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i don't understand what the hell is wrong with her pussy!
another funny fedex commercial from the we understand series.
this is a demonstration of a fascinating software application being developed by the massachusetts institute of technology. the "assist sketch understanding system" can automatically create and simulate physics from hand drawn sketches.
a lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. the pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "why in the world do you need cyanide?" the lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. the pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "i can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! that's against the law! i'll lose my license. they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!" the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. the pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "well, now. you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
10. why it`s good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. the difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. crying can be fun. 7. fat clothes. 6. a salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. the inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. a good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. 1. other women!
10. cats' facial expressions 9. the need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. fat clothes 6. taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. the difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. cutting your bangs to make them grow 3. eyelash curlers 2. the inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made 1. other women
bin laden under "terroristen" in a phonebook.
dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince.
funny foxsports ad about a football fan who can't keep his eyes off the game
a little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him about sex. her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. he covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics and by the time he`s finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. her father finally asks, "so what did you want to know about sex for?" "oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs.
brief understanding of hiv and aids.
watch closely as he tries to hide the fact that he`s desperately looking for his translation earpiece by pretending to understand what the president of guatemala is saying.
just a silly test to see if you can comprehend this guy.
he managed to look even dumber than usual.
