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Video:Totally Useless Facts:

totally useless facts:


totally useless facts.

the "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.

the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible is the cat.

the "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.

pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.

the original story from "tales of 1001 arabian nights" begins, "aladdin was a little chinese boy."

nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. what about milk you say? a cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living.

the most common name in the world is mohammed.

michael jordan makes more money from nike annually than all of the nike factory workers in malaysia combined.

the volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the pacific ocean.

cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. this is because all knights used to be right-handed. when the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

ham radio operators got the term "ham" coined from the expression "ham fisted operators," a term used to describe early radio users who sent morse code (i.e., pounded their fist).

the slogan on new hampshire license plates is "live free or die." these license plates are manufactured by prisoners in the state prison in concord.

chinese crested dogs can get acne.

hydrogen gas is the least dense substance in the world, at 0.08988g/cc.

hydrogen solid is the most dense substance in the world, at 70.6g/cc.

each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man woman and child in the world.

the house fly hums in the middle octave key of f.

the only capital letter in the roman alphabet with exactly one end point is p.

the giant red star betelgeuse has a diameter larger than that of the earth's orbit around the sun.

the longest place name still in use is: taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronuk- upokaiwhenuakitanatahu--a new zealand hill.

los angeles's full name is: "el pueblo de nuestra senora la reina de los angeles de poriuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "la.".

only 1 in 2,000,000,000 will live to be 116 or older.

an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

according to einstein's special theory of relativity, it is possible to go slower than light and faster than light, but it is impossible to go the speed of light. also, there is a particle called tackyon which is supposed to go faster than light. this means if you fire a tackyon beam, it travels before you fire it.

when you tie a noose, the rope is wrapped twelve times around because it's the same length as a persons head.

hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards.

a cat's jaw cannot move sideways...


Video:More Useless Japanese Invention 2

more useless japanese invention 2

i like to smoke this is going a little to far

Video:Useless Taiwanese Cops

useless taiwanese cops

they need 30 cops to stop one car.

Video:Useless House Cat

useless house cat

it cuddles up to the vermin.

  • Votes 3.7429/5
  • Views 1102
  • Comments 5
  • Date 3/22/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Useless Soccer Team

useless soccer team

i like it when the goalie kicks the pole in disgust with his defense and his goaltending skills.

Video:13 Useless Random Facts

13 useless random facts

1) in the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. hence we have "the rule of thumb".

2) many years ago in scotland, a new game was invented. it was ruled "gentlemen only... ladies forbidden"... and thus the word golf entered into the english language.

3) men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

4) it is impossible to lick your elbow.

5) intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

6) each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
spades - king david
hearts - charlemagne
clubs - alexander, the great
diamonds - julius caesar

7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

8) question: if you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "a"?

answer: one thousand

9) in shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."

10) it was the accepted practice in babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

11) in english pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... so in old england, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." it's where we get the phrase "mind your p's and q's"

12) many years ago in england, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. when they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

13) i cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Video:Useless Facts Video

useless facts video

a bunch of stuff that you shouldn't know. if you do you are a nerd.

Video:For Sale: One Useless Cat

for sale: one useless cat

too much snuggling and not enough killing.

Video:Useless Facts

useless facts

things that you might know.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions Gallery

useless japanese inventions gallery

some japanese inventions that seem cool at first, but are actually quite realistically useless.

Video:More Useless Japanese Inventions 1

more useless japanese inventions 1

duster socks for your cat

Video:More Useless Japanese Inventions 3

more useless japanese inventions 3

how to take a perfect 360° shot

Video:Aquaman's Powers are Useless!

aquaman's powers are useless!

"my abilty to talk to fish is of no help, wonder woman!" again...doing a bit of research on the lame aquaman, and i turned up this classic commercial.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 1

useless japanese inventions 1

a butter stick for convenient buttering. how innovative.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 2

useless japanese inventions 2

easy access to tissues when sick, at the expense of looking like a fool.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 3

useless japanese inventions 3

eye-drop funnels for those who have bad aim.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 4

useless japanese inventions 4

a way for the father to breastfeed the baby.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 5

useless japanese inventions 5

an umbrella with a clear curtain that surrounds your whole body.

Video:Useless Japanese Inventions 6

useless japanese inventions 6

cool your noodles with this fan that mounts on chopsticks.

Video:Useless Degree

useless degree

in flower arranging

Video:Useless USB Devices

useless usb devices

usb toaster. just in case you need a snack

  • Votes 3.9641/5
  • Views 2782
  • Comments 6
  • Date 11/2/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Useless USB Devices

useless usb devices

the usb tape dispenser

  • Votes 4.0405/5
  • Views 2729
  • Comments 4
  • Date 11/2/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Useless USB Devices

useless usb devices

the usb toothbrush

  • Votes 3.8621/5
  • Views 2941
  • Comments 5
  • Date 11/2/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Useless USB Devices

useless usb devices

the usb butt fan. in case you have a flatulence problem

  • Votes 3.7664/5
  • Views 3104
  • Comments 8
  • Date 11/2/2007
  • by GregP

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