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this japanese dog loves getting vacuumed, but clearly does not like it when the nozzle comes off his master’s vacuum cleaner!
a little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “good morning” said the young man.
“if i could take a couple of minutes of your time, i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.” “go away”, said the old lady. “i haven’t got any money. i’m broke”, and she proceeded to closer the door.
quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door, and pushed it wide open.
“don’t be too hasty”, he said. “not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, i will personally eat the remainder.”
the old lady stepped back and said, “well i hope you’ve got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
in the few short years since the first shackled afghan shuffled off to guantanamo, the u.s. military has created a global network of overseas prisons, its islands of high security keeping 14,000 detainees beyond the reach of established law.
disclosures of torture and long-term arbitrary detentions have won rebuke from leading voices including the u.n. secretary-general and the u.s. supreme court. but the bitterest words come from inside the system, the size of several major u.s. penitentiaries.
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yet another wake-up prank. this one gets points for ingenuity and aim.
sealed for freshness?
gotta keep the seniors clean.
russia tests what it says is the world's most powerful vacuum bomb. it is an explosive device that unleashes a shockwave with the power of a nuclear weapon.
article submitted by the living end. a polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner. the building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with henry hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen. a stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". according to the sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the great ormond street children's hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices. the security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses. when later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in poland". he has since been fired. the man's employers, hg construction, told the sun: "that behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh". henry hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again." the man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object. last year, robert stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. and in 1993, karl watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in redditch, worcs. source ...y hate on people and their inanimate objects? :(
