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Video:Olbermann: The Michael Jackson Death Update

olbermann: the michael jackson death update

msnbc's keith olbermann & the michael jackson death investigation update - 06/29/09

Video:Thing - Thing 2 (Updated Version)

thing - thing 2 (updated version)

this is the updated version of thing - thing 2.

Video:Updates Have Taken Effect

updates have taken effect

the updates mentioned here have taken effect. there should be no more problems with avatars or file extensions not being accepted when trying to upload content.

stay tuned, as there are more updates to come!

, spikedhumor staff

Video:Science Update -1-

science update -1-

rather than post science and technology articles directly to the home page, the articles will be compiled into updates like this one. those that are interested may read them so those that are uninterested don’t just give it a ‘1’ and move on. the articles in the science updates all pertain to the area of current science and technology.

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consciousness vs. human perception

the rise of nanotechnology

stem cells grown in new medium

use the rating for this update itself to comment on this new system. remaining articles on the mainpage will most likely be for oddly enough articles.

Video:Flash Player Updated / Improved Flash Quality

flash player updated / improved flash quality

we've just released some big updates today! if you have not noticed already, the flash player has been updated with a shiny new look. that's not all that will be changed around here. rumor has it that there will be an upgrade to spikedhumor including all new graphics and features on the horizon. stay tuned!

due to popular demand, we have increased the flash quality for new videos. the quality has nearly doubled. this downtime from the upgrade has caused a slight backup on newly encoded videos. rest assured that this will be all back to normal within a few hours.

Video:UPDATED: Multi-Page Comment System

updated: multi-page comment system

critical update:

you can now view up to 100 comments per page by changing a setting in "my profile."

Video:Science Update -2-

science update -2-

new installment of science update:


this article contains links to three articles in the field of sci/tech. the three articles focus on chip implants, the magnitude of black holes, and the growing push for ethanol based fuels.


new 'wave' of technology (chip implants)

one way trip into black hole takes 200,000 years

the push for flex fuel vehicles

Video:George W. Bush Iraqi Update

george w. bush iraqi update

from letterman, george bush screws up yet again.

Video:Merriam-Webster Dictionary Updated

merriam-webster dictionary updated

go ahead, treat yourself. check out the latest "chick flick," get a "bikini wax" or enjoy an ice cream -- but be careful about "brain freeze."

if any of that isn't clear, it might be wise to consult the latest edition of merriam-webster's collegiate dictionary, which formally defines words that have taken root in american conversation.

those terms are joined by 15 other new entries that make up the 1,664 pages of the newly published book. so if you're not interested in movies meant to appeal to women, discreet hair removal procedures or running the risk of a sudden shooting pain in the head caused by very cold food, maybe there's another endeavor to catch your fancy.

try "steganography," the "art or practice of concealing a message, image, or file within another message, image, or file." that may not be the latest craze, but it's an activity that caught the attention of merriam-webster's lexicographers.

"we have editors who spend a part of each day reading magazines and newspapers, looking for evidence of how words are being more commonly used," said john morse, merriam-webster's president and publisher. "we're looking for words that show up in the contexts that the average adult might encounter."

the new words reflect changes and developments in american society. you could try your hand at being a "cybrarian" (a person who finds, collects, and manages information available on the internet,) or as a "hospitalist" ("a physician who specializes in treating hospitalized patients of other physicians in order to minimize the number of hospital visits by other physicians.")

the springfield-based dictionary publisher has an ongoing list of about 17 million entries it monitors. every year, a few of them make it into print, followed by a succinct definition.

it takes about 10 years for a promising word to get into the dictionary from the time it first gets noticed. but some have a speedy rise to merriam-webster legitimacy, depending on the urgency of their meaning and impact

among this year's fastest climbers is "sars," the acronym for the severe acute respiratory syndrome that began making headlines just two years ago with an outbreak in asia.

"that was enough of a public health concern to get it in the dictionary right away," morse said. "now, one of two things could happen. either we'll never hear about sars again, and if so, i've wasted three lines of type in the dictionary. or it will come back, and everyone will go to the dictionary in a time of need to see how sars is defined."

the dictionary is going to hell these days...

newsday

Video:Update On The News Section

update on the news section

lately, the news section here at spikedhumor has been a bit dead.

the lack of activity is due to the fact that most of our editors have been working on another site - shoutwire.

this is mainly due to the possibility that shoutwire may be incorporated into the spikedhumor setup sometime in the future, but also because shoutwire is new and becoming increasingly popular (over 20,000 members since its launch in mid-november). i encourage everyone to sign up and get involved - it's an excellent source of diverse news and information - just check it out before you shrug it off.

that still doesn’t change the fact that we know a lot of you like to read news here, so we've decided to make an effort to resurrect the news section. myself and a few other editors will be paying special attention to this section in the next few weeks with the goal of bringing you more news in a more timely fashion.

we hope that in doing this we can encourage more discussion, votes, and views in this section. be sure to get involved with shoutwire by "shouting" your favorite articles and also adding commentary. thanks!

, spiked staff

Video:SpikedHumor's New Updates!

spikedhumor's new updates!

we have implemented the new public upload system. go here to try it out.

notice the real-time progress of uploads (status bar with information) and on-the-fly dupe checking.

duplicates are checked for, based on keywords, the moment you type something in, so be sure to use quality, descriptive titles and descriptions when uploading content to avoid posting duplicate articles.

screenshots will now be auto-made for you, so no more messing with those dreaded things.

take note:

for a screenshot to be taken, the video must first be encoded on our server, but a generic spikedhumor screenshot will be used temporarily when a video is in queue to be encoded. screenshots must still be made for games, although they no longer have to be any specific size - they will be auto-sized as needed.

also take note of the comment rating system. this is to help cease unacceptable commentary and flame wars.

if you think a comment should be "buried" (not seen by the public), click the red sad face emoticon on the top right of the comment. if you approve of a comment, click the green smiley face emoticon. it's that easy.
if a comment receives enough bad ratings, it will be buried so that the public cannot see it.

we've also revamped the moderation system, so think twice before flaming anyone, doing anything distatsteful, or annoying the admins - you could be banned without notice on the first offense. you have been warned.

two more things:

- we changed the way time is handled by comments. instead of the exact time being given, as per when the comment was posted, it will say how long ago it was posted.

- admins can now be distinguished from regular members by the [blue] color of their name with "[admin]".

Video:SNL - Weekend Update

snl - weekend update

bill clinton tries to predict kerry's running mate for the 2004 election.

Video:Weekend Update - Best of Tina Fey

weekend update - best of tina fey

best of tina fey.

Video:SpikedHumor Technical Update

spikedhumor technical update

some spikedhumor members are still having trouble with their avatars. members who have an x or broken link image for an avatar should be able to get their avatar working. it seems that only new members have trouble with avatars. this problem should be fixed sometime this week.

people have also raised concern about spikedhumor not accepting certain popular file types when trying to upload content. this is due to the extensions being case-sensitive. so until we get this issue fixed, make sure your file type extensions (i.e. wmv) are lowercase.

we will be rehauling the majority of the spikedhumor web site over the coming months.
thanks for your patience while we do this, once again :) lots of goodies to come.

, spikedhumor staff

Video:Spiked 2.0 Update

spiked 2.0 update

you are probably more anxious than ever for spiked 2.0 and we can finally give you some accurate information now that we've had more time to troubleshoot the beta issues which you wonderful users brought to our attention since the beta release.

thursday will be our official live release date (so friday can be a precautionary day devoted to ensuring optimal functionality of spiked 2.0), but if we don't manage to release spiked 2.0 by then, worst case scenario, this monday will be the official launch date.

we greatly appreciate your help with diagnosing problems with our beta, and your patience, while we migrate the latest and great version of spikedhumor to the spiked domain, which will result in the greatest entertainment web site on the planet being made available.



we are still doing tests on the spiked 2.0 beta and we need your feedback or any additional bug reports.

please post any bugs you come across in the comments below, or take advantage of our forums and post under the spikedhumor feedback forum. with your help, we can meet our thursday deadline. thanks!

, spiked staff

Video:SpikedHumor 2.0 Drawing Update

spikedhumor 2.0 drawing update

with the arrival of the glamorous, new spikedhumor 2.0 we feel it necessary to give something(s) back to the users. therefore, we will be having multiple drawings every month starting with an extreme green laser for the start of this month. read here for more details on that.

we thank you for putting up with the hardware failures and the growing pains with spiked 2.0. we should have those solved by this week. gather all the experience points you can because the prizes will only get better as time goes on. good luck to all!

Video:SpikedHumor Forums Updated

spikedhumor forums updated

the spiked forums just got better. our forums now use the newest version of vbulletin and we also customized the design. we think they're pretty snazzy.

shoutwire's forums have been separated from the spiked forums, even though the user bases have been shared thus far. shoutwire's forums are under construction, for anyone wondering.

normally these forums are used for technical support issues and/or site feedback; although, there are usually over 300 active members to mingle with when it comes to virtually any [suitable] topic.

come to learn, chill out, and be creative! drop in anytime.

thanks go out to our dedicated forum members who keep things interesting.

Video:Updated SpikedHumor Drawing!

updated spikedhumor drawing!

spikedhumor.com has given out prizes the past:

video cards, head massagers, ipods, video games, nazi-melting lasers, etc...

however, ne'er in the history of spikedhumor has anything so monumental been given away.

we're giving away a totally bitchin' pc gaming rig valued at over $3000 usd with the ultimate center piece; the newest dell xps 710 gaming machine with an intel core 2 duo processor and a geforce 8800 gtx video card. also included is a 22" widescreen monitor from dell. specs on the rig can be found here

tickets for the drawing are 50 experience points a piece and there is no limit to the amount of entries, just how much time you have before midnight pst on friday march 16th, 2007 (technically march 17th).

Video:SNL - Weekend Update (4/22/07)

snl - weekend update (4/22/07)

earth you're a wonderful, wonderful planet!

Video:Important SpikedHumor Update

important spikedhumor update

separating tags and making proper submissions...


spikedhumor's tagging methods have been redeveloped and reprogrammed. please note that spaces must now be used, as opposed to commas, to separate your tags when filling out an article submission.

it's obvious that other web sites are using spaces and we've decided that the majority would prefer not to use commas. let us know what you think about changing to spaces.

in case you are unsure of how to tag your article properly, here's an example scenario:

say you're uploading a video involving extreme car racing. suggested tags would be:

car auto vehicle race racing extreme

try not to use more than 5 or 6 tags. when entering the title and description, use relevant words in more than one way, use synonyms and be concise. the goal, when submitting an article, is to make it relevant and descriptive, easily found through the search engine, and intriguing for those who are browsing.

suggested title would be: extreme auto racing - nice cars

suggested description would be: extreme cars, such as ferraris, bmws, and mercedez-benz, race each other on the track and on the road. one of the racers even blows up his engine!

i just made that up off the top of my head, but be creative with your submissions. by doing this, you will gain respect from viewers and admins. you will also intrigue more people to click on your article.

of course, don't forget to properly categorize your article and check off the appropriate age ratings.

if you do not follow these guidelines, optimal exposure for your article cannot be guaranteed. admins and editors spend hours editing and cleaning up articles on a daily basis. flawlessly submitted articles, if entertaining, will be manually promoted to the front page by admins to encourage quality work.

pornographic and adult content (i.e. nudity)...


remember that adult content is prohibited on spiked. uploading pornographic or nude content after being warned via e-mail may result in your account being banned, so be careful when choosing content to upload. spankwire.com is recommended for those wishing to share and discuss adult content. adults only!


thank you for taking this into consideration and be sure to check out our feedback thread here.

ps - the number of comments a user has posted is now available in their user profile.

, spiked staff

Video:SpikedHumor Update - Name That Girl

spikedhumor update - name that girl



labeling hot females


the trend of random and unknown images of females/women/girls needs to end.

video clips and other forms of images demand useful, accurate and search-engine friendly labels.
it's time to follow up and be just as specific.
unknown chick, random chick, hot babe, latina hottie -- these sorts of titles are something spiked would like to restrict.

any and every picture of a female that is uploaded for the sole purpose of *arousal* needs her name mentioned in the title and labels bar.
we need names; placing "mary smith" and "jane doe" doesn't cut it.
good rule of thumb: if you don't know her name, don't upload the picture.

there should be a description of more than three words included with each picture.
we don't expect you to name the type of fabric the girl is wearing or what brand her heels are.
take the miranda kerr image as an example:

miranda kerr near the beach wearing a bikini. - yes
miranda's hot - no

nameless uploads will be deleted by staff starting next week.

we will not be deleting previously uploaded unknown girl images or galleries; just making that clear.


nudity


spiked humor prohibits nudity; we will continue reminding members as much as much as we can.

if you happen to come across nudity in any shape or form, there is no excuse to start uploading similar material. instead contact us:

a) spiked support
b)email insaynejayne at insaynej@hotmail.com - any and all links or info is welcome.


categorization


celebrity: named well known actress/actor, model or musician, etc.
babes: named obscure playboy bunny, thong model, bikini model, etc.


thanks for your time.

, spiked staff

Video:Spider-Man 3 (Venom Edited Trailer) *Updated*

spider-man 3 (venom edited trailer) *updated*

i edited the latest spider-man 3 trailer with as many scenes of venom and venom related content as possible. i was too lazy to redo the audio, so i threw a song in there with some minor spider-man 3 audio.

Video:SpikedHumor / Crave Updates (Suggestions Welcome)

spikedhumor / crave updates (suggestions welcome)


i've been told by a crave editor via e-mail that the video watermark will be modified this week.

good news, yes?

also:

regarding embed videos, we are going to be adding a feature that will enable people to upload a thumbnail with a video. this will do away with the "ugly gray" image placeholder.

glorious news, yes?

crave is clearly listening, fellow humorists.

share your suggestions- whatever you feel crave should do to help better spikedhumor.


thanks everyone!

thought about adding a picture to a serious newsblog... went for it.

Video:Swine Flu Update

swine flu update

thunderf00t october 03, 2009 there swine flu has been sweeping through one of our local university campuses. there have been about 700 reported cases, and one fatality.


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Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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