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cartoon proving that all people need to lose weight is a little incentive.
i think he might go buy a real set of weights now.
in an attempt to get in shape for his national tv appearance, cartman decides to purchase a dietary supplement called weight gain 4000. i mean with an advertisement like this, who could resist? truth that even in the early days, south park was destined for great things. beefcake! enjoy!
a 700 pound man walks into a doctor's office. this doctor is known for his unusual but effective methods. the man says, "doctor you must help me. i have tried everything. i just cannot lose this weight."
the doctor hesitates for a minute. he finally looks up and says, "the only thing i can do is to sew your mouth shut and teach you to eat from your butt."
the man agrees. he returns one week later to have the procedure. six months pass and the patient returns to have the stitches out.
the doctor says, "now return to me in 1 month for a post-op checkup." the patient agrees and leaves an astonishing 180 pounds.
one month later, the patient returns for his post-op checkup. as the patient sits down in the chair, the doctor notices the man is twitching his butt up and down. he lets it go and continues his examination. after one hour of watching this man twitch his butt the doctor can't take it anymore.
he finally says, "mr. robertson. i have concluded that you have a nervous tick in your butt as a result of your operation."
the man thinks then laughs out loud. he says, "doc that ain't no twitch. i'm chewing gum. wanna see me blow a bubble?".
it looks like they probably broke their spine... ouch
this picture is actually the second picture to the britney spears crack photo. this was also taken way before she had her first kid; in fact, it was way before she even met that douchebag kevin.
yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
over achievers award
i think most of us here should do this.
some people should not pick heavy things up.
don't miss our sale on chocolates.
the amazing 'new' workout
a new workout infomercial for men.
hands so strong you can squeeze cum from a stone.
a series of weight lifts gone wrong.
my friend and i joined a weight-loss organization. at one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "what are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to our diet?" "low in calories" and "lots of fiber," were among the answers. she then detailed what was wrong with eating candy, and concluded, "apples are not only more healthful but also less expensive. do you know i paid fifty-five cents for this candy bar?" we stared as she held aloft the forbidden treat. from in back of the room a small voice spoke up. "i'll give you seventy-five cents for it."
a mexican man weighing 1211.5 pounds and thought to be the fattest man in the world is to have his bodyweight surgically reduced in italy.
the 40-year-old manuel uribe garza is set to travel to modena, central italy, for his operation. uribe garza, who is six feet three inches tall, has been suffering from "morbid obesity" for around 20 years and is no longer mobile.
head doctor giancarlo debernardinis tells afp, "we will hold a meeting in the coming days to work out the details of the hospitalization and to prepare the operating theater and the appropriate surgical tools."
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i'm also "big boned"
this is irony.
ouch!
faizon talks about working out and jenny craig.
is this a success story?
rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to nina, "i think i'm going to see a dietitian." nina asks, "why?" rosy answers, "'cause i need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen." nina replies, "i really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."
