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kittens watching tennis

kittens watching some tennis

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• 4/24/2008
• by haisam10

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fingernail watch

the timex2154 is a conceptual watch design that took runner-up in the global watch design competition sponsored by timex and core77.

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• 8/13/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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most expensive watch

$11 million one of the most complicated watches ever made, it also became the most expensive watch ever sold when it was hammered down for $11 million at sotheby's. the gold pocket watch features 24 complications, (complications are mechanical functions of the watch other than the hours, minutes and seconds.)

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• 6/19/2007
• by CaptainCrash

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pulp fiction - the story of the watch

a great scene from a great movie. make sure you watch it all.

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• 6/22/2007
• by HairyLikeAnimal

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commercials - sexy watch

a woman with a sexy watch feeds her dog.

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• 4/29/2006
• by EroticShaVingCream

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we're watching you

farm watch.... they can see you.

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• 10/8/2006
• by afrodude69r

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snowman is watching

come out and play...

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• 6/19/2006
• by zero5100

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why women watch football

this one is for all the ladies.

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• 6/22/2006
• by Hayley

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nobody's watching doing lost

the boys over at nobody's watching have made a spoof on the series lost.

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• 10/27/2006
• by oO Tribal Oo

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video watch

a watch that can play mp4 video on its itsy-bitsy 1.5-inch screen. it can't get actual tv reception like other, even crappier watches, but you can load it up with video onto its 2 gb of built-in memory. it'll play your precious mp3s and store your images as well — if you really want to look at photos on your watch. the manufacturer's site also claims its "style is outstanding," but that's really a matter of taste. oh yeah, and it tells the time. it's available online now for $101. source scifi.com

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• 11/3/2006
• by enderwigg

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watching her weight

rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to nina, "i think i'm going to see a dietitian."

nina asks, "why?"

rosy answers, "'cause i need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen."

nina replies, "i really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."

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• 11/9/2006
• by TrainRekS

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watch for ice

the vanilla variety.

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• 12/9/2006
• by obcrip

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watch for ice

down he goes.

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• 12/18/2006
• by obcrip

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you are being watched!

through your webcam that you leave online 24/7.

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• 12/19/2006
• by myholyleg

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watch free tv from your computer

watch some leading tv channels on your computer.

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• 12/20/2006
• by DaVyWaVyBaBy

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funny ! must watch

funny

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• 2/25/2007
• by AussiePride

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jesus is watching you

a burglar broke into a house one night. he shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. when he picked up a cd player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "jesus is watching you."

he nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. when he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and promised himself a vacation after the next big score. he clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "jesus is watching you."

freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "i'm just trying to warn you."

the burglar relaxed. "warn me, huh? who in the world are you?"

"moses," replied the bird.

"moses?" the burglar laughed . "what kind of people would name a bird moses?"

"the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler jesus."

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• 5/9/2006
• by JBchillin

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clip from day watch - 2006 russia

in this clip from the sequel to the russian blockbuster hit "night watch", anton and svetlana go into the gloom.

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• 5/28/2006
• by Townsville

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clip from day watch - 2006 russia (2)

this is a clip from the sequel to the russian blockbuster hit "night watch". one of the most awesome scenes in the entire film.

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• 5/29/2006
• by Townsville

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man breaks world record for watching tv

a couch potato by the name of suresh joachim has broken the guinness world record for the longest time spent watching tv after successfully wathcing tv for a toal of 69 hours and 48 minutes.

after passing the previous record of 50 hours and 7 minutes thursday, joachim continued his tele-thon unti friday morning just to be sure.

joachim did his tv viewing in the lobby of the wabc-tv building as part of the "guinness world record breaker week" on the syndicated "live with regis and kelly."

sitting on a brown leather couch, he watched nothing but abc shows.

"i'm going to be a little tired of watching tv after this," joachim told the associated press by phone during one of the 5-minute breaks he was allowed avery hour.he was also allowed to take a 15-minute break every 8 hours, but otherwise he must be constantly looking at the screen.

the hardest part, joachim said on "regis and kelly," was "i couldn't watch the people" - the many, waving passers-by on the street outside the abc studio.

joachim, who lives in toronto but hails from sri lanka, now holds more than 16 guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. he does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.

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