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Video:Alphabet Typed in Under 2 sSconds

alphabet typed in under 2 ssconds

typing the alphabet under 2 seconds.

Video:9 Personality Types of Britain’s Heavy Drinkers

9 personality types of britain’s heavy drinkers

britain’s heavy drinkers can be categorised into nine personality types, according to the department of health.

government researchers have analysed the social and psychological characteristics of people who regularly drink twice the recommended guidelines of alcohol.

they found that the personality types ranged from depressives who drink at home alone, to macho exhibitionists who spend almost every evening in the pub.

the information will be used to devise public health campaigns to target those who are putting themselves at risk of alcohol-related illnesses that cost the nhs in england about £2.7billion a year.

a doh spokesman said: “this will be a tough one to crack. research found many positive associations with alcohol among the general public - even more so among those drinking at higher-risk levels. for these people alcohol is embedded in their identity and lifestyle: so much so that challenging this behaviour results in high levels of defensiveness, rejection or even outright denial.”

the nine personality types of heavy drinkers, to be unveiled by the doh on wednesday, are:


- “de-stress drinkers” use alcohol to regain control of life and calm down. they include middle-class women and men.

- “conformist drinkers” are driven by the need to belong and seek a structure to their lives. they are typically men aged 45 to 59 in clerical or manual jobs.

- “boredom drinkers” consume alcohol to pass the time, seeking stimulation to relieve the monotony of life. alcohol helps them to feel comforted and secure.

- “depressed drinkers” may be of any age, gender or socioeconomic group. they crave comfort, safety and security.

-“re-bonding drinkers” are driven by a need to keep in touch with people who are close to them.

- “community drinkers” are motivated by the need to belong. they are usually lower middle class men and women who drink in large friendship groups.

- “hedonistic drinkers” crave stimulation and want to abandon control. they are often divorced people with grown-up children, who want to stand out from the crowd.

- “macho drinkers” spend most of their spare time in pubs. they are mostly men of all ages who want to stand out from the crowd.

- “border dependents” regard the pub as a home from home. they visit it during the day and the evening, on weekdays and at weekends, drinking fast and often.


it is hoped the research will help the government to reach out to people who consume at least twice the guidelines of 35 alcohol units a week for women and 50 for men.

dawn primarolo, the public health minister, said: “the pilot will help up to 4,000 drinkers cut down in the first year alone.”

the doh will also launch a trial information campaign in north-west england to persuade problem drinkers to cut down.

it includes self-help packs, available online and in printed form, which tell drinkers how to calculate the medical risks associated with different levels of alcohol intake.

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Video:Typing FYI

typing fyi

just in case you were wondering

Video:Al Pacino Speech Using Kenetic Type

al pacino speech using kenetic type

pacinos devils advocate speech turned into kinetics

Video:Chronicles of Riddick Kinetic Type

chronicles of riddick kinetic type

i'll kill you with my tea cup.

Video:21 types of men you will meet in a bathroom

21 types of men you will meet in a bathroom

a deep study into the psyche of men.

1 excitable - shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 sociable - joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 crosseyed - looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 timid - can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 indifferent - all urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 clever - no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 worried - not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 frivolous - plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9 absent-minded - opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 childish - pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 sneaky - farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12 patient - stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 desperate - waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 tough - bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15 efficient - waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16 fat - backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17 little - stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 drunk - holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 disgruntled - stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 conceited - holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
21 radical - ignores urinal. pisses on wall.

Video:10 Different Types of Soup

10 different types of soup

yet another strange cartoon from david firth.

Video:Type R vs STI

type r vs sti

type r drags with sti.

courtesy: rsxdelerium

Video:Lotus Exige Type-R

lotus exige type-r

lotus exige type-r

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Video:Typing NYC

typing nyc

something weird when you type nyc in the right font.

Video:Click Drag Type

click drag type

click drag and type your way through this puzzle game.

Video:PSA: 11 Types of Strangers

psa: 11 types of strangers

they forgot the 12th type: the police-officer-posing-as-stranger-danger-instructor trap.

Video:Body Hair Type from Old Spice

body hair type from old spice

advert for old spice

Video:Different Types

different types

a canadian, a russian and an american all wanted to show off to each other so they each bought a new toilet. the russian bought a wooden toilet, the canadian bought a marble toilet, and the american bought a musical toilet. the next day, the canadian came back to complain and said, "i want a refund. every time i use the toilet, i slip off of it." the day after that, the russian came to complain and said, "i want a refund. every time i sit on the toilet i get splinters in my bottom." the next day, the american came and said, "i want a refund. every time i sit down, i hear my national anthem and i have to stand up."

Video:Click Drag Type 3

click drag type 3

here is the 3rd installment of the megapuzzle clickdragtype.

Video:New Type of Motorcycle

new type of motorcycle

looks like an attempt to make the motorcycle safer. i love the way it compensates the weight at the turns.

Video:Gambling type

gambling type

a bartender was tending to his bar when a guy in tattered clothes swaggers into the bar and orders a beer. the bartender takes one look at the man and says, "you don't look like you can afford a beer, so why should i give you one?" the man laughs and says, "you're right, but i just won $10,000 earlier today." "wow, what's your occupation?" "i am a professional gambler. for example, i'll bet you $100 that i can get a bulls-eye from this very spot." looking to the opposide side of the bar, the bartender eye's the dart board and accepts the bet. the man walks across the bar, grabs a dart, walks back, and hit's the bulls-eye from the bar. "well, i shouldn't have doubted you, here's your $100."

as the night passed, the man got more and more drunk. until finally, the man walked back to the bartender so drunk, he had trouble standing. he say's, "hey bartender! i bet you $1,000 that i can piss from one side of the bar into a beer bottle without spilling a drop!" the bartender, seeing his odd's of winning were high, accepted. so the man climbs onto the bar, sets down an empty beer bottle, and stumbles to the other side. he unzips, and starts peeing everywhere. the bar, the bartender, everything got drenched in piss, and none of it got in the bottle. the bartender starts smiling and goes to the man to collect, but the man suddenly bursts out laughing. the bartender, confused but $1,000 richer asks, "what's so funny? you just lost the bet." "that's true, but i just bet everyone in here for $50,000 that i can piss on you, your bar, and still have you smiling afterwards!"

Video:Touge Battle - Honda Integra Type-R vs S14 Nissan Silvia

touge battle - honda integra type-r vs s14 nissan silvia

uphill and downhill 2 round touge battle, d1 style.

Video:My Type Of Beach

my type of beach

a very hot blonde on a hidden beach.

Video:Porsche 911 Targa (Type 997)

porsche 911 targa (type 997)

the new porsche 911 targa.

Video:A Type Of Fungus Takes Over Its Victim

a type of fungus takes over its victim

a fungus takes over its host and causes erratic behavior, really scary stuff.

Video:V For Vendetta Kinetic Type

v for vendetta kinetic type

i always wondered what v was actually talking about.


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