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Video:Lucky Game Show Winners

lucky game show winners

behold the game show gods as they must have some sort of intervention into these winners, haha.

Video:Spikedhumor Prize Winner: Heroes Season 1 & 2

spikedhumor prize winner: heroes season 1 & 2

not sure if ya'll checked the drawing/contest/prize page ----- korn_666 is our latest winner!

congrats to you - whoever and wherever you are.



also if you noticed:



<<< i'm pretty sure this is an error and they meant to put our previous ps3 member winner maxgnr.


i think it's safe to say that us admins are still waiting to know who won the moderator ps3 drawing.

Video:Spikedhumor Prize Winner: Moderator PS3

spikedhumor prize winner: moderator ps3

we have a moderator winner, ya'll!


since batman announced the last ps3 winner, we'll let the joker have the honors


and the winner is...











batman offers his congrats








Video:Attention  All Loyal Spikers - PS3 Winner Announced

attention all loyal spikers - ps3 winner announced

there has been some issues with the ps3 drawing, i know, tell me something you do not know, right. but the situation will be handled and a winner will be announced soon. crave has decided that insaynejayne will be the one to draw the winner of the contest. as soon as that happens the winner will be posted and the prizes awarded. so please be patient just a little bit longer.

crave sincerely apologizes for the delays and they are just as upset at the lack of progress on the contest as you guys are. they are hoping to resolve this issue and move on to better days for spiked humor.

the next contest will be up and running soon and the drawings will go smoother. thanks again for all your patience.



woot! now without further ado... batman shall announce the winner.



congrats maxgnr!


damn you so fine, max :p




oh boy oh boy oh boy...
check out the killer (yes... yes i used the term "killer") moderator drawing prize:

Video:2008 Spiked PS3 Winner.

2008 spiked ps3 winner.

this is what the ps3 winners picture should have actually looked like, i`m not jealous i`m just really fucked-off that i didn`t win that bloody thing, i`ll just have to try and win the xbox 720 next year.

Video:2009 WSOP Winner

2009 wsop winner

joe cada, a poker professional, became the ultimate winner of the world series of poker main event on november 10th. he became the youngest champion in history at 21 years old, beating last year's achievement of peter eastgate. cada defeated darvin moon and won $8.5 million.

Video:And the winner is SIMON!

and the winner is simon!

when this kid is named the winner, he runs out in excitement and runs right into an overhead camera and falls on his ass in front of everyone.

Video:Raffle Winners...

raffle winners...

several days before halloween, tom, dick and harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the halloween raffle.

since the raffle was for charity, they bought five tickets each.

when the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a prize.

tom won the first prize - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

dick was the winner of the second prize - a six month supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

and harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.

the next time they met at the bar, harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "great," said tom. "i love spaghetti."

"me too," replied dick.

"and how's the toilet brush, harry?"

"not so good," harry groaned, "i reckon i'll go back to paper."

Video:We Are The Winners

we are the winners

lithuanias entry to the eurovision song contest.

Video:Eurovision - Lithuanian Entry - We Are The Winners

eurovision - lithuanian entry - we are the winners

this is the live performance at the 2006 esc were the bald guy goes mental. this is not a repost, the other post is the normal music video of the song.

Video:Deal Or No Deal - 1st Female 1p 'Winner'

deal or no deal - 1st female 1p 'winner'

this self-absorbed bitch took part in a trans-atlantic yacht race prior to the show (in other words, she's not short of cash). she picked the numbers based on the finish position of other competitors in the race (they deserve our applause). despite her already comfortable lifestyle, she becomes increasingly tearful as the big boxes vanish. i love it when the bubble bursts.

Video:Sweepstake Winners Get Arrested

sweepstake winners get arrested

these people thought they'd won a dvd player but instead end up arrested.

Video:Spelling Bee Winner - Interview

spelling bee winner - interview

gives the girl a hard time...

Video:Lottery Winner?

lottery winner?

a man is down to 1 number to win the lotto...

Video:Miss Pole Dance Australia Winner 2008 - Felix

miss pole dance australia winner 2008 - felix

the most amazing pole dance you have ever seen. i guarantee it! wow, just wow.

Video:Redneck Powerball Winner

redneck powerball winner

why what would you buy?

Video:Guns Given to Somali Quiz Winners

guns given to somali quiz winners

the winners of a quiz organized by somali islamists have been given weapons and ammunition as prizes.

prizes included ak-47 assault rifles, hand grenades and an anti-tank mine.

the quiz ran during the holy muslim month of ramadan in the port city of kismayo, and included questions about the koran and somali geography.

a representative for the al-shabab militant group said the quiz aimed to stop young men from wasting their time and focus on defending their territory.

