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Video:NASA Wants Urine Donations For Space Lavatory

nasa wants urine donations for space lavatory



a call by nasa for donations of urine so it can create the perfect space lavatory has been leaked, resulting in a flood of offers.

the us space programme said it was seeking urine from workers at the johnson space centre in houston, texas, as part of its work on the new orion space capsule.

the orion will eventually take astronauts to the moon, according to an internal memo posted on the web site nasawatch.com.

designers of the orion, which will park unoccupied in space for up to six months while astronauts work on the moon, have to solve a pressing issue of getting rid of stored urine, said john lewis, nasa's head of life support systems for orion.

to design, build and test the systems, nasa needs nearly 8 gallons of urine every day - about the total daily output of 30 people.

"urine is a mess because urine is full of solids," mr lewis said. those solids clog the venting system for dumping urine which meant keeping the waste disposal system clear is "really a challenge," he added.

nasa has a long-standing tradition of collecting samples from its workers to help design better space toilets because "you can't make fake urine," mr lewis said.

the memo seeking daily contributions from july 21 to july 31, contains detailed instructions for participants, but was not meant to go public.

it requests donors do not drink too much to encourage urination, warning that "you are not encouraged to over-hydrate as this could dilute the urine we collect".

"unlike in the doctor's office, you do not need to worry about starting collection midstream," the memo states. "our testing will be much more accurate if you collect as much of the entire urination as possible including the beginning."

it also calls for urine to be fresh, no more than an hour old. "we suggest that morning urine be collected at home, but not night-time urine," the memo states.

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Video:Auto-Urine Therapy

auto-urine therapy

*has your illness resisted all kinds of treatment? *are there no specific medicines for your illness? *are you apprehensive about the side-effect os drugs? *have you despaired of life?

do not lose hope. have recourse to auto-urine therapy.

if we can drink the urine of cows, why can’t we drink our own urine? free your mind of the misguided disgust about urine and regain your lost health.

Video:Cow Urine: A Diabetes Cure?

cow urine: a diabetes cure?

indian scientists say cow urine can reduce blood sugar levels.
scientists at bangalore veterinary college say a new study shows that cow's urine may lower blood sugar levels.

Video:TURMEL on Urine Therapy

turmel on urine therapy

independent canadian candidate john turmel speaks on the merits of urine therapy. taken from the movie turmel, an indepedent documentary made by a couple canadian guys. the whole movie is great, talks about everything from marijuana laws, to gambling laws, to money creation and of course.............. urine therapy. website for the movie is www.turmelmovie.com totally worth the $20 i paid for the movie.

Video:Author Uses Rat Urine For Illustrations

author uses rat urine for illustrations

a prize-winning author of children's books has revealed an unsavory secret ingredient used to craft her latest work – rats' urine.

emily gravett has just won the most coveted award for children's illustration with little mouse's big book of fears.

the book explores the phobias of a mouse who is afraid of everything.

gravett has dedicated the work to her two pet rats on account of the help they gave her in producing the book's distinctive look.

she wanted to make the pages look as if they had been nibbled by a nervous, hungry mouse.

her two pets, button and mr moo – sadly now dead – were happy to nibble away at pieces of paper.

"they are easy to persuade," she told the guardian. "you just have to bribe them with food."

"they like anything with fat," she added. "they are real gluttons."

the urine, she said, was added to give the pages a yellow tinge and make them look "properly ratted".

she scanned the chewed, urinated-on pages and used them as background for her illustrations.

little mouse's big book of fears won the cilip medal for book illustration.

gravett also won the prize for her debut picture book wolves, in 2005.

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Video:Man Steals Fridge Full of Urine

man steals fridge full of urine

florida- a gainesville man has been accused of stealing a small refrigerator from a probation office to destroy one of his own urine samples.

devin anthony perry was arrested and charged with arson, destroying evidence, burglary and larceny. the charges are connected with a break-in at the department of corrections probation and parole office at 7020 nw 11th place between 2 a.m and 5 a.m. sunday. it is the same office that perry reported to on friday to provide a urine sample that tested positive for drug use, according to alachua county sheriff's office spokesman art forgey.

based on evidence at the scene, statements by perry and information from probation officers, sheriff's office investigators pieced together the following series of events.

after realizing that his sample tested positive, perry went to the office, shot out a window to get inside and removed the locked refrigerator used to store samples. after leaving the office, perry picked up shards of window glass that had his blood on it and set the shrubbery beneath the window on fire.

probation officers who arrived at the office shortly before dawn saw the smoldering shrubs and called deputies, and then provided investigators with a list of those who may have had a reason to want a stored sample destroyed. investigators began tracking down the potential suspects.

at perry's home the investigators looked into a trash bin and found shards of glass with blood on them wrapped inside clothing believed to have been perry's. the refrigerator had not been found by monday morning.

state records show perry was sentenced to probation until 2018 for multiple drug convictions, including possession and sale of marijuana and cocaine.

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how cute is that mini-fridge case mod!

Video:Man Sprays Prankster Teens With Fox Urine

man sprays prankster teens with fox urine

willmar, minn. -- a 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property - with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. now, scott wagar is in trouble with the law.

wagar pleaded not guilty on wednesday in kandiyohi county district court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. he was released on personal recognizance.

according to police, wagar was on his property sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. he told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. he also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

a phone message left at a home listing for a scott wagar was not immediately returned to the associated press.

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Video:Headlines - Horse Urine

headlines - horse urine

well ain't that the truth.

