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two turtles decided to go on a camping trip and also decided to bring a basket filled with beer and sandwiches. so the 2 turtles found a perfect spot near a river after walking for 5 days. the 2 turtles were about to eat when one turtle says to the other, "we forgot the bottle opener. one of us has to go back." the other turtle quickly responds, "i'm not going back. if i go, then you're gonna eat all the sandwiches!" the first turtle then replies, "no i won't. just go." so the 2nd turtle starts to go back. after 2 weeks, the 2nd turtle never came back. the first turtle is so hungry, he decides to eat one of the sandwiches. when the first turtle starts to bite the sandwich, the 2nd turtle quickly yells from a rock, "ah hah! i knew you were gonna eat the sandwich!"
painting of a sea turtle
this is a strange little cartoon about turtles
turtles gone wild.
a war turtle.
one badass turtle.
turtles vs renaissance artists
carnivorous snapping turtle
the beach where the turtle laid its eggs is a popular tourist destination, so local authorities have placed a small barrier around the egg site to protect the baby turtles. it is the first time in 16 years that there has been a confirmed sighting of a sea turtle laying its eggs in the area. a mainichi article earlier this month reported that record numbers of sea turtles have been spotting coming ashore at spawning grounds in kyushu.
turtle totally fucks up two mice and eats them.
yeah, so there was a 2 headed turtle picture, but what about one with 4 front legs?
i think i heard the dog say "i like turtles."
a compilation of the greatest misadventures of tardy the turtle.
this is the largest turtle in the world.
not sure if the turtle is playing or going for the cat's blood.
it's a little known fact that during the late 80's the teenage mutant ninja turtles tried to crossover into metal music.
trailer for the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie.
intro to the 1987 teenage mutant ninja turtles show.
picture of a bald cat, which looks like it's back has been painted to resemble a turtle.
apparently this turtle is so hungry he was willing to ninja and drown a pigeon.
a turtle was walking down an alley in new york when he was mugged by a gang of snails. a police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
the turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “i don't know, it all happened so fast.”
opening part for the ova of mutant ninja turtles. japanese original. "when the teenage mutant ninja turtles acquire mutastones from crys-mu, the spirit of light, they acquire the ability to enhance themselves into super turtles for a duration of three minutes."
new york (ap) -- a runway at john f. kennedy international airport was shut down briefly wednesday morning after at least 78 turtles emerged from a nearby bay and crawled onto the tarmac. grounds crews eventually rounded up the wayward reptiles and deposited them back in the brackish water farther from airport property, but not before the incident disrupted jfk's flight schedule and contributed to delays that reached nearly 1 1/2 hours. "apparently, this is something the tower has experienced before," said federal aviation administration spokesman jim peters. "i guess it's the season for spawning." the invasion began unfolding, slowly, at around 8:30 a.m., when an american eagle flight crew reported seeing three turtles while taxiing out for departure. before long, a chorus of pilots was radioing the tower to report turtles either on the end of a runway that juts out into the water, or approaching on the grass. the faa halted flights for about 12 minutes shortly before 9 a.m. while some of the turtles were cleared away, then quit using the runway entirely after getting new reports of "massive numbers" of turtles on the tarmac, peters said. port authority of new york and new jersey spokesman john kelly said airport crews gathered up the turtles in about 35 minutes. he identified the turtles as diamondback terrapins, a species common to jamaica bay, which surrounds the airport. the turtles appeared to be about 8 inches long and weigh 2 to 3 pounds each. jets hit turtles a few times each year at jfk, usually in the final days of june or earliest days in july, according to the faa's wildlife strike database. there have been no recent reports of the strikes causing any damage to an airplane. source
this game is hard, but it's challenging in a fun way. you have to carry the rock over to the other side via the turtle's backs. however, they like to go under for food, so be careful.