"the reason the young men were rewarded with weapons is to encourage them to participate in the ongoing holy war against the enemies of allah in somalia," afp news agency quoted al-shabab's sheikh abdullahi alhaq as saying at friday's prize-giving ceremony.

the winning team, from the city's farjano district, reportedly won a rifle, two grenades, a landmine and office supplies worth $1,000 (£613).

but the runners-up did not go home empty-handed, taking away an ak-47 and bullets.

al-shabab and other islamist rebels accused of having links to al-qaeda dominate much of southern and central somalia, where they have imposed strict sharia law.

the country last had a functioning central government in 1991.

a weak un-backed government runs only parts of the capital, mogadishu.

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Video:American Idol Winner Illiterate

american idol winner illiterate

"american idol" winner fantasia barrino reveals in her memoirs that she is functionally illiterate and had to fake her way through some scripted portions of the televised talent show that she won in 2004. so, we're guessing that she didn't literally write her own memoirs ... anyway, i digress.

"you're illiterate to just about everything. you don't want to misspell," fantasia told abc's "20/20." "so that, for me, kept me in a box and i didn't, wouldn't come out."


the associated press reports that barrino, 21, says she's signed record deals and contracts that she didn't read and couldn't understand. but the hardest part, she said, is not being able to read to zion, her 4-year-old daughter. "that hurts really bad," she said, adding that she is now learning to read with tutors. you go, girl! way to be an “american idol”.

god, help us all

seattle pi

Video:Blu-Ray = Winner

blu-ray = winner

tokyo - toshiba said tuesday it will no longer develop, make or market hd dvd players and recorders, handing a victory to rival blu-ray disc technology in the format battle for next-generation video.

"we concluded that a swift decision would be best," toshiba president atsutoshi nishida told reporters at his company's tokyo offices.

the move would make blu-ray — backed by sony corp., matsushita electric industrial co., which makes panasonic brand products, and five major hollywood movie studios — the winner in the battle over high-definition dvd formatting that began several years ago.

nishida said last month's decision by warner bros. entertainment to release movie discs only in the blu-ray format made the move inevitable.

"that had tremendous impact," he said. "if we had continued, that would have created problems for consumers, and we simply had no chance to win."

warner joined sony pictures, walt disney co. and news corp.'s twentieth century fox in that move.

nishida said his company had confidence in hd dvd as a technology and tried to assure the estimated 1 million people, including some 600,000 people in north america, who already bought hd dvd machines by promising that toshiba will continue to provide product support for the technology.



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  • Date 2/19/2008
  • by Nny

Video:The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

the winner is... fake dog testicle creator

gregg miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

what started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting rottweiler named max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. and on thursday night miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the ig nobel prize for medicine.

"considering my parents thought i was an idiot when i was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "i wish they were alive to see it." the ig nobels, given at harvard university by annals of improbable research magazine, celebrate the humorous, creative and odd side of science.

miller has sold more than 150,000 of his neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. the silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness. the product's web site says neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."

although the ig nobels are not exactly prestigious, many recipients are, like miller, happy to win.

"most scientists — no matter what they're doing, good or bad — never get any attention at all," said marc abrahams, editor of the annals of improbable research.

some, like benjamin smith of the university of adelaide in australia, who won the biology prize, actually nominated their own work. "i've been a fan of the ig nobels for a while," he said.

smith's team studied and catalogued different scents emitted by more than 100 species of frogs under stress. some smelled like cashews, while others smelled like licorice, mint or rotting fish.

he recalled getting strange looks when he'd show up at zoos asking to smell the frogs. "i've been turned away at the gate," he said.

this year's other ig nobel winners include:

• physics: since 1927, researchers at the university of queensland in australia have been tracking a glob of congealed black tar as it drips through a funnel — at a rate of one drop every nine years.

• peace: two researchers at newcastle university in england monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie "star wars."

• chemistry: an experiment at the university of minnesota was designed to prove whether people can swim faster or slower in syrup than in water.

the ig nobel for literature went to the nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."

weird...

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Video:Oscar Winner

oscar winner

after winning his oscar, the predator celebrated by taking the head off the host.

Video:Maximum Exposure - Scratch Winner

maximum exposure - scratch winner

this guy scratches a card and gets a car. then, during a reenactment for the news, he wins a whole lot of money.

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  • Comments 67
  • Date 2/25/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Japanese Obstacle Course Winner

japanese obstacle course winner

this guy was the champion, look at what he went through from the beginning to the end. more then 100 contestants he won. these game shows are sometimes shown on g4tv and espn2. enjoy.

Video:The Real Hustle - Unlucky Winner

the real hustle - unlucky winner

how can you win a competition that you never entered in?


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