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this guy tries to live on nothing but whiskey for 30 days - a parody of the movie 'super size me'.
a professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"now, class. observe closely the worms." said the professor putting a worm first into the water. the worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
the second worm, he put into the whiskey. it writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
little johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
wellington, new zealand - a beverage company has asked a team to drill through antarctica's ice for a lost cache of some vintage scotch whiskey that has been on the rocks since a century ago. the drillers will be trying to reach two crates of mckinlay and co. whiskey that were shipped to the antarctic by british polar explorer sir ernest shackleton as part of his abandoned 1909 expedition. whyte & mackay, the drinks group that now owns mckinlay and co., has asked for a sample of the 100-year-old scotch for a series of tests that could decide whether to relaunch the now-defunct scotch. workers from new zealand's antarctic heritage trust will use special drills to reach the crates, frozen in antarctic ice under the nimrod expedition hut near cape royds. al fastier, who will lead the expedition in january, said restoration workers found the crates of whiskey under the hut's floorboards in 2006. at the time, the crates and bottles were too deeply embedded in ice to be dislodged. the new zealanders have agreed to try to retrieve some bottles, although the rest must stay under conservation guidelines agreed by 12 antarctic treaty nations. fastier said he did not want to sample the contents. "it's better to imagine it than to taste it," he said. "that way it keeps its mystery." richard paterson, whyte & mackay's master blender, said the shackleton expedition's whiskey could still be drinkable and taste exactly as it did 100 years ago. if he can get a sample, he intends to replicate the old scotch and put mckinlay whiskey back on sale. "i really hope we can get some back here," he was quoted as telling london's telegraph newspaper. "it's been laying there lonely and neglected. it should come back to scotland where it was born. "even if most of the bottles have to remain in antarctica for historic reasons, it would be good if we could get a couple," paterson said. source
artie from the howard stern show talking about how much he hates wiggers.
best metalica song and maybe song ever
i know where i'm going for lunch.
this should score a few points with the chicks.
1998
the origin of his family's whiskey.
guy chugs what was left of a half gallon bottle of whiskey.
indianapolis -- a mother was arrested after giving her 4-month-old girl whiskey in her bottle, police said. indianapolis metro police said mary skaggs, 28, faces two counts of neglect of a dependent and one count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. police were called to methodist hospital saturday by a social worker there. officials said a test revealed that the child had a blood-alcohol level of 0.048. investigators said skaggs told the hospital that she had put whiskey on the girl's gums because she was teething. police later determined that skaggs had put whiskey in the girl's bottle, mixed with formula to try to get her to stop crying. source
liberty, ky. (ap) - a casey county man has been convicted of using cash and whiskey to buy votes in a school board election.
jurors deliberated 30 minutes wednesday before finding joe ellis guilty on four felony charges of buying votes. they recommended ellis serve only the minimum prison sentence of one year. he had faced up to 20 years in prison.
ellis gave pints of ancient age whiskey and $5 bills to stella johnson's son and daughter and a friend during a meeting the day before the november 2004 election, according to testimony during the trial.
police said ellis was trying to buy votes for the losing school board candidate, sheila elliott. police said elliott had no involvement in the scheme.
my way
recently one congressman from a bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey. the politician responded, "if you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then i'm against it." he continued, "but if you mean the elixir of christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then i'm for it. this is my position, and i will not compromise."
a cool bar bet, taking two shot glasses, one with water, and the other with whiskey and switching glasses without using another cup, a straw, or your mouth.
there once were two irishmen, named shawn and pat, who were the best of friends. during one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend. and as fate would have it, shawn would be the first to pass. pat, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time. "shawn," said pat, "can you hear me?" faintly, shawn replied, "yes, paddy, i can." bashfully, pat started, "do you remember our pact, shawn?" "yes, i do patty," shawn strained. "and, you'll also remember that i was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?" said pat. "yes patty, i do," whispered shawn. "it's a very "old" bottle now, you know," urged pat. "and what are you gettin' at pat?" asked shawn, briskly. "well shawn, when i pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if i filter it through my kidneys first?
everyone must watch this video even if you don't like country.
