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frontline: the warning 1/2

frontline: the warning--one lone regulator warned about derivatives' dangers.

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• 10/28/2009
• by truth-is-the-nemesis

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frontline: the warning 2/2

frontline: the warning--one lone regulator warned about derivatives' dangers.

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• 10/22/2009
• by truth-is-the-nemesis

Video:

ninja warning

a rather fun warning, good idea too

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• 6/24/2007
• by shazly

Video:

a warning for all

this warning should be in every high school.

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• 1/14/2007
• by ratbstard

Video:

congress ponders videogame warning labels

article submitted by pwningnubs.

house of representatives member joe baca (d-california) has introduced legislation that would attach a warning label to games rated teen and higher.

baca says that the video game health labeling act of 2009 is being introduced in response to the video game industry's alleged failure "to inform [consumers] of the potentially damaging content that is often found in their products."

the label would be similar to those already found on alcohol and tobacco products, reading: "warning: excessive exposure to violent video games and other violent media has been linked to aggressive behavior."

in a press release concerning the bill, baca cites a number of recent scientific studies as evidence of a neurological link between video games and aggression, and believes that affixing a warning label will "work to stop the growing influence of violent media on america's children and youth."

while it might seem a bit redundant to slap a warning label onto a box that already features a content rating, baca's bill strikes me as a rather clever approach to attaching the stigma of moral corruption to video games. previous bills went too far: by attempting to ban the sale of video games to minors, and essentially lumping video games in the same category as pornography, lawmakers attempted to skirt the constitution.

a warning label wouldn't get halo any closer to being banned, but would likely cause a great deal of alarm to those parents that do read the box before purchasing a game. i'm all for educating the uninformed about potentially harmful substances, provided there's concrete evidence, but a vaguely worded warning label does little more than sensationalize research results.

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• 1/19/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit. oh and wet socks. and people who don't read, oh and people who don't understand my personality.
makes her happy: art and tattooing as an art, music, sewing, photos, shows, films, boys, girls, drinks, smokes, fellow she-pervs, putting people in their place, fashion, fashion, and fashion, bloody things, horror, bookbs, writing and getting it on!, and a whole fucking lot more!
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't want to do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch ,japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 12/20/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit. oh and wet socks. and people who don't read, oh and people who don't understand my personality.
makes her happy: art and tattooing as an art, music, sewing, photos, shows, films, boys, girls, drinks, smokes, fellow she-pervs, putting people in their place, fashion, fashion, and fashion, bloody things, horror, bookbs, writing and getting it on!, and a whole fucking lot more!
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't want to do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch ,japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 12/20/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music... mmm.... shows.. a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who wait their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 9/14/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music... mmm.... shows.. a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who wait their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 9/14/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music... mmm.... shows.. a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who wait their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 7/24/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers, and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music... mmm.... shows.. a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who wait their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind.. namely audition

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• 7/24/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

alex jones warning of 9/11

alex jones warns of globalist plan to use bin laden to attack america. this video dates back to july 2001, alex jones had a pretty good idea on what the american government was up to and their plans to orchestrate 9/11 and blame bin laden.

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• 7/5/2006
• by reDStar

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb mother fuckers and dumb mother fucking shit. oh, and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music,..... mmm.. shows... a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, nine inch nails, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, alice in videoland, suicide silence... and all things equally brutal.
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind... namely audition.

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• 6/15/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - warning suicide

warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i am allowed.
not into: dumb mother fuckers and dumb mother fucking shit. oh, and wet socks. and people who don't read.
makes her happy: art, music,..... mmm.. shows... a lot more but i'll just be vague for now.
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, nine inch nails, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, alice in videoland, suicide silence... and all things equally brutal.
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino, thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind... namely audition.

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• 6/15/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - lainey & warning suicide

lainey suicide
age: 23
location: ohio
into: being myself and not compromising it for anything, oh and hot tea.
not into: mean people
makes her happy: love
makes her sad: lack of compassion and understanding.
fav bands: pantera, down, slayer, skeletonwitch, cannibal corpse, danzig, motley crue, the misfits, iron maiden, poison the well
fav films: grindhouse, grandma's boys, american psycho, house of 1000 corpses, halloween, texas chainsaw massacre, deliverance, wrong turn, talladega nights, devil's rejects
&
warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i'm allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks, and people who don't read, oh and also people who don't understand my personality.
makes her happy: art and tattooing as an art, music, sewing, photos, shows, films, boys, girls, drinks, smokes, fellow she-pervs, putting people in their place, fashion, fashion, and fashion, bloody things, horror, books, writing and getting it on! and a whole fucking lot more.
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal.
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino , thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind... namely audition

