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Video:Whale Play

whale play

whale body slams trainer.

Video:Whale Penis 2

whale penis 2

a whale coming from a strip club.

Video:Rare footage - Whale birth

rare footage - whale birth

rare footage of a whale giving birth.

Video:Beluga Whale Blows Bubble Rings

beluga whale blows bubble rings

more shots of this adorable whale.

Video:Whales Blowing Bubble Rings

whales blowing bubble rings

footage of japanese beluga whales that have been trained to blow bubble rings.

Video:Great White VS Killer Whale

great white vs killer whale

a great white shark finds out why they call orca's the killer whale.

Video:Whale Meat

whale meat

also from the new show the gruen transfer, attempting to sell whale meat.

Video:Underwater Life - Humpback Whale

underwater life - humpback whale

mother with calf and another whale off hawaii.

Video:Underwater Life - Sperm Whale

underwater life - sperm whale

a sperm whale is enjoying a giant squid dinner off the japanese islands of ogasawara.

Video:Sperm Whale Attack

sperm whale attack

this whale just snaps and attacks a small boat flipping it over.

Video:Attack Of The Killer Whale

attack of the killer whale

a woman is given the oppertunity to ride on the back of a killer whale, when things go horribly wrong.

Video:Google earth whale

google earth whale

my friend found a whale just off the east coast of america i think.

Video:Killer Whale's Lunch

killer whale's lunch

a killer whale comes up onto the shore to snack on a seal.

Video:Man & Whale

man & whale

greenpeace anti-whaling video aimed at the japanese: "today, only one country in the world continues to conduct whaling in the southern ocean whale sanctuary: japan. there was a time in japan during the food shortage hardships of the postwar period when whale meat was taken as a valuable source of protein. we are alive today thanks in a very real sense to this gift, so should we not reach out in gratitude to whales now and seek a path of peaceful coexistence? this is the message behind a new animated work by director yamamura koji."

Video:Mr. and Mrs. Whale

mr. and mrs. whale

mr. and mrs. whale are swimming along in the ocean when they come across some stranded sailors in a lifeboat.

mr. says to mrs. whale, "hey, go blow some bubbles under their boat and see what happens!"

"i don't know," mrs. whale says, "well, ok." so she gets right under the boat and start blowing bubbles.

suddenly the boat turns over and all the sailors are in the water. "that was great!" mr. whale says, " hey, eat some and see how they taste!"

"look," says mrs. whale, "i went along with your blow job but no way am i going to swallow any seamen"

Video:About A Whale

about a whale

a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

the teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

the little girl stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale.

irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

the little girl said, "when i get to heaven i will ask jonah."

the teacher asked, "what if jonah went to hell?"

the little girl replied, "then you ask him?"

Video:Blue Planet,

blue planet, "when a whale dies"

when a whale dies and sinks to the bottom of the ocean (which most do), it becomes a rare and extraordinary feast for sea-floor inhabitants. nutrients in the deep ocean are scarce. a fresh, dead whale is a food parcel without parallel: many tons of protein-and fat-rich tissue and bone, all in one gigantic helping.

Video:Whale of a time

whale of a time

a diver has captured on camera the moment he risked his life to swim alongside a 15m humpback whale in hawaii. marco queral said he was cautious when attracting the female whale's attention last week, because one flick of its tail could have meant death. "they are usually more shy and cautious toward humans and boats ... perhaps because they are not so accustomed to seeing humans offshore," mr queral was quoted in the daily mail as saying. the 42-year-old has been swimming with dolphins and sea creatures for 17 years

Video:Pilot Whales Beached

pilot whales beached

the leader of the pod of pilot whales made a serious navigational error and ended up injured on kommetjie beach, cape town, in the early hours of saturday morning. his pod of 55 followers followed him and the beach was covered in whales ranging between 3 and 5 meters.

Video:Car Seats Made of Whale Penis

car seats made of whale penis

a russian armored-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

the €1 million ($1.6 million) dartz prombron monaco red diamond edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, russobaltique, that built armored vehicles for tsar nicholas, vladimir lenin and leon trotsky.

on its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by greek shipping magnate aristotle onassis on the yacht christina o.

onassis is rumored to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

the leather is not the only tacky accessory on the prombron, which dartz claims is the world’s most expensive suv.

the bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a kevlar coating.

the car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka, russobaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

the vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive top marques luxury motor show in monaco next year.

dartz’s armored vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by v8s putting out between 300kw and 400kw and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website.

for those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. the penis of the blue whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 meters.

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Video: Whale Evolution

whale evolution

here's a nice illustration of the evidence behind our understanding of the evolution of whales, all in 7 minutes. this is absolutely facinating. unless of course you're one of the 53% of americans who believe that the earth is less than 10,000 years old.

Video:Whales Ruin Fishing Trip

whales ruin fishing trip

these fishermen are out fishing in a bay when all of a sudden they are interrupted by a group of orca whales. they still manage to reel in a pretty big fish but not without some serious competition.

Video:Whale Explosion

whale explosion

a report of a community that tries to blast a beached whale back into the ocean with dynamite. needless to say, it doesn't go so well. thanks, syko227.

Video:Save The Whales

save the whales

cheech and chong sing a song while they sell potsicles to someone in a limo... (from nice dreams)


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