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Video:Silent Partners: Victims of Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell

silent partners: victims of don`t ask, don`t tell

silent partners: the other victims of don`t ask, don`t tell

Video:SNL - Coma Victim

snl - coma victim

dane cook plays a coma victim that wakes up and finds that his life has gone down hill.

Video:Ecoli Victim

ecoli victim

recent outbreaks of ecoli have claimed another victim. rip popeye.

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  • Comments 6
  • Date 12/15/2006
  • by GregP

Video:Pool Shot Prank Victim

pool shot prank victim

the latest victim in the ongoing 2 balls one shot pool prank.

Video:Russian Executed Victims On Electric Chair

russian executed victims on electric chair

the 30-year-old electrician, identified only as dmitry k, lured victims to his house by posting adverts for computer equipment on the internet.

police in yekaterinburg, a city in russia's urals region, tracked the suspect down after finding the charred body of a law student in a roadside ditch.

dmitry k admitted murdering the student, investigators said, before claiming that he had also killed several other victims as he conducted experiments on an improvised electric chair that he had invented.

the suspect, who worked at a local power plant, told detectives he would confess to the other murders if they found the bodies.

police say they are investigating at least four other incidents in which yekaterinburg residents went missing after responding to internet adverts for computer supplies over the past 12 months.

"there is reason to believe that the number of victims is higher," vladimir davydov, a senior detective in the yekaterinburg police force, told reporters.

the dead student, named only as anton a, was the first victim of the killer's research and was murdered in a correspondingly rudimentary way.

after persuading the student to come into his garage, dmitry k overpowered his victim and then wrapped his body with copper wire connected to a generator. the suspect told police he hit a button on his computer which triggered a surge of current through the student's body, killing him almost instantly.

as he honed his technique, dmitry k then fashioned an improvised electric chair which he used to practice on subsequent victims.

according to police, the suspect also claimed to have designed a doormat that would electrocute anyone who stood on it, but had yet to test it.

he also asked detectives to return a camera he had invented which used an electro-magnetic ray to erase the memory of anyone he photographed with it.

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Video:Burglar Victims Spice Rubbed, Sausage Attacked

burglar victims spice rubbed, sausage attacked

a burglar who broke into a home just east of fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, fresno county sheriff's deputies said saturday.

lt. ian burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"it seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a t-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his id," burrimond said.

arrested was antonio vasquez, 22, of fresno.

burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of south thompson avenue near kings canyon road shortly after 8 a.m. saturday regarding a burglary in progress.

the victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

both the spices and the sausage, burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

after the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, burrimond said.

burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"that's right, the dog ate the weapon," burrimond said.

"i tell you, this was one weird case."

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Video:Serial killer executed by re-animated body of his last victim

serial killer executed by re-animated body of his last victim

from satirical comedy spoof news show "the day today".an american serial killer wants to be executed by his last victim,so an animotronics expert brings his corpse back to 'life' where it quickly becomes a celebrity.

Video:Burglar Fell Asleep In Victim's Bed

burglar fell asleep in victim's bed

a burglar who downed a bottle of vodka was caught after falling asleep in the king sized bed of one of his victims.

austrian home owner gerhard sobor, from traisen, said: "i walked into the bedroom and found a strange man, fully clothed, snoring away on my bed.

"his pockets were full of my wife's jewellery, and there was an empty bottle beside him."

police arrested the 28-year-old man and charged him with breaking and entering.

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Video:GOP Senator Confronted by Rape Victim

gop senator confronted by rape victim

a rape victim confronts gop senator david vitter regarding his vote for al franken`s bill to address haliburton`s prevention of employees from suing if they are sexually assaulted.

Video:Rapist Makes Victim Write Him A Check

rapist makes victim write him a check

davie [florida] police said a rape suspect assaulted his victim, then made her write him a check.

lt. bill bamford, of the davie police, said anthony roberts followed a woman home from work tuesday night.

"as she's unlocking the door, he pulls out a gun, puts it to the back of her head and forces her into his apartment. once inside the apartment, he asks her if she has any cash, credit cards or an atm card," bamford said. the woman had no cash, so roberts said he would take a check made out in his name.

"he demands that she write a check. she writes him a check for $1,400 in his own name. he then binds her with duct tape, brings her into a bedroom, and at some point he decides he's going to sexually batter this woman," bamford said.

davie police said roberts fled the apartment complex and the woman called 911.

roberts went to the check cashing store about a mile away from the apartment. a clerk there called the victim to find out if the $1,400 check was valid, and police were at the other end of the line.

"officers respond. this man takes flight out of the store. after a brief foot chase, he was apprehended," bamford said.

roberts, who is from the bahamas, remained in jail thursday.
roberts will be charged with sexual battery, armed robbery, kidnapping, aggravated assault and resisting arrest, police said.

