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Video:Iraq War Vet Shot, Killed By Police Officer

iraq war vet shot, killed by police officer

iraq war vet shot, killed by police officer

Video:Vietnam Vets Throw Medals

vietnam vets throw medals

“we don’t want to fight anymore, but if we have to fight again, it’ll be to take these steps.”

Video:Vet Visit

vet visit

amen to this.

Video:The Vet

the vet

poor animal, i wonder what's wrong. maybe its just indigestion.

Video:Homeless Vet

homeless vet

poor vader has fallen on hard times

  • Votes 4.1185/5
  • Views 3075
  • Comments 3
  • Date 10/9/2007
  • by GregP

Video:A Vet

a vet

"darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "i'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"

"a vet? why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.

the husband replied, "well dear because i work like a horse, live like a dog and most of all i have to sleep with a cow."

Video:Three Dogs At The Vet

three dogs at the vet

there were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"i chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why i'm here".

the next dog said,"i peed on my masters $1,000 rug".

the next dog then comes in and say's,"my master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, i went for the ride of a life time!".

"and that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "no, i'm getting my nails clipped."

Video:Lost Parrot Tells Vet His Address

lost parrot tells vet his address

tokyo — when yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught — recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.

police rescued the african grey parrot two weeks ago from a neighbor's roof in the city of nagareyama, near tokyo. after spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary hospital while police searched for clues, local policeman shinjiro uemura said.

he kept mum with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with the vet.

"i'm mr. yosuke nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian, according to uemura. the parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.

"we checked the address, and what do you know, a nakamura family really lived there. so we told them we've found yosuke," uemura said.

the nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.

but yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.

"i tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me," uemura said.

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gotta love iago.

Video:Iraq Vets Know 911 Was Inside Job

iraq vets know 911 was inside job

this soldier talks about 911

Video:Quick, Call A Vet

quick, call a vet

my dog has a strange growth on his abdomin

  • Votes 4.5175/5
  • Views 2597
  • Comments 4
  • Date 6/7/2008
  • by GregP

Video:10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

10 signs your vet bill is going to require financing

-- the doc's thermometer registers in fahrenheit, celsius and dollars. -- the bill came with payment coupons. -- your doberman just ate the receptionist. -- "he has a very rare blood type. it's called '$$ positive.'" -- he starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. you own a goldfish. -- they take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray. -- the sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners. -- you suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic. -- "do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?" -- and the #1 sign your veterinary bill is going to require financing: "we can rebuild him. make him stronger, faster...."

Video:Iraq Vet Dies After Receiving Cancerous Lungs in Transplant

iraq vet dies after receiving cancerous lungs in transplant

an iraq war veteran died after receiving cancerous lungs from a heavy smoker in a transplant.

matthew millington, 31, a corporal in the queen’s royal lancers, had the operation to save him from an incurable respiratory condition.

but the organs were from a donor who was believed to have smoked 30 to 50 roll-up cigarettes a day. a tumor was found after the transplant, and its growth was accelerated by the drugs that mr millington took to prevent his body rejecting the organs.

because he was a cancer patient, he was not allowed to receive a further pair of lungs, under hospital rules. the soldier had radiotherapy but died at home in stoke-on-trent in february last year.

his widow, siobhan, said: “all matthew wanted was another set of lungs. he said: ‘they have given me a dud pair, get me another set’. he thought he could beat it, but his condition deteriorated so fast from then.”

papworth hospital, cambridge, the country’s main heart and lung transplant center, carried out the operation. it said that early x-rays on the organs did not find any signs of cancer.

mr millington had learned that he had a serious lung condition in 2006 and was given two years to live unless he had a transplant.

a donor was found and the double lung transplant went ahead in april 2007. the cancer was discovered only six months after the operation, because of a lack of communication between radiographers and consultants. the tumor had grown from 9mm to 13mm in that period.

an inquest was told last week that an internal investigation at papworth pinpointed a string of problems, including difficulties with communication, record-keeping and patient handover.

in mr millington’s case a radiographer had failed to highlight the growth of the cancerous tumor.

discounting verdicts of neglect or misadventure, ian smith, the north staffordshire coroner, delivered a narrative verdict, recording that mr millington had died from “complications of transplant surgery”.

the hospital defended using smokers’ lungs for transplants, saying that all organs were screened rigorously.

speaking after the inquest, mr millington’s father lester, 61, said: “i have never contemplated further action. i wanted to get to the inquest but i was 99.9 per cent certain that nothing they did wrong was done wrong wilfully. it is a fact that 51 per cent of all lungs transplanted at papworth come from donors who smoked.

“without using such lungs many more people would die without receiving a transplant.”

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Video:Gay Vet

gay vet

killing = good, sodomy = bad

Video:Dodgy Vet - League Of Gentlemen

dodgy vet - league of gentlemen

taken from series 1 episode 3.

Video:Army Vet +  Meth + Tank = Grand Theft Auto

army vet + meth + tank = grand theft auto

shawn timothy nelson was a us army veteran and unemployed plumber who, at the age of 35 and under the influence of methamphetamine, stole an m-60 patton tank from a national guard armory in san diego, california and went on a rampage on may 17, 1995...

Video: Homeless vet to Bill O`Reilly

homeless vet to bill o`reilly "that guy is an asshole"

ryan sussman, a homeless veteran who served in the navy reacts to recent comments by fox news` bill o`reilly.

Video:Vietnam Vet Pilot says 911 inside job

vietnam vet pilot says 911 inside job

just another conspiracy nut by the name of russ wittenberg, trying to say 9/11 was not as it appeared to be. so hopefully, all the bf2 pilots and microsoft flight sim guy's can explain why this guy's story is complete bs...come on i'm waiting...


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