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mrs. flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class.

it was the beginning of the new school year. mrs. flebs said, “okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. we'll start with sarah.”

sarah said, “cows have spots.

terrence said, ''baseball is a sport.”

carla said, “computers are electronic.”

bobby said, “urinate.”

mrs. flebs said, “bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence.”

bobby said, “not ‘urinate’, it's ‘you're an eight’. and if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten.”

Video:Urinating Man Aids Alleged Drug Ring Bust

urinating man aids alleged drug ring bust

authorities busted an alleged drug ring in bucks county after a man who was urinating in public tipped them off.

police attempted to arrest the man for urinating in public, but to stay out of prison he gave them information on the alleged drug ring.

district attorney diane gibbon said the ring trafficked in numerous drugs including cocaine, crystal meth, and steroids.

34 people were charged wednesday after the seven month investigation.

those arrested included major suppliers and dealers active in philadelphia, bucks and montgomery counties.

source: cbs3.com

Video:Guard Accused of Urinating on Computer

guard accused of urinating on computer

a state prison guard who was arrested after a drunken brawl at a nightclub may also be charged with urinating on a municipal jail computer, police said.

willie m. shannon, 26, of lacey, employed at washington corrections center in shelton, was transferred to the thurston county jail, where he was booked for investigation of first-degree malicious mischief and then was released after posting bail, according to police reports monday.

his employment status was unclear. a state corrections spokesman said the personnel office at the prison had closed by the time he was asked about the case monday by the olympian newspaper.

shannon, sean w. dack, 25, of mccleary, who works with shannon at the prison, and randy m. hinchcliffe, 38, of olympia, who has previous felony convictions and knew shannon from the prison, were arrested after fighting early sunday morning at the vault, police st. james costa said.

describing all three as apparently intoxicated, investigators found shannon and hinchcliffe had been thrown out of the club after punching and shoving each other, and dack joined the fray after initially seeming to be trying to break it up, costa said.

dack and hinchcliffe were cited at the municipal jail for disorderly conduct and released, but shannon, while confined in a holding cell, relieved himself through a protective screen onto a nearby computer workstation, according to police reports.

damage to the computer, monitor, fax machine and other hardware was estimated at $1,500, and other equipment was rendered unusable because of the contamination, costa said.

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Video:Store Clerk Urinates Into Soda

store clerk urinates into soda

a convenience store worker has admitted urinating into a soda bottle, causing a customer who drank from it to become violently ill, his bosses say.

publix super markets spokesman dwaine stevens said the accused employee, who works at a pix convenience store in deltona, was suspended after the company learned of the incident this week. an internal investigation is being completed.

lab tests done by publix on the contaminated mountain dew confirmed the soda contained urine, stevens said. the supermarket giant owns the pix chain. "it is an isolated incident done by one of our associates," stevens said. "whatever measure is necessary, it will be executed and the employee will be dealt with."

publix has not filed a criminal complaint but the option has not been ruled out, stevens said. the victim, a foreman with a daytona beach construction company, became suspicious of the drink after he chugged the beverage last week, his attorney, daniel newlin, said

"he vomited three or four times afterward," said newlin, who did not release his client's name in order to protect the man's privacy. newlin said that upon the advice of an infectious-disease doctor, the victim was being tested for diseases such as gonorrhea and hepatitis c.

"we're hopeful that the person who did this wasn't carrying any sexual, or otherwise, virus that could cause him harm," newlin said. "unfortunately, the doctors were very concerned."

i hope this guy gets punished bad...

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Video:Man Falls Urinating Off Highway Bridge

man falls urinating off highway bridge


article submitted by ug7433.

bloomington, minn. ? a man who was attempting to urinate off of the highway 77 bridge in bloomington, minn. was hurt after falling off the edge.

police got a call just before 5 a.m. sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

the caller said he was driving north when his 23-year-old friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

the man looked at his friend and pretended to fall off the bridge before actually falling off for real, landing about 30 feet below in a grassy area.

the eagan fire department retrieved the man using a chair lift. he was then taken to hennepin county medical center, where he is currently in stable condition with serious injuries.

police did not provide the man's identity.

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Video:Man Accused Of Urinating On People At Festival

man accused of urinating on people at festival



a 31-year-old detroit man faces a misdemeanor assault and battery charge after allegedly urinating on several people during an annual gay pride event. the daily tribune of royal oak reported the man had been drinking and was upset that he was splashed with water aimed at street dancers sunday during the motor city pride festival.

police lt. william wilson said "he may have wanted to take revenge," turned and urinated on the leg of a man standing next to him.

the detroit free press reports two other people were sprayed in the process.

the man is to be arraigned june 23.

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Video:Urinate - Engrish

urinate - engrish

signs that lose a little bit in the translation.

Video:Teacher 'Forced' Student To Urinate In Lunchbox

teacher 'forced' student to urinate in lunchbox


article submitted by blizzloader .

orange county, fla. -- orange county public schools is investigating claims that a student was forced to use a lunchbox as a toilet in front of his class at meadowbrook middle school.

the teacher will not be coming to school. she will be relieved of her duty with pay as the school district investigates, officials said.

"if you gotta go, you gotta go," student quonterious thomas told eyewitness news in an interview monday.

thomas, 13, says his language arts teacher, jameeka chambers, gave him two options when he had to go to the bathroom at meadowbrook middle school in orange county. she said he could wait until the end of class or use her lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

the sixth grader said he used her lunchbox.

"if i had waited any longer, i would have peed on myself and that would have been even more embarrassing," thomas said, adding that his entire class of 19 students and his teacher watched.

when thomas told his mom, she said she didn't believe it at first and later realized how traumatized he was.

"i have never, in all the days been living, ever heard about anything happening in all my life. this is a really big shocker for me," said shameka bryant, thomas' mom.

orange county public schools told eyewitness news the claims are under investigation. the district has taken statements from students in the class, but has not spoken to the teacher.

chambers has been out of town at an education conference in new orleans. this is her first year on the job and her record is clean.

"i'm seeking counseling for him, asking questions. what was the purpose? i want to know," bryant said.

orange county public schools wouldn't specifically comment about what happened. the district says teachers have to allow students to use the restroom.

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you know... i simply got up and left class if i had a teacher telling me i had to hold it in. getting a 15 minute detention sounds a lot less embarrassing than peeing in your pants or in a lunchbox.

Video:Drunk Guy Urinates On The Lead Singer

drunk guy urinates on the lead singer

why can`t we all just get along?


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