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Video:Firefighter Accused of Taking Victim's Foot

firefighter accused of taking victim's foot

fort pierce — a st. lucie county firefighter who allegedly took a melbourne man’s severed foot from the scene of a traffic accident last week is under investigation, fire chief ron parrish announced thursday.

parrish said the incident calls into question “the public’s trust in our responsibility and commitment to provide emergency care to our citizens. it’s an extremely serious matter, and one i find personally disturbing. this is a very serious allegation, and we have an obligation to the public and those involved to investigate it thoroughly.”

parrish would not answer further questions, he said, until the investigation is complete.

the victim, karl lambert, 46, has retained the west palm beach law office of raymond christian. reached by phone thursday at his hospital room at st. mary’s medical center in west palm beach, lambert declined to comment and referred questions to his attorney.

“i am in excruciating pain right now,” he said. “i have a long road to recovery.”

a paralegal who answered the phone at christian’s office thursday said the attorney would not be available for comment until friday.

fire district spokeswoman catherine chaney said when dealing with severed body parts at an accident scene, it is the fire district’s policy to take the part with the patient to the hospital if there is any chance of reattachment, or the body part goes to the medical examiner’s office.

depending on the situation, severed body parts are either handled by law enforcement on scene or by fire department officials, chaney said.

“it’s not normal for remains or pieces or parts to be removed from an accident scene other than by the appropriate authority,” said fire district deputy chief buddy emerson.

fire district officials would not release the name of the firefighter who also is a trained paramedic. however, chaney said the firefighter, a woman, trains cadaver dogs. cadaver dogs are used to locate and follow the scent of decomposing human flesh. asked whether the firefighter used the foot to train cadaver dogs, chaney said, “what she was going to use this specific foot for, i can’t confirm.”

chaney said lambert's foot was severed during the accident and was not amputated. she said she did not know how long the investigation would take.

meanwhile, florida highway patrol spokesman lt. tim frith said thursday the agency is investigating the incident. fire district officials notified fhp about the incident wednesday, frith said. a trooper has been assigned to take statements and collect information on what happened to the body part, he said.

“we’re in the preliminary stages right now,” frith said. “it may reach the magnitude of a criminal matter. in 27 years, this is the first time i have ever heard of these accusations. it’s highly unusual.”

frith said he did not know how long fhp’s investigation would take to determine whether the incident is criminal.

meanwhile, fire district officials said the firefighter is still on duty pending the completion of the investigation.

the crash involving lambert happened friday on southbound interstate 95 near the tradition exit. according to an fhp report, lambert’s chevrolet truck, traveling southbound in the inside lane, veered to the left of the roadway onto the emergency lane. lambert overcorrected to get back on the road and struck the left side of a toyota pickup truck driven by cocoa resident barbara price. lambert’s vehicle then crossed onto a grassy median on the left side of the road and struck a tree.

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Video:Eagles - Victim of love

eagles - victim of love

eagles classic

Video:Earthquake Victim

earthquake victim

this 26 year old man`s name is chen jian. he was buried under three concrete slabs for 73 hours before he was found. he told the reporter that he wants to live because his wife is pregnant and he doesn`t want his child born without the father. after 6 hours of hardwork, he was pulled out from the rubble, only to die shortly after

Video:Hurricane Victim Drops F-word on FOX News

hurricane victim drops f-word on fox news

some people are just more vocal about their displeasure with fema.

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Video:My latest Halloween victim

my latest halloween victim

damn samurai zombies you have to hit them in the head to kill them. boomheadshot = braindart

Video:Wall of 9.11 Victims

wall of 9.11 victims

this is a wall of all those who died in the attacks on 9.11

Video:Burglar Gives Victim A Shoulder Massage

burglar gives victim a shoulder massage

tokyo - how about a little relaxation with your robbery?

a burglar gave a 35-year-old woman a shoulder massage for several hours after breaking into her apartment in central tokyo and tying her up, police were quoted as saying on friday.

he stole 210,000 yen ($1,900) in cash and her bank cash card, though he later mailed the card to her as she requested after withdrawing 980,000 yen from her account, kyodo news agency said.

it said lee jin-se, 29, a south korean, admitted the burglary and told police he lingered in the woman's apartment and gave her the massage "to relax her."

police believe lee waited there until business hours began for bank cash machines, virtually none of which operate around-the-clock in japan, kyodo said.

a police spokesman confirmed the robbery but declined to comment on the reported massage. he said the woman did not appear to have been physically assaulted.

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Video:Another Maze Game Victim

another maze game victim

she can no longer look at a computer the same

Video:WTC Victim Kevin Cosgrove's Last Moments

wtc victim kevin cosgrove's last moments

this 911 call was from kevin cosgrove, the vice president of aon corporation, who was trapped in an office on the 105th floor of the south tower. the tower collapses during the call and the phone line goes dead, but not before kevin screams his final words.

Video:A Type Of Fungus Takes Over Its Victim

a type of fungus takes over its victim

a fungus takes over its host and causes erratic behavior, really scary stuff.

Video:party victim part 2

party victim part 2

lots of alcohol=tired+nauseous=this

Video:party victim part1

party victim part1

alcohol + tired = fun. make sure to turn the sound on.

  • Votes 3.4167/5
  • Views 504
  • Comments 1
  • Date 1/20/2007
  • by Jedo

Video:Fashion Victim Balloons 1

fashion victim balloons 1

odd balloon fashions.

Video:Fashion Victim Balloons 2

fashion victim balloons 2

odd balloon fashions.


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