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• 1/14/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

suicide girls - lainey & warning suicide

lainey suicide
age: 23
location: ohio
into: being myself and not compromising it for anything, oh and hot tea.
not into: mean people
makes her happy: love
makes her sad: lack of compassion and understanding.
fav bands: pantera, down, slayer, skeletonwitch, cannibal corpse, danzig, motley crue, the misfits, iron maiden, poison the well
fav films: grindhouse, grandma's boys, american psycho, house of 1000 corpses, halloween, texas chainsaw massacre, deliverance, wrong turn, talladega nights, devil's rejects
&
warning suicide
age: 22
location: ohio
into: raising hell, and making shit happen because i'm allowed.
not into: dumb motherfuckers and dumb motherfucking shit, oh and wet socks, and people who don't read, oh and also people who don't understand my personality.
makes her happy: art and tattooing as an art, music, sewing, photos, shows, films, boys, girls, drinks, smokes, fellow she-pervs, putting people in their place, fashion, fashion, and fashion, bloody things, horror, books, writing and getting it on! and a whole fucking lot more.
makes her sad: people who waste their lives doing things they don't wanna do.
fav bands: marilyn manson, mushroomhead, combichrist, led zeppelin, tool, sia, all things mike patton = god, sneaker pimps, otis redding, suicide silence, and all things equally as brutal.
fav films: the lost boys, the rules of attraction, nightmare on elm st., hideaway, girl interrupted, domino , thirteen, what dreams may come, hedwig and the angry inch, japanese horror films of any kind... namely audition

• 4.1536/5
• 1933
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• 1/14/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

the prodigy - warning (new song)

here's a new song performed live by the prodigy titled "warning" filmed just a few days ago. i'm a massive fan of these guys, they really did turn dance music on it's head back in the 1990's. whilst i doubt they will once again reach the heady days when firestarer took the world by storm, this new track has me excited about their forthcoming record - due sometime in early 2009. have a listen and let me know what you think, do they still have it? or should they just give up?

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• 8/17/2008
• by dmac

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king of nepal warned by the west

western ambassadors have warned the king of nepal that if he does not bow to massive protest rallies being held across the country and restore democracy, he risks losing his throne.

three more protestors died yesterday as a general strike called by the opposition entered its fourteenth day. opposition parties are planning to bring hundreds of thousands of people onto the streets of kathmandu today in the biggest demonstration yet.

the us ambassador to nepal, james moriarty, was summoned to the palace yesterday after he said publicly in an interview that if king gyanendra does not back down, he may end up having to flee his country clinging to a helicopter.

but he was only saying in public what a string of leading ambassadors are believed to have told the king in private: that he must make a deal with the opposition parties if he is to hold on to his throne.

in a sign king gyanendra may want to strike some sort of deal with the opposition to end the protests, he yesterday released the two highest-profile political prisoners in nepal, senior figures from the two biggest opposition parties: madhav kumar nepal of the communist party (uml) and ram chandra poudel of the nepali congress party.

but the party leaders say they will not make any deal in return for token measures from the king and are insisting that he restores democracy. in an effort to stop the massive rally planned for today in kathmandu, the royal government last night announced a curfew.

as the crisis deepend, nepal's giant neighbour india sent a special envoy to kathmandu yesterday for urgent talks with king gyanendra. he is expected to tell the king starkly that delhi will not continue to back him if he does not make some sort of deal and continues to try to suppress the protests by force. almost all of nepal's trade depends on the border with india.

gyanendra ended democracy in nepal when he sacked the entire government and seized back the absolute powers of a mediaeval king. at the time he said it was necessary to defeat the maoists guerrillas who control large parts of the country and have fought a ten-year civil war.

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• 4/19/2006
• by qtnik

Video:

apple iphone warning proves true

an apple software update is disabling iphones that have been unlocked by owners who wanted to choose which mobile network to use.

earlier this week apple said a planned update would leave the device "permanently inoperable".

thousands of iphone owners hacked their expensive gadget in order to unlock it for use with other mobile carriers and to run a host of unsupported programs.

there are also reports of the update causing issues with unaltered iphones.

on monday apple issued a statement in which it said many of the unauthorised iphone unlocking programs caused "irreparable damage" to the device's software.

the company said this would "likely result in the modified iphone becoming permanently inoperable when a future apple-supplied iphone software update is installed".

that warning has now proved correct as many owners are reporting their phones no longer work following installation of the update.

apple requires iphone owners to take out a lengthy contract with at&t in the united states but there are a number of programs on the net that unlock the device for use with other networks.

some owners are reporting on technology blogs and apple's own forums that the update is deleting contacts information, as well as photos and music, on iphones that have not been modified in any way.



