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crazy wife number 1 seeks revenge on wife number 2!
a husband comes home early and finds his wife in bed.
i wasn`t aware that there was a market for large wives out there.
a graph of how my wife will ruin the game i'm watching.
two old guys are pushing their carts around wal-mart when they collide. the first old guy says to the second guy, "sorry about that. i'm looking for my wife, and i guess i wasn't paying attention to where i was going."
the second old guy says, "that's ok. it's a coincidence. i'm looking for my wife, too. i can't find her and i'm getting a little desperate."
the first says, "well, maybe we can help each other. what does your wife look like?"
the second old guy says, "well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. what does your wife look like?"
the first old guy says, "doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
a nigerian religious leader with 86 wives has accepted an islamic decree ordering him to divorce all but four of them, local authorities say. a spokesman for the emir of bida told the bbc that mohammadu bello abubakar, 84, agreed on saturday to comply with the decree. last week one of nigeria's top islamic bodies, the jamatu nasril islam, sentenced him to death. the sentence was lifted but he was threatened with eviction from his home. earlier, mr abubakar had challenged islamic scholars, saying there was no punishment stated in the koran for having more than four wives. "i have not contravened any established law that would warrant my being banished from the land... there is no law that says one must not marry more than four wives," the afp news agency reported him as saying. "all my wives are with children and some of these are people i have married and stayed with for over 30 years. how can they expect me to leave them within two days?" he reportedly told local newspapers. the former teacher and islamic preacher lives in niger state with his wives and at least 170 children. niger is one of the muslim majority states to have reintroduced sharia punishments since 2000. several people have been sentenced to death for adultery by sharia courts but none of these sentences have been carried out. source ladies above not actual wives.
when our second child was on the way, my wife and i attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. the instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. it went like this: "some parents," she said, "tell the older child, `we love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.` but think about that. ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, `honey, i love you so much i decided to bring home another wife.`" one of the women spoke up immediately. "does she cook?"
it's the annual wife carrying races in finland and husbands have been training hard for the event. people from all over the world travelled to the country of the midnight sun to compete in the bizarre races in which husbands have to carry their spouses around an obstacle course.
i can't think of anything as random as this.
onion news = win!
good deals and bargains for any soon to be husband.
he's 95! she's 25! but he has another problem!
dear husband: i'm writing you this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good. i've been a good woman to you for seven years and i have nothing to show for it. these last two weeks have been hell. your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. last week, you came home and didn't notice that i had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. you came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. you don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, i'm gone. p.s. if you're trying to find me, don't. your brother and i are moving away to west virginia together! have a great life! your ex-wife dear ex-wife nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. it's true that you and i have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. i watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. too bad that doesn't work. i did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "you look just like a man!" my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because i stopped eating pork seven years ago. i went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. i prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. after all of this, i still loved you and felt that we could work it out. so when i discovered that i had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, i quit my job and bought us two tickets to jamaica. but when i got home you were gone. everything happens for a reason i guess. i hope you have the filling life you always wanted. my lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. so take care. p.s. i don't know if i ever told you this but carl, my brother...was born carla. pss. i hope that's not a problem. signed rich as hell and free!
this is another short story from the movie "ten" this is sort of a continuation from the thou shall not murder video that i posted earlier. i recommend watching that one first. enjoy.
get rid of the old battleaxe, east european style!
the perfect one.
tabloid stories ftw.
italian nikewomen.com advertisement.
if only it was this easy.
ice-t and his wife coco at the hip hop honors in nyc (10/07/06)
from curb your enthusiasm - larry david and his wife feeling a little uncomfortable with the dinner conversation.
picture gallery of ice t's hot wife, coco. thanks to ratbstard for the pictures.