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Video:Crew Drinks Up Recycled Urine in Space

crew drinks up recycled urine in space

houston - at the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind.

astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on wednesday by drinking water that had been recycled from their urine, sweat and water that condenses from exhaled air. they said "cheers," clicked drinking bags and toasted nasa workers on the ground who were sipping their own version of recycled drinking water.

"the taste is great," american astronaut michael barratt said. then as russian gennady padalka tried to catch little bubbles of the clear water floating in front of him, barratt called the taste "worth chasing."

he said the water came with labels that said: "drink this when real water is over 200 miles away."

the urine recycling system is needed for astronaut outposts on the moon and mars. it also will save nasa money because it won't have to ship up as much water to the station by space shuttle or cargo rockets.

it's also crucial as the space station is about to expand from three people living on board to six.

the recycling system had been brought up to the space station last november by space shuttle endeavour, but it couldn't be used until samples were tested back on earth and a stuck valve was fixed on monday.

so when it came time to actually drink up, nasa made a big deal of it.

the three-man crew stood holding their drinks and congratulated engineers in two nasa centers that worked on the system.

"this is something that had been the stuff of science fiction," barratt said before taking a sip.

nasa deputy space shuttle manager leroy cain called it "a huge milestone."

on the russian side of the space station, moisture in the air — not urine — is turned into drinking water.

the new system takes the combined urine of the crew from the toilet, moves it to a big tank, where the water is boiled off, and the vapor collected. the rest of contaminants — the yucky brine in the urine — is thrown away, said marybeth edeen, the space station's national lab manager who was in charge of the system.

the water vapor is mixed with water from air condensation, then it goes through filters, much like those put on home taps, edeen said.


when six crew members are aboard it can make about six gallons from urine in about six hours, edeen said.

some people may find the idea of drinking recycled urine distasteful, but it is also done on earth, but with a lot longer time between urine and tap, edeen said. in space, it takes about a week, she said.

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Video:Retired Policeman Ordered to Drink His Own Urine

retired policeman ordered to drink his own urine

airport security staff ordered a retired policeman to drink his own urine sample to prove it was safe.

yu fahai, 58, was going through security at pudong international airport in shanghai, when he was challenged over a bottle of liquid in his pocket.

yu, who received a kidney transplant several years ago, has to regularly test his urine for infection, reports news morning.

"the checker asked me what was inside, and i told her it was my urine. she said: "urine? drink some to prove it"," said yu at his home in chibi, hubei province.

yu, who was taking his first ever flight after attending a tv awards ceremony in shanghai, has now lodged a complaint against the airport.

an airport spokesman said the security guard mistakenly heard the word 'urine' as 'beverage', and claimed yu had his boarding card in his mouth, making his pronunciation unclear.

the spokesman added that national regulations forbid passengers from taking liquids on flights but an exception was made for mr yu because of his medical history. he also apologised.

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Video:India to Launch Cow Urine as Soft Drink

india to launch cow urine as soft drink

does your pepsi lack pep? is your coke not the real thing? india's hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

the bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the cow protection department of the rashtriya swayamsevak sangh (rss), india's biggest and oldest hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

om prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told the times from his headquarters in hardwar, one of four holy cities on the river ganges. "its usp will be that it's going to be very healthy. it won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

the drink is the latest attempt by the rss – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse india of foreign influence and promote its ideology of hindutva, or hindu-ness.

hindus revere cows and slaughtering them is illegal in most of india. cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the hindu caste system.

in 2001, the rss and its offshoots – which include the opposition bharatiya janata party – began promoting cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

the movement has often been accused of using more violent methods, such as killing 67 christians in the eastern state of orissa last year, and assaulting women in a pub in mangalore last month. it also has a history of targeting foreign business in india, as in 1994, when it organised a nationwide boycott of multinational consumer goods, including pepsi and coca cola.

the cola brands are popular in india, now one of their biggest markets, but have struggled in recent years to shake off allegations, which they deny, that they contain dangerous levels of pesticide.

mr prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. he said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.

he insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the american cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "we're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "we may also think of exporting it.

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Video:Man Arrested - Sold Urine As Oil

man arrested - sold urine as oil


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a zimbabwean man has been jailed for two years after he sold urine to residents in a mining town claiming it was cooking oil, according to state media reports. piccard mudzingwa, 28, approached one of the victims at a bus terminus in the southern mining town of zvishavane selling bottles containing a liquid he said was cooking oil, the herald newspaper reported.

the victim discovered she had been duped when she was preparing dinner the following day and reported mudzingwa to the police.

he was arrested when he attempted to repeat the trick on another woman.

cooking oil is among commodities that are in short supply in zimbabwe as the country battles an economic crisis with 165,000 per cent inflation and 80 per cent unemployment.

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Video: Man Asks Boy For Urine Sample At Mall

man asks boy for urine sample at mall

white plains, n.y. - a man who was apparently worried about a random drug test asked an 11-year-old boy at a mall for a urine sample.

white plains police say marcos delacruz, 42, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. he was arrested several hours after the incident in the men's room at the mall on wednesday.

deputy public safety commissioner daniel jackson said delacruz took the sample to his appointment with his probation officer.

the 11-year-old boy told his mother that a man in the men's room had asked him to urinate in a bottle. the mom called police and the boy described the man.

jackson said the officers contacted local probation, parole and court offices and found delacruz who had an appointment at the westchester county probation department.

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Video:Interesting Facts About Urine

interesting facts about urine

lets learn more about the wee!


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