisors pause for a photo after pouring cement foundations for a dam across the oka river southeast of moscow.

Video:Auto Workers Wonder What's Next?

auto workers wonder what's next?

facing the prospect of layoffs, plant closings and even the possibility their companies may have to declare bankruptcy, auto workers wonder how to survive the economic downturn. (feb. 18)

Video:Sony Workers Take Boss Hostage

sony workers take boss hostage

workers at the french arm of sony prevented their chief executive from leaving the plant in the south west of the country, essentially locking him in overnight. they then released him and other executives after apparently securing better redundancy terms. nazanine moshiri reports

Video:Fast-Food Worker Laughs, Tells Robber To Get A Job

fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

a san antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on tuesday evening.

police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but the cashier laughed and apparently didn't realize the man was trying to hold up the place.

the suspect then allegedly pulled out a box cutter and demanded the cashier's wallet. the employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.

the suspect fled, but was caught by police who responded to the robbery call.

san antonio police said the suspect is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery.

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Video:Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

top ten signs your co-worker is a hacker

10. you ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. he`s won the publisher`s clearing house sweepstakes 3 years running.

8. when asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. seems strangely calm whenever the office lan goes down.

6. somehow gets hbo on his pc at work.

5. mumbled, "oh, puh-leeez," 95 times during the movie, "the net."

4. massive rrsp contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2. when his computer starts up, you hear, "good morning, mr. president."

1. you hear him murmur, "let`s see you use that visa card now, fool."

Video:Thank God For Worker's Comp

thank god for worker's comp

this newscaster is live when a big lamp falls on her head and knocks her out.

Video:Health Care Worker Beats up 90 Year Old Invalid

health care worker beats up 90 year old invalid

from the looks of it, she was suspected of abuse to the point a hidden camera was installed.

Video:MADtv - Postal Workers Go Postal

madtv - postal workers go postal

clip from mad tv, guest starring john c. mcginley (dr.cox from scrubs).

Video:Lucky Store Worker

lucky store worker

this guy was sitting and waiting for some customers when a car drove into the side of the store and nearly killed him.

Video:Workers Wishes

workers wishes

a sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. they rub it and a genie comes out.

the genie says, "i'll give each of you just one wish."

"me first! me first!" says the administration clerk. "i want to be in the bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." the genie snapped his fingers and poof, the woman disappeared.

"me next! me next!" says the sales rep. "i want to be in hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." the genie once again snapped his fingers and poof, the man disappeared.

"ok, you're up," the genie says to the manager.

the manager says, "i want those two back in the office after lunch."

Video:New Orleans Fires 51 Police Workers

new orleans fires 51 police workers

new orleans, oct. 28 -- the beleaguered new orleans police department on friday fired 45 officers and six civilian employees accused of abandoning their posts while the city was descending into violent chaos in the aftermath of hurricane katrina.

the firings, along with the resignations of another 15 officers, added to the woes of a department already reeling from the resignation of its chief and the scandals unleashed by videos of officers looting stores during the storm and the recent beating of a retired schoolteacher during an arrest in the french quarter.

more firings could be in the offing, because 228 officers are still under investigation for failing to report to duty during the height of the crisis, said capt. marlon defillo, a new orleans police department spokesman. a tribunal composed of civilians and high-ranking police officials, which has yet to be empanelled, will hear the cases of officers accused of abandoning the force.

the 51 department members fired friday have not faced a tribunal because they are missing and have not reported to their superiors.

washington post

Video:Road Workers

road workers

at least they are being honest.


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