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• 9/28/2007
• by Nny

Video:

club issues warning for farting

london (afp) - a british pensioner has been ordered out of his local social club for breaking wind too loudly, which "disgusted" fellow members, media reports said wednesday.

maurice fox, 77, received a letter from kirkham street sports and social club in paignton, south-west england, about his overly-audible flatulence, asking him to go outside when necessary.

"it's only a little bit of wind -- it doesn't really hurt anyone. i sit by the door anyway and try to get out when i can. but sometimes it takes me by surprise and just pops out," he said, quoted by the guardian daily.

"i think someone has complained about the noise. i am a loud farter, but there is no smell," he added, noted that "there is no smell at all since i gave up the cider and started on the bass (a type of beer)."

the letter from the club committee confirmed that others had been disturbed.

"after several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors," it said.

"you sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. so please take heed of this request," it added.

fox -- who said he gets no complaints at another nearby club he attends two days a week -- voiced surprise that he had received no oral warning before the written complaint.

but he admitted they had a point. "i do not think it is unreasonable, you get ladies in there," he said.

"the ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. my wife died seven years ago and i live on my own so i might have lost a few social graces. but i was surprised to get the letter from the committee."

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• 12/8/2007
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

warning "talking while driving"

here's an advert of what could happen if you chat on the phone whilst driving.

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• 5/14/2007
• by rash219

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tourists warned of uae drug laws

article submitted by geoblaze.

travelers to the united arab emirates are being warned about its severe drug laws which have seen dozens detained for apparently minor offenses.

fair trials international said arrests were being made over tiny quantities of drugs and over-the-counter medicines. fair trials, a legal charity, said it has seen a steep rise in such cases.

possession of painkillers like codeine and some cold and flu medication could result in a mandatory four-year prison sentence, fair trials international said.

in one of the most extreme cases, it reported a man being held after poppy seeds from a bread roll were found on his clothes.

in recent years, chic hotels, skyscrapers and golden beaches have turned dubai and abu dhabi into popular tourist destinations.

many have no idea what risks they're taking or their vulnerability to this very strict approach catherine wolthuizen, fair trials international chief executive

businesses too have flocked to the uae, which promises a high standard of living because of its oil wealth. however, while it is considered one of the most liberal countries in the gulf, the muslim country's drugs laws are severe.

last year, 59 britons were arrested in the uae on drugs-related charges, according to the foreign office.

catherine wolthuizen, chief executive of fair trials international, said customs authorities were using highly sensitive new equipment to conduct thorough searches on travelers.

"so many people now travel to dubai and, as we're seeing, many have no idea what risks they're taking or their vulnerability to this very strict approach," she said.

"if they find any amount - no matter how minute - it will be enough to attract a mandatory four-year prison sentence.

"what many travelers may not realize is that they can be deemed to be in possession of such banned substances if they can be detected in their urine or bloodstream, or even in tiny, trace amounts on their person."

aside from illegal substances, travelers have also been held for possession of prescription drugs.

fair trials international has published a full list of banned substances on its website.

the foreign office is advising all travelers carrying any prescription drugs to take a doctor's letter detailing exactly why they need the medicine and the exact dose.

the uae embassy in london said it would not comment at this stage.

held in the uae (according to fair trials)
*keith brown, 43, middlesex: four-year jail term for possession of 0.003g of cannabis
*robert dalton, 25, kent: on trial for alleged possession of 0.03g of cannabis
*20-year-old, west yorkshire: on trial for alleged possession of 0.02g of cannabis
*tracy wilkinson, 45, west sussex: held in custody for eight weeks for possession of codeine before release
*swiss national: four-year jail term after poppy seeds found on his clothes

read more - source
fair trials list

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• 2/10/2008
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

spoiler warning

you may want to think twice about viewing this image.

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• 3/13/2008
• by Henri_

Video:

warning: pit bull with aids sign

'beware of dog' is so cliché these days.

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• 4/16/2008
• by InsayneJayne