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q: what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? a: see you next month
three vampires go to a bar, the first vampire goes to the barman a blood on the rocks please barkeep.
the second vampire goes to the barman i would also like a blood on the rocks governor.
the third vampire walks up to the barman and says i would like a cup of hot water please.
the barman looked confused thou did what was asked took payment and walked away, the other vampires were furious with him and said, "what the bloody hell are you thinking, you are a vampire, what the hell are you going to do with the hot water?
the third vampire said nothing for a moment then whipped out a used tampon from his pocket and said i'm going to make tea.
this is a clip from a documentary the national geographic channel did about the vampire squid.
what is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? a blood vessel...
what type of dog do vampire's like the best? bloodhounds...
this very rare species of vampire bat was discovered in a peruvian rainforest in may 2006.
the smashing pumpkins - the end is the beginning is the end to the awesomeness of vampire hunter d
article submitted by ug7344. 19-year-old charged with having sex with a 15-year-old girl allentown, pa. — a pottsville, pa., man convinced a 15-year-old girl he was part werewolf and part vampire before sexually assaulting her, police say. kristian allen carl, 19, also believed he was a supernatural mixed breed, police say. "he convinced himself he was a hybrid — a combination werewolf and vampire," pottsville police sgt. james joos said. "he had convinced the girl he was, too." to prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, carl "showed me his canine teeth," joos said. "i let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth." joos said carl also told police he had a "guardian dragon that protected him from evildoers." carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sexual intercourse with the girl, who told police he was her boyfriend, on nov. 14, 2007, according to an affidavit joos filed. carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, joos wrote. carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night. carl remains free on $25,000 unsecured bail, joos said. "he's being held culpable for his actions," joos said. source, source, jerry springer vampire the girl is too dense to comprehend.
a peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by a man who claimed the bird was a vampire. the bird was so fiercely beaten that most of its tail feathers fell out, which led to the peacock being put down. the peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a burger king parking lot and perched on a car hood. employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared. the bird-murderer seized the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature. asked what he was doing, the attacker explained, "'i'm killing a vampire!'" employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s. it was not clear how the bird made its way to burger king, but a staten island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant. source: cbs5
this kid believes he is a real-life blood sucking vampire. he's so into his gig that he arrives to the springer show in a coffin.
a look at the 1996 slayings of a eustis, fla., couple by a “vampire cult” led by 16-year-old rod ferrell, who is now serving a life sentence.
night watch officer anton gorodetsky tracks down a couple of wanted vampires. scene from nochnoi dozor (2004), the film that brought the russian film industry into mainstream consideration. check it out, along with the sequel "day watch" (dnevnoi dozor).
like anyone cares enough about the plot. but here it is anyway: imdb- their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (20 march 2009 (uk))
sean hannity, in full free-fall mode, sinks to his lowest level yet in this unintentionally hilariously, overly serious look at the "threat of vampires in the united states."
check out the new trailer for the awesome new live action movie: blood the last vampire. now in cinemas!
two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. one says, "let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"we're new here," says the second one. "it's dark out, and we don't know where to look. we'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
the first bat replies, "who needs them? i can find some blood somewhere." he flies out of the cave.
when he returns, he is covered with blood.
the second bat says excitedly, "where did you get the blood?"
the first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. pointing into the night, he asks, "see that black building over there?"
"yes," the other bat answers.
"well," says the first bat, "i didn't."
a vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. he told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in." ok, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "good" said the bat, "because i sure as hell didn't!"
another short clip from scare tactics. the girls reaction is priceless!
someone has painted a picture of bush sucking the blood out of the "statue of liberty."
just in case...
bite me, oh yes bite me please.
courtesy of actiontrip.com
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