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bad-ass turkeys doing what they gotta do...
prank test on people to see which turkey is softer (one's not a turkey).
family tradition, of cutting the turkey.
fun little turkey game.
a guy explains the dangers of eating turkey in the wrong setting.
a thanksgiving game. get the turkeys before they get you!
the show reveals how a farmer that set up live webcams for customers buying his free-range turkeys, so they could see they were free and walking about. they even had name tags on them, so people could phone and say what turkey they wanted. it should be noted: it's very unlikely they are still free and walking about now.
palin pardons a turkey then carrys out an interview while in the background a guy is beheading turkeys and draining them... at one point she says "its fun...im where i need to be"...
hundreds of turkeys cower in the cold and rain friday morning after the truck they were in spilled down the west bank of cass county highway 35 south of rollag, minnesota. the driver of the truck was killed in the accident.
it hjas a turkey body and a tucan head. not sure what kind of bird it is though.
kid gets run over and killed by a idiot driver while trying to cross a turkish street in balikesir.
coolio is at it again, and this time, he shows you how to impress your friends when they come over to your place to watch the big game!
hell no i don't wants it.
looks like they don't like the idea of thanksgiving day.
seems a fair offer.
this reminds me of a termite mound.
gross and conceited.
this is yesilcam actors proving they've done system of a downs famous song 'chop suey' 20 years ago.
when good turkeys turn bad.
a contestant answers "turkey" 3 times in a row during the final round.
here is a turkey chasing a peacock's tail.
a woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "do you have any turkey?" the butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it onthe weighing scales. it weighs six pounds. the woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "do you haveone that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" the butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. the scales now show eight pounds "that's wonderful," says the woman. "i'll take both of them, please!"
the pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. while the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. when the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "you're terrific!!! sign up for the season, and i'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "forget the bonus," the turkey said, "all i want to know is, does the season go past thanksgiving day?"
rather than rain or snow, or even dogs, postal workers in a west side neighborhood near owen conservation park are being pestered by wild turkeys this spring. mara wilhite, manager of the hilldale station post office, said she expected to deal with all manner of issues when she went to work for the u.s. post office. but that was not one of them. "just when you thought you'd heard it all," she said. about five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. one of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver. wilhite sought help in the matter from eric lobner, regional wildlife program supervisor for the state department of natural resources. lobner said the behavior is clearly tied to the breeding season, which started recently and runs through about mid-may. color plays an important role in turkey breeding, he said, with the color of the male's head during mating season changes from gaudy blue to white to red. lobner speculated that perhaps the turkeys are attracted to the red, white and blue postal trucks. postal workers were armed with water pistols. but lober said that, while the squirts of water worked for a while, the turkeys now seem accustomed to it. some workers have been using long sticks to fend off the birds, he said, adding that he will meet with wilhite next week to discuss other possible solutions. part of the problem, lobner said, is that residents around owen conservation park around the parkwood hills neighborhood may be feeding the turkeys, which makes the birds less afraid of humans. he said pamphlets have been circulated in the neighborhood to discourage people from feeding the birds. source
