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earth may be close to the warmest it has been in the last million years, especially in the part of the pacific ocean where potentially violent el nino weather patterns are born, climate scientists reported on monday.
this doesn't necessarily mean there will be more frequent el ninos -- which can disrupt normal weather around the world -- but could well mean that these wild patterns will be stronger when they occur, said james hansen of nasa's goddard institute for space studies in new york city.
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nadine velazquez, born in chicago, illinois, usa on november 20th 1978, is a puerto rican-american actress and model. she appeared in the 2004 film blast!, and currently stars in the nbc series my name is earl as catalina aruca. she appeared on the january 2006 cover of stuff, and was named #39 in the annual maxim hot 100 list.
an elderly gentleman was having some physical problems, so he went to see his doctor. the doctor told the old gent that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast. at the end of a week, the man returned for a follow-up visit to his doctor's office. the concerned doctor asked the old gent if he was feeling better. the man answered that he actually felt worse. then the doctor asked, "did you drink warm water an hour before breakfast each day?" "no," replied the man, "all i could do was about fifteen minutes."
"... versus cold blooded. a scientist looks at the notion that dinosaurs may have been warm blooded, and if so, the potential that they may have survived the ice age of 2 million years ago. video from bbc show horizon - my pet dinosaur."
help your character complete the race for life warm-up workout! press the arrow keys on your keyboard to match the sequence of falling arrows shown during the game. you need to time your keypresses to coincide with the falling arrows passing through the arrow outlines. perfect timing will increase your score, earning you extra bonus points for every successful move you make.
a woman and her very blonde daughter were riding in an old car one cold blustery day. the daughter said to her mother, "my hands are freezing cold." the mother replied, "the heater is broken.
put them between your legs. your body heat will warm them up." the daughter did and her hands warmed up. the next day the very blonde daughter was riding in the car with her boyfriend who said, "my hands are freezing cold." the blonde replied, "the heater is broken.
put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up." he did and warmed his hands. the following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. he said, "my nose is cold.
" the girl replied, "put it between my legs. the warmth of my body will warm it up." he did and warmed his nose. the next day the boyfriend was again driving with the blonde and he said, "my penis is frozen solid.
" the following day the blonde girl was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "have you ever heard of a penis?" slightly concerned the mother said, "why, yes. why do you ask?" the daughter replies, "they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?".
man: i'd like to buy some dog food.
checkout lady: do you have a dog?
man: yes.
checkout lady: where is he?
man: he's at home.
checkout lady: i'm sorry, i can't sell this dog food to you unless i see the dog. store policy.
the next day, the man returns.
man: i'd like to buy some cat food.
checkout lady: do you have a cat?
checkout lady: well...where is he?
man: he's at home!
checkout lady: sorry, i can't sell this cat food to you unless i see your cat.
the next day the man returns.
checkout lady: what's in the sack?
man: put your hand inside.
checkout lady: hmmm...it's warm and moist! what is it?
man: i would like to buy some toilet paper.
i have one.
the city of stockholm shoots thousands of wild rabbits spread across the green spaces of the swedish capital and sends their bodies to be burned as heating fuel, a practice which has enraged animal rights groups. city official mats freij said stockholm killed 6,000 wild rabbits last year and has culled 3,000 so far this year, but said a subcontractor decided to use the cadavers as fuel. "one should put this in the perspective that we (humans) are actually cremated ourselves and that generates a completely different reaction," freij said in response to criticism. animal rights sweden spokeswoman lise-lott alsenius questioned whether the practice was humane or ethical and suggested neutering the male rabbits as an alternative method of holding down the population. "one at least has to evaluate what the alternatives are to just simply shooting them," she said. konvex, the company handling the operation, said the rabbits were ground up with the cadavers of other beasts, mainly farm animals such as cows which have been deemed unfit for human consumption, reduced to flammable form and incinerated. "just as with us people ... the bodies contain a lot of fat and fat has exactly the same energy content as normal heating oil for instance," konvex chief executive leo virta said. source,source
for those cold winter nights
stylin' in a sexy sweater
until it overheats
uncharacteristically low-key track from the nin album "the downward spiral".
vg cats on what is happening to video games
not exactly your average campfire song, but still good.
shoplifter got owned! it's in dutch, but you'll get the idea.
so much for fighting like cats and dogs...
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