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Video:Make-A-Wish Foundation Makes ANY Wish Come True!

make-a-wish foundation makes any wish come true!

this dying little girl makes a fucked up wish to the make-a-wish foundation.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Wishes

demotivational poster - wishes

when you wish upon a star....

Video:wishing well

wishing well

should of wished for something else

Video:The Last Wish

the last wish

the genie fulfills one last wish.

Video:Last Wish

last wish

sad story about dying girl`s last wish to see disney movie "up"

Video:A Boy's Wish

a boy's wish

a young boy wishes his toys come alive. how sweet!

Video:3 Wishes

3 wishes

a woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

the frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, i will grant you three wishes."

the woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "thank you,but i failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

the woman said, "that's okay." for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

the frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an adonis whom women will flock to."

the woman replied, "that's okay, because i will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

so she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

for her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

the frog said, "that will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

the woman said,"that's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

so, she's the richest woman in the world!

the frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "i'd like a mild heart attack."

Video:Another funny 3 wishes joke.

another funny 3 wishes joke.

a huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and says, "you know, i'm not gay but i want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! i have a question though, why is your head so small?" the big guy nods slowly. he's obviously fielded this question many times. "one day," he begins, "i was hunting when i got lost in the woods. i heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream." so i picked up the frog and it said, "kiss me. kiss me and i will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes." so i looked around to make sure i was alone and gave the frog a kiss. poof! the frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. she said, "you now have 3 wishes." i looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "i want a body like arnold schwarzenegger." she nodded, whispered a spell, and poof! there i was, so huge that i ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! she then asked, "what will be your second wish?" i looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "i want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." she nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "we then made love for hours!" later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "you know, you do have one more wish. what will it be?" i looked at her and replied, "how about a little head?"

Video:Michael Savage Fired From MSNBC Wishing AIDS On Caller

michael savage fired from msnbc wishing aids on caller

watch michael savage refer to a caller as a "sodomite" and wish aids upon him on his short-lived tv show. this prank call was made by eastcoastbob to michael savage on msnbc. he was fired for his comments.

Video:Local News Birthday Wishes Failure

local news birthday wishes failure

a couple of clueless anchors fall for an epic joke when somebody writes in with hilarious wishes for just about every crank call name in the book.

Video:Two Wishes

two wishes

a man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

the man says, "i`ll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "what`s yours?"

"i`ll have a beer too" says the ostrich.

the bartender pours the beer and says "that will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

the next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "i`ll have a beer,"

the ostrich says "i`ll have the same."

once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

this became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "the usual?" asks the bartender.

"well, it`s close to last orders, so i`ll have a large scotch" says the man.

"same for me" says the ostrich.

"that will be $7.20" says the bartender.

once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

the bartender can`t hold back his curiosity any longer. "excuse me, sir. how do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"well," says the man, "several years ago i was cleaning the attic and i found this old lamp. when i rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. my first wish was that if i ever needed to pay for anything, i just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"that`s brilliant!" says the bartender. "most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you`ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"that`s right! whether it`s a gallon of milk, or a rolls royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"that`s fantastic!" says the bartender. "you are a genius! oh, one other thing sir, what`s with the ostrich?"

the man replies, "oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

Video:Workers Wishes

workers wishes

a sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. they rub it and a genie comes out.

the genie says, "i'll give each of you just one wish."

"me first! me first!" says the administration clerk. "i want to be in the bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." the genie snapped his fingers and poof, the woman disappeared.

"me next! me next!" says the sales rep. "i want to be in hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." the genie once again snapped his fingers and poof, the man disappeared.

"ok, you're up," the genie says to the manager.

the manager says, "i want those two back in the office after lunch."

Video:Nyli Wishes You A Happy Canada Day

nyli wishes you a happy canada day

check out a canadian beauty doing a little strip tease.

Video:The puppy that wishes he could fly.....

the puppy that wishes he could fly.....

this is the spca, please, donate $10 so that we may buy this poor puppy a real plane that this dog may crash and burn in.

Video:8 Wishes and 10, 000 miles

8 wishes and 10, 000 miles

i am a documentary film maker who strongly believes in the power of the internet to propel independent media. i am currently working on a documentary about my bike ride that went around the perimeter usa. all the proceeds gained from this documentary will go to www.dyslexiacenter.org and www.ldanatl.org. please feel free contact me, i am very interested in feedback from the internet community.

Video:Virgin Mobile wishes a pronographic Christmas

virgin mobile wishes a pronographic christmas

as part of a promotion for its hot box cell phone, virgin mobile canada created some christmas wrapping paper that shows angels kissing and fondling one another.

Video:One Crazy Wish

one crazy wish

this is the little girl from hell.

Video:NIN - Wish (Music Video)

nin - wish (music video)

one of his best, in my opinion.

Video:Death Wish 4

death wish 4

bronson blows up restaurant

Video: christmas wish

christmas wish

steve martin

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  • Date 12/21/2007
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Video:Demotivational Posters - Don't You Just Wish

demotivational posters - don't you just wish

that she would put your head in a leg lock?

Video:Last Wish Cigarettes

last wish cigarettes

…as long as we’re hanging around, how about a cigarette?

Video:Bunny Suicides - Wishing Well

bunny suicides - wishing well

wishing